Tag Archive for baltimore

Sometimes I’ll Put Those in My Mouth

QUICK HITS
chickfila adds antibiotics to their chicken!
https://www.allrecipes.com/chick-fil-a-changes-antibiotics-policy-in-chicken-8620507

try your best to NOT use plastics. it’s for your own good.
https://www.popsci.com/environment/plastic-chemicals-are-inescapable-and-theyre-messing-with-our-hormones

the francis scott key bridge in baltimore fell.
https://www.wbaltv.com/article/baltimore-bridge-collapse-death-toll-francis-scott-key/60319030

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: dentist
low: college class

caleb’s high-low
high: family time
low: baltimore key bridge

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is the grossest point you’ve watched?
– has there ever been a hht that you intentionally skipped? should the hosts get a veto?
– a person recently accused me of following her and threatened to call the sheriff because I park my car near her house every day. I park there because it’s my son’s bus stop. how should I handle it if she accosts me again?
– I had an it issue at work on monday. I waited until tuesday to call it to fix the problem and the it team member thanked me for the courtesy of not calling the first day of the week. it is never too soon to be on the good side of the it department.
– will the book of baltimore the unabridged? or will it be cut short?
– why did we always have to find algebra’s x? seems a bit obsessive, doesn’t it? maybe algebra should go and do the therapy or something?
– topic harder: ruin (or improve, I guess) one movie by replacing the lead with zach braff portraying jd from ‘scrubs’.
– will the book of baltimore be translated in the distant future through the use of ‘hon’?
– what’s the longest you have gone without food? why?
– what is caleb doing for opening day? is rafe in mourning for the loss of winter and the return of the sun?
– car repairs suck. my car is old and I have needed to repair or replace a lot of parts in the last six months. I’m starting to get sick of sinking money into the car. it is 16 years old so it may be time to replace it soon.
– there was a fun office space easter egg in the sexual harassment training video at my new job: the scenarios take place in the corporate accounts payable department at initech.
– how often do you have dessert with a meal?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – boogie nights (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118749)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 4.5/10
SONG – make you wanna boogie
duke ellington – it don’t mean a thing

NEXT MOVIE – wag the dog (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120885)
NEXT SONG – dags

Race Riots and Mother’s Day

rafe rehashes another brony battle and ends up getting angry and yelling at caleb. caleb counters by talking about someone with tourette’s. caleb hung out with his boyfriends which is super sexy. he also watched the documentary about scientology called going clear and he thinks you should watch it, too. caleb thinks his car is okay, but… he doesn’t have it… rafe tells a boring story about allergies and her local honey. rafe reads her favorite tweetku which is awesome. then caleb jumps on his soapbox in regards to the riots in baltimore and bemoans racism which totally kills the mood, like always . then of course they do their sam rockwell movie (conviction) and talk songs that remind them of their mothers. believe it or not, there’s a bright place, too. well, allergies and haikus.


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originally recorded April 27, 2015