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Movie Moving Drama


rafe has big life news! she has to deliver a belt. caleb talks grad school and trying to get a job. he saw birdman! no spoilers, promise. community, too. no spoilers? rafe is happy and doesn’t know what to do with herself. caleb is trying to be a better person and not such a homewrecker. one might say it’s a charming story… and caleb makes fun of rafe for her jncos. then he brings up one of his old transformers, soundwave and her drama. things are fucked up, caleb explains injuries caused by airbags, and rafe and caleb watch the wrong sam rockwell movie. songs happen. good songs. and rafe kills something, which is impressive. and there are bright places about pollution and a bachelor party. and omg there’s going to be a GUEST NEXT WEEK. FROM A BAND. anyway, you should send rafe your bright places. email her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 30, 2015

Rafe Hates Happiness


caleb’s living in a crappy episode of supernatural involving cats and chocolate frosting. so much fat logic. rafe talks about her progression with the brony and caleb learns a new word, and caleb talks about the progression of… nothing… because his life is awful. caleb is awful at using his smartphone as a smartphone. he’s also freaking out about his future. then there’s some talk about WoW and caleb learning to talk to people. rafe got drunk while watching the sam rockwell movie so things are a little fuzzy for her. but caleb keeps it together. it’s a good movie – the winning season – and it’s on netflix streaming right now. rafe’s bright place is a two-parter because she gets excited about stupid things, apparently. caleb promotes one of the shows he’s currently watching. and rafe remembers an old youtube channel where a guy records conversations with his toddler but with a full-grown man saying the toddler’s lines. it’s called “convos with my 2-year-old.” and of course, their three songs inspired by sports movies. don’t forget to pump up the jam and boom boom boom. so many memories. and caleb coughs into the mic. awesome.
don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

rafe has decided she has too much stuff… for the month of january 2015 she’ll be setting free a lot of her lootcrate (and other nerdy) things. all you have to do to qualify is, during january 2015, retweet a january 2015 podcast tweet or share a rafe hates caleb facebook podcast post. she will GIVE YOU STUFF AS LONG AS THERE’S STUFF TO GIVE. that means you’ll most likely get a prize. how cool is that? here’s where it gets better: if you retweet (or share on facebook) every january 2015 podcast post IN january 2015, you’ll get an extra entry. you have to either retweet all or repost all to get the extra entry. you can’t retweet some and repost the others. NO MIXING OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA. she has like 20-30 items to give away so please tell your buddies about sharing and retweeting. baby steps:
1. during the month of january 2015, RT at least one january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweet (tweet example here) or share a rafe hates caleb facebook post (facebook example here)
2. step 2 is unnecessary – caleb said so
3. ???
4. almost GUARANTEED chance for random gift
5. optional awesomeness (aka the ALL IN): during january 2015, RT ALL january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweets OR share all january 2015 rafe hates caleb posts and get an extra entry.

* the single entry will be qualified using facebook and twitter. this means if you share once on facebook and RT once on twitter, you get two entries. there will be a limit of two regular entries per household and two “ALL IN” entries per household. if you have any questions about the rules, you can always post to rafe hates caleb‘s wall or tweet to rafe or caleb and we’ll be happy to clarify anything

ps: caleb had too much whiskey tonight whilst editing everything so …. deal with it … but look, he kept everything in lower case – so he’s got that going for him which is nice … but also he’s bitter because people from his past are happy…

originally recorded January 18, 2015

All I Can Do


this episode starts off with rafe complaining about kickstarter, specifically the “potato salad guy” but caleb one-ups rafe by telling how no one can pronounce his name when taking role. and then they joke about isis and death in urban areas (not cool, guys. not cool). but they recover by discussing multiple penises on crowley from supernatural. rafe pines over cord of dudeOMG, and caleb and rafe have a good laugh over cord’s drunk texting. caleb, the master of the english language, decides “firefly” is a verb meaning “playing episodes out of order.” use it, kids. it’s powerful. on a sad note, caleb is done with starscream. with a name like that, wasn’t it only a matter of time? caleb worries over grimlock and then names all the transformers who represent women in his life. they laugh over will’s ridiculous puns on dudeOMG. rafe is concerned over her obsession with mobile games, then she and caleb decide to play WoW (because THAT’S a better way to spend their time). caleb gushes over bad movies then breaks rafe of her crush on cord. they talk about their sam rockwell movie, seven psychopaths, which they both really really liked. they go back in time to some geocities websites. and of course, they do their three songs of the week – the theme being three songs in a row from a mix CD. then rafe and caleb talk about boners and bone marrow. it’s pretty awks. let us know what you think! tweet us or comment below.

originally recorded september 14, 2014