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A Covid Christmas Carol

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caleb gives us many more puerto rico stories, like dick waffles, ocean lab brewery, a love for passion fruit & guava, and hot chocolate cheese. there’s some lingering good wedding news, covid talks about boosters and OMICRON, and also caleb’s adventures at latin markets. don’t forget to join the group on discord for fun times and sunday movie night!
https://discord.gg/Fc6DUze

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: keto chocolate cotton cheesecake
low: mask rash

caleb’s high-low
high: muppets christmas carol
low: ajies dulces pepper hunt

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you had to pick a body part to set on fire before attacking your hated rival with it, which part and why?
– do you think I would get in trouble if I ominously told one of my customers that “I know where you live, I know where you sleep” even though I am a mailman and its my job
– is walking up behind a coworker, inhaling deeply, and saying “you smell better when you’re asleep” a power move or a risky move?
– how do I fax a hug
– all good ideas are made gooder when you just keep bolting shit on into infinity, ESPECIALLY when other people have to implement it
– does nostalgia ruin embracing new experiences for what they are or do they allow a perspective that others may not have?
– have either of you ever played conkers bad fur day? and if so what’s your opinions on the weird bosses like the great mighty poo?
– why do all the instant soup companies insist on putting fucking parsley in the soup
– maruchan or top ramen?
– when do you prefer using dried herbs and spices vs fresh (for the flavor, not convenience)? most recipes I see offer alternate measurements for both. for example, does dried parsley vs fresh serve a preferred purpose in flavor?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – out of time (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313443)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4.5/10
SONGS – flo-rida
flo-rida – elevator feat timbaland

NEXT MOVIE – man on fire (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328107)
NEXT SONGS – THREE CHRISTMAS SONGS!!!

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Caleb’s Back!

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fake tim curry?! stolen vaxx cards! rafe is needy. caleb loved puerto rico. we learn a bit about how the territory works, too. booster shot incoming! caleb ate furry potatoes and boat adventures. caleb recommends going to canon club at gallery inn and also staying at the inn. caleb and rafe started #75hard again and it’s been a slow start but they’re doing okee. welcome back, caleb!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: keto
low: I NEED ATTENTION

caleb’s high-low
high: honeymoon
low: vaccine cards

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why does my boss keep adding me to meetings when I have a project due today?
– I tried training someone yesterday and the office is taking bets on whether we ever see them again. is this better or worse than the last trainee that we literally brought to tears in the office, but she still works here?
– I’m locked in a room with 25 bored teenagers with no phones or computers allowed for them. how do I decide which one to eat first in a donner party situation?
– what was the best and worst part of caleb abandoning the podcast for entire weeks? (phrasing mine and does not constitute the opinion of RaHaCa or its sponsors)
– celebrities love going to big time news events, and we all know that keanu reeves likes to take public transportation, from a scale of “heinous” to “whoa”, how worried should you be seeing both keanu and sandra bullock at a bullet train opening?
– inspiration taken from randomizer-stuff. what do you think a person’s toast preference says about their personality?
– UPDATE: they quit with a “it’s not you it’s me” text
– does fizzle title his trainings “time 4 lern”?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – antwone fisher (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0168786)
caleb 8/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – fish
jin of bts – supertuna

NEXT MOVIE – out of time (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313443)
NEXT SONGS – flo-rida

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Cigabitch (feat. Billy but not that Billy)

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rafe dragged billy (but not that billy) onto the show in another attempt to not feel so alone in the world. maybe it’s working. rafe finished a game, boyfriend dungeon, which never happens so this is a momentus occasion. also we got a new covid variant, omnicron, so that’s cool. dr. oz is running for senate in pennsylvania, merck’s molnupiravir may help or hurt you, and the santa speedo sprint in albany is this saturday! https://www.albany.com/event/santa-speedo-sprint-29514/
and la croix is no longer being sued about insecticides, but this makes rafe go on a tangent about preservatives and natural flavor. hooray!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: boy and game
low: boy

will’ high-low
high: renfair
low: eagles lost

HOT HOT TOPICS
– best spice girl? and why is it sporty.
– why did we do elf on a shelf? now I have 25 days of shit to figure out what this stupid thing is doing every night
– it’s our last day on the island today and I don’t want to go to work when I come home. what are some solid excuses I can use to call off work on thursday & friday?
– why is the worst part of long distance relationships having to head back home?
– how many times should you have to fill out the same forms for it to count?
– if I didn’t keep the diet for a full day, does it even count? related: what is the best lunch for a heart full of rage at mindless incompetent bureaucracy? I think my job is trying to fight with fizzle’s for worst run.
– george jetson’s dad is going to get busy to make george’s july 31st, 2022 birthdate, so that means flying cars and homes high in the sky soon, so does this mean 1: with the current state of the world, what wrecked the world to make us ascend into the sky, and B: with homes in the sky, does everyone join the mile high club by default?
– what’s your favorite color to cough up?
– what’s the most phallic shaped thing you’ve had in your mouth that wasn’t a dick?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – john q (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251160)
will 6.5/10
rafe 5/10
NEXT SONGS – johns

MOVIE – antwone fisher (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0168786)
NEXT SONGS – fish

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Lucas Saves the Day (feat. Lucas)

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caleb has decided a honeymoon is more important than the RaHaCa podcast sooooo here goes another fantastic episode with lucas! rafe tried pawpaw jam and it was great (thanks, caleb). bring in the POD. pillows! lucas tells us a story about a pillow fight. also a breakup story. and what kind of questions you should ask a partner. they also talk about thanksgiving traditions, deer hunting, how to spend the lottery, and a bunch of other fun things.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: sleeping in my own bed
low: didn’t see boy

lucas’ high-low
high: booster
low: thumb and deer lease fail

HOT HOT TOPICS
– as an american, I know the value of using objects as a form of measurement (bro-dawg, that cow was 2 shopping carts long!), and as a soda pop drinker, would soda cans be used as a valid universal means of measurement? (bro-seidon, that dude was like… 15 dew’s tall!) since it’s easily accessible?
– alcapurria may be my new favorite food discovery — what’s the best thing you just discovered with regard to food?
– is it appropriate to just go get some fuckin’ hibachi for thanksgiving instead of unlimited turkey works?
– what do you think is the most overrated thanksgiving dish?
– if you had to live off of one meat for the rest of your life what meat would it be?
– have you ever made a wish on the “wishbone” of a turkey? what would be your wish this year?
– would you consider yourselves master basters?
– turkey gravy, ham gravy, or man gravy?
– is thanksgiving the best holiday of the year, and if not, why do you choose to be so wrong?
– I’ve caught so many puerto rican pokémon and I have no one to trade them to
– the only thing more annoying then catching covid is having room mates constantly be like “OMG I HAD A COUGH LAST WEEK I GAVE IT TO YOU” when it’s like no, it’s from work, please stop. (found out this morning)
– how many people’s holidays can I ruin this year by being out of a product at work. spoiler, so far its none thankfully lol
– sprouting wings would be an easier way for me to fly than taking a plane and it’s complete bullshit.
– my worry meter was broken earlier today and I’m currently stress eating nachos. in preparation for thanksgiving tomorrow, what’s the best/easiest holiday food to stress eat?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
NEXT MOVIE – training day (2001) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139654)
lucas 9/10
rafe 4.2/10
NEXT SONGS – DAY SONGS

NEXT MOVIE – john q (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251160)
NEXT SONGS – johns
billy but not that billy

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