Archive for May 25, 2018

The Sixth Sense & The Story of Us

tongue twisters! gitaroo man!!! rafe getting too close to the mic! new NIN! asap science tears apart yanny and laurel! losing our hewring! squirrel ninja warrior! ketosis calculations!
bruce willis movies: the sixth sense and the story of us
song themes: storytime and six
next bruce willis movies: the whole nine yards and the kid
next song themes: kids and nine

rafe is tired so she’ll link stuff later.

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originally recorded May 22, 2018

The Siege & Breakfast of Champions

apologies for rafe’s sound being all fucky. blame the internet!! speaking of the internet, rafe is slightly obsessed with the two-dick guy and also talks about sexual frustration. speaking of frustration, caleb goes off on a tangent about his low-carb food intake. he should seriously just start a food blog. more talks about weight loss and then rafe is amazed at the smithsonian’s collections. aaaand then more talk about food. jesus christ, guys. rafe overthinks if people should reciprocate questions she’s asked them. they talked about two bruce willis movies, the siege and breakfast of champions, and then did songs about breakfast and warfare. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE. at 35:50, rafe and caleb go full spoilers on avengers: infinity war. please DO NOT LISTEN AFTER 35:50 IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN INFINITY WAR!! next week they’ll be back on two bruce willis movies, the sixth sense (1999) and the story of us (1999). rafe will be doing songs about the number six and caleb is storytime. don’t forget to SMOOCH THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded May 15, 2018

Mercury Rising & Armageddon

surprise, caleb starts recording before rafe knows it! caleb makes them bullet their lists of things to talk about. organization is… good? rafe talks about being amazing at work and caleb has a new favorite vine involving a girl, vinegar, and an amazing spill. rafe… gets awkward with venom’s tongue but caleb gets the podcast back on track with this new robin hood. he also gets excited about coco bill and ted 3 then rafe gets awkward about catching up with an old friends, then talks about her current romantic interest, then more people on okc. she then goes over some VERY SPECIFIC rules for liking someone on okcupid. but what’s even better than rafe’s neuroses? a smallville drinking game! caleb and rafe come up with the rules. they watched bruce willis in TWO movies – mercury rising (1998) and armageddon (1998). they did songs about temperature and the end of world. they’re going to keep watching TWO bruce willis movies, which next week will be the siege (1998) and breakfast of champions (1999). rafe will be doing songs about breakfast and caleb is warfare. don’t forget to DEFILE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded May 8, 2018

The Jackal (1997)

rafe is super excited about keto, printers, and okcupid. she does get a little too into her head about insecurities. but good news – she got some betabrand! there’s some deep-diving talk about keto. caleb talks a bit about his delicious brunch with RB’s and the weird old podcasts. caleb gives rafe shit about using the word fewer which reminded rafe of weird al at the grocery store. caleb saw avengers: infinity war but does NOT spoil anything, promise! caleb also saw a ghost story and gives a bit of a review on it. rafe spews some random nonsense from reddit about coconuts that we don’t think is true. but she found three articles (one on thehindu.com, one on academic.oup.com, and one on scientificamerican.com) that go into to great detail about coconut migration if someone wants to prove her false. rafe talks a bit about splitting property in the brony breakup. they watched bruce willis in the jackal. they did songs with jack black. in an unforeseen move, next week they’ll be watching TWO bruce willis movies!! mercury rising and armageddon. rafe will be doing songs about the end of the world and caleb will be doing temperature. don’t forget to DEFILE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded May 1, 2018