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Choke the Flowbee

QUICK HITS
caleb is mad about a hotel. rafe is happy about slang for penis. they both liked the movie. they talk about the trump indictments and the future of global climate, and also hopefully a good thing for the teamsters at UPS. all in all, not a bad time.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: haircut community stream
low: climate change

caleb’s high-low
high: saturday birthday
low: weekend bullshit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– can a tire change rafe?
– hyperbole is literally the worst thing in the world!
– it’s not taking me as long to move/pack as I had anticipated. why is that?
– when was the last time, if ever, you had it dawn on you that something was a bad habit/compulsive behavior rather than something you actually enjoyed doing?
– there are a lot of great looking video games coming out soon. how should one focus their time to try and play all the awesome new titles while still maintaining some sort of life balance?
– at what age is it your responsibility vs you child’s when he forgets his medicine after being repeatedly asked to make sure before he left to pack it?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – cool runnings (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106611)
caleb 8/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – reggae
bob marley – three little birds (don’t worry about a thing)

NEXT MOVIE – hostage for a day (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110060)
NEXT SONGS – “a day”

Fast Food Nation & The Astronaut Farmer

rafe and caleb try something different by going through current events, like

caleb lightens the mood with a great reddit post about cracked pepper, then they go through their high-lows. caleb’s involved dating and bad horror movies. rafe’s involved hanging out with a friend, dating announcements, and fighting with the giant. caleb talks about his week and seeing some friends including KPJ, which spawns a conversation about speed dating in your 30’s. they talk about their two bruce willis movies, fast food nation (2006) and the astronaut farmer (2006). they did songs about food and farming. next week they’ll be reviewing another two bruce willis movies, planet terror (grindhouse) (2007) and perfect stranger (2007). caleb will be doing songs about strangers and rafe will do terror. don’t forget to EMBRACE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded August 7, 2018

The Last Boy Scout (1991)

hitting it hard with current events, like a guy wearing too many pairs of pants and an irish love starts his own “facts” style youtube channel. most importantly, caleb talks about wine mom, aldi, and riesen candies. he also finished that trump white house book, fire and fury: inside the trump white house. apparently sam rockwell was on SNL and rafe missed it. super sad face. caleb tries to explain the plot of the post but things come back up while caleb reminisces about picnicface, the guy who did POWERTHIRST. also the hawaii missile launch debacle! holy shit. they talk about bruce willis in the last boy scout and caleb gets really into the logistics of the plot. for songs, rafe did boys and caleb did scout. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in the player and doing songs about playing. don’t forget to LIKE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded January 16, 2018

Billy Bathgate (1991)

what the hell is with rafe’s super loud intro? don’t worry, it settles down quickly. speaking of settling down, dry humping and brony talk (thanks for the memory, furybox)! and… catfishing? and the dark spiral of app purchases. then rafe gets super serious about intel’s spectre and meltdown vulnerabilities. like, woah. serious business. on top of that seriousness, caleb’s got some strong feelings about that new trump white house book, fire and fury: inside the trump white house written by michael wolff. also talk about THE FUSION GPS DOSSIER! and some weird talk about net neutrality morphs into a talk about daytime television back in the day. yeah, caleb’s mind travels. rafe basically does an entire synopsis of the bruce willis movie, billy bathgate. they both did songs about baths. caleb then talks about his vom-session while watching good mythical morning’s episode will it meatloaf? and gushes on forever about philly cheese steaks and ice storms. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in the last boy scout. for songs, caleb is doing scouts or last, and rafe is doing boys. don’t forget to SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded January 9, 2018