Archive for April 29, 2022

No More Bummer Summer

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caleb saw the northman and (no spoilers) and may have convinced rage to see it. small updates like pokemon go, allergies, and more baking! join the #RaHaCa discord (discord.gg/Fc6DUze) to see all of caleb’s baked goods. with the end of denzel washington, they recap some of their favorites and least liked movies. rafe is stoked about geekway to the west coming up, and also she has a new game you can play using the kippo dating app. it’s called “guess what games she plays.”

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: bowling, mostly
low: hot outside

caleb’s high-low
high: the whole dang weekend
low: allergies

HOT HOT TOPICS
– with caleb back in the figurative driver’s seat for the hht post, is rafe a better vehicle operator than caleb? guesses? bets? drag race soon?
– IF and when a problem does come along, why is whipping it the answer? And does it matter what it is whipped with, so long as its good?
– dani is the best
– if you could get into a pun war with any deity, who would you pick and why?
– today in the victim complex olympics, our gold medal winner is: “sure, pedophilia is bad, but I had it worse when I got drunk with my husband this one time.”
– fizzle is the best
– how do you show appreciation to others? Is it also how you would like to be shown appreciation by others?
– why are people never accountable for their own actions anymore?
– of all the movies you’ve seen for the podcast, which one(s) would you be most likely to watch several times again?
– what is a hht that stands out after all these podcasts?
– what’s the best thing you’ve bought online?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the tragedy of macbeth (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10095582)
caleb 9/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – tragic
grouplove – shark attack

NEXT MOVIE – wayne’s world (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105793)
NEXT SONGS – world

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Groovy Little Things

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caleb is back! he has a lot of thoughts! some are about dogs (dags), baking things, apple TV, and emergency rooms. rafe had a banner week with lashes and telternhaus, and got to play anime music quiz (AMQ) which she still sucks at but it a lot of fun! oh, and lent is OVER.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: ffr comms with fizzle
low: school

caleb’s high-low
high: home now
low: father and ER

HOT HOT TOPICS
– feel bad that you fucking overbooked yourself for a morning and don’t feel like driving to the other fucking city to see your patients? no fucking problem! just fucking tell the doctor that was driving to your city to turn around after driving 60 of the 90 minutes so he can fucking see the double booked morning you gave yourself while taking his regular fucking booked day.
– how many fucking times do you smash your balls with a rake before you decide that maybe you stop fucking doing that and tell the fucking rake to just fucking stay in redding and see those fucking patients and leave chico alone.
– I ask again, is it ever ok to quit someone else’s job for them?
– brendan fraser: can we successfully make him a leading man again, as he so rightfully deserves, and if so, how?
– what is your ultimate technique?
– why the fuck have I never had chimichuri sauce before making it myself. is my whole life meaningless now?
– how serious does shit have to be before its SRS?
– just who IS the mystery guest?
– should I listen to the podcast I recorded? do you ever get used to hearing your own voice?
– how can I get more twitch spambots to chat with me?
– what’s a crossover you wish would happen? thinking of the formerly common animated cartoon show crossovers, but open to any media.
– should I be angry or excited that now that I am getting paid to stop work and listen to standup talks that they are no longer giving standup talks
– how mad should I be that my $130 earbuds I got for work, has 1 earbud that works just fine, but the right one dies in practically seconds?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the little things (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10016180)
caleb 7/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – little
yokoyama chisa – funny funny little girl

NEXT MOVIE – the tragedy of macbeth (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10095582)
NEXT SONGS – tragic

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Who is That Mystery Guest (feat. Weirdo)

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who is this mystery guest? could it be… weird!! HOORAY! we get the inside scoop on life as a teacher, rafe has a small spoiler-free moon knight update, and probably not a witch update. the good news is, rafe has two new things of interest: the anime movie quiz and netflix’s release of BASTARD!! don’t forget to join the RaHaCa discord for fun and movie night: discord.gg/Fc6DUze

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: surprise keto snacks
low: dropped class

weirdo’s high-low
high: teacher of the year
low: school soft lockdown

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is the flame breath a natural power of the unicorn, a reaction to something, or a spell it cast?
– is it really inflation or is it corporate greed?? something tells me stock holders are doing just fine
– is it really a murder investigation/trial if no tables are slammed in the process?
– is it really a day off if you don’t get to relax? follow-up: best relaxation pro-tips.
– my new phone is 20% more phone than my old phone and I’m annoyed by how awkward that is to hold
– what’s your favourite defense strategy for litigation and why is it “smoke bomb your way off the stand”
– would you rather get stung by a bee once a day, in a random location on your body? or have a chicken head growing out of your shoulder that you cannot remove?
– what if…stay with me here…dinosaur tentacle porn?
– who IS the mystery guest?!?

FALL IN LOVE

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
weirdo: mind
rafe: mind

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the equalizer 2 (2018) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3766354)
rafe 5/10
weird 6/10
SONGS – part two

NEXT MOVIE – the little things (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10016180)
NEXT SONGS – little

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For the Love of Waifu Pillows (feat Dietweeb)

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dietweeb, the young curmudgeon, tells rafe about his name, his loves, how he got into his hobbies, and about his talk show, cookies and cream. rafe’s hyped on moon knight, ben folds, instacart, and RETURN TO MONKEY ISLAND. seriously, a new monkey island is coming out this year. it’s happening! everyone get HYPED.

follow dietweeb on twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/dietweeb
follow vorr on twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/mackdaddyvor

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: ben folds
low: school

diet’s high-low
high: daughter born
low: meth

HOT HOT TOPICS
– sometimes the kindness of strangers means more than you think.
– whats your worst late night food failure? How does it compare to dropping a chefs knife and cutting board on your head at 2 am?
– what if you combine them into DWEEB
– Have you tried the new all weeb diet? We’re really tasty!
– Did you guys know about limnic eruptions, because I didn’t know about them and I found out about them today and how on earth has our species not been murdered by our own planet?
– what do when the last rites are performed and the person receiving them reflexes negatively at the splashing of holy water?
– Why is my sadistic daughter trying to rip off my ear?
– how much time should automating a task save over just doing it manually before its worth it?
– why does my 3 week old hate sleep?
– who are these people buying houses without getting an inspection? how is anyone okay with buying a 30+ yr old house, without knowing if it’s safe, for 50-100k more than the asking price?
– what’s your favourite part of Morbius? Is it “everyone has the power to teleport” or “spending 5 minutes establishing vampire rules only to ignore them immediately afterwards” or “bad guy motivation is he was beat up as a kid this one time”
– if my neighbor walks into my house again without knocking and being invited in is it acceptable to run them over?
– fuck my phone keyboard and fuck autocorrect. also fuck 2010 while I’m at it

FALL IN LOVE

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
NEXT MOVIE – roman j. israel, esq. (2017) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6000478)
rafe 5/10
diet 6.47/10
NEXT SONGS – extreme
extreme – more than words

NEXT MOVIE – the equalizer 2 (2018) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3766354)
NEXT SONGS – part two

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