Archive for March 27, 2020

Seclusion Spiels

QUICK HITS
a wild ham has appeared?!?!what’s this, what’s this? rafe and caleb learn a bit about this charming man who will be racing caleb. they’ll be on RANDOMANIA this saturday 3/28/2020 at 9pm EDT. they talk about their personal covid-19 coronavirus quarantines, kids, and video games, along with a bunch of other random stuff that finds its way in.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: hermit life; the voice
low: eating like shit

caleb’s high-low
high: breathing
low: not seeing family

wildham high-low
high: podcast
low: school closure

HOT HOT TOPICS
– gamer chairs should become the new office chair
– blathers the owl in animal crossing is the h. p. lovecraft of bug trivia
– fantasy novels are bad. it sets us up to believe there’s a “secret” world out there and young adults chase that dream to the point of ignoring the beauty of the real world. boom!
– why isn’t my dryer working (tnc owes fizzle some shorts)
– non fiction is bad. it teaches us that the world is sterile and linear. it robs us of imagination and the reinforces the nietzschian doctrine that time is a flat circle
– books are bad in general, they can give you paper cuts
– jeffy puts caleb as top seed in the tournament
– at what point does a bad movie become good
– how much alcohol is too much alcohol for the next 6 to 24 weeks

QUESTION!

30. when did you last cry in front of another person? by yourself?
wildham: documentary about the chemical disaster, with kids suffering
caleb: watching the leftovers with the scientist
rafe: the stupid brendan fraser movie, by myself

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – extraordinary measures (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1244659)wildham 4/10caleb 5/10rafe 5/10
SONGS – rafe is extra, caleb is ordinary

NEXT MOVIE – furry vengeance (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492389)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is vengeance; caleb is a furry

Cheesy Goodness (feat. Cheezinator)

QUICK HITS
guest today, guest today, guest todaaaaaay. it’s cheezinator! SO much talk about covid-19. final fantasy racing, karaoke masterclass, fun facts about cheezinator,  noise tank holler!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: phantom visit
low: phantom visit

caleb’s high-low
high: new job!
low: new corona patient?

cheez high-low
high: final fantasy randomizer spring tournament!
low: corona-driven seclusion

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how does the excalibur work?
– do you think the olympics should be cancelled?
– question for everyone; how has forfeiting improved your life?
– i can haz cheezburger?
– cheese wiz on a cheesesteak – yay or nay?
– how much would cheez charge me a month to rent his closet?
– what are your thoughts on wrestlemania happening in an empty arena?

QUESTION!

32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
cheez: you shouldn’t “punch down” on people who are less fortunate than you.
caleb: agrees, also killing dogs, kind of.
rafe: slurs.

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – g.i. joe: the rise of cobra (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1046173)
caleb 2/10
rafe 2/10cheez
SONGS – rafe is rise & caleb is cobra
belle and sebastian – waiting for the moon to rise

NEXT MOVIE – extraordinary measures (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1244659)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is extra, caleb is ordinary

JoJo Furybox

live #RaHaCa stuff happened!

we watched jojo rabbit with sam rockwell, had furybox as a guest, and talked a lot about high lows and final fantasy randomizer.

next week, we’ll be watching g.i. joe: rise of cobra. for songs, rafe will do rise and caleb will do cobra.

Let’s Go Hungry

QUICK HITS
rafe obliterated the beginning of the podcast with her work week, caleb has health news, and final fantasy randomizer, and caleb brings back his namesake from the past. he did commentary, too! ghost stories, pain tolerance, allergies, forfeiting!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: seeing phantom
low: building computers

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d doubles
low: giving his notice

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is it really necessary to dig two graves when you start on the path of revenge?
– why were the shirt sizes at hot topic always smaller than advertised?
– most shameless earworm that other people hate
– hot topic: should pizza sauce be spicy?
– hot topic! is it acceptable to eat a brick of cheese
– what’s so good about lobster? it’s just the insects of the sea.
– bats are chicken of the cave
– chickens are wyvern change my mind
– wyrms are hot wings

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – inkheart (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0494238)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 7.75/10
SONGS – BOOKS
the monotones – book of love

NEXT MOVIE – jojo rabbit (2019) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2584384)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is rabbit, caleb is joe