Starlings Can Get Fucked

QUICK HITS
why context is IMPORTANT. DATA CAN BE SKEWED. FUCK STARLINGS. also hey try taking care of your body, you dumb fucks.

caleb watched movies! like the unbearable weight of massive talent. and monty python and thev holy grail is 50! and caleb is WORKIN IT. and has a flashback to heat vision and jack, which never got made. RIP.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: not ordering out
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d
low: d&d

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is it that the cool coworkers and managers always get tranfered? leaving us with the jackass
– if you could travel back in time to fix something of no real consequence in your life but still weighs on your mind, what would it be?
– what’s the right type of venue/present for departing coworkers?
– favorite time travel trope
– sleeping is time traveling

RACHEL MCADAMS
MOVIE – the time traveler’s wife (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452694)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONG – time travel
the alan parsons project – time

NEXT MOVIE – sherlock holmes (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988045)
NEXT SONG – mystery oooooooh

I Got Big Blood

QUICK HITS
caleb and rafe are both very talkative about jobs and work, dnd fun times, the azalea gardens, and making progress on shows like doctor who and what we do in the shadows. caleb also watched heretic and presence. rafe is excited about the got milk rebrand?! and also the AAARG challenge is going well. and if you want to hear the late pope francis’ music playlist. npr put one together for you.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: kyler bf emote
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d and azalea gardens
low: work

HOT HOT TOPICS
– would the good luck of finding a four leaf clover cancel out the bad luck of a black cat?
– what military branch does the salvation army fall under?
– what would friendship training consist of and for how long?
– several times in my life I have encountered drivers who slow down in no passing zones and speed up in passing zones, not allowing others to go by them. I don’t know what possesses these people but they should lose their ability to drive.
– when telling kids about the birds and bee, should you also tell them the name of sex acts as well?
– what song do you think you have listened to the most in your lifetime?
– if we were building a playground for adults, what equipment would you include? merry-go-round? metal slide? plastic slide? electric slide? swings? tires? monkey bars? etc
– which tv show had the most celebrity appearances. 1. star trek 2. twilight zone 3. miami vice?
– should there be a limit to how many stars can be in one movie?
– why do parents tell their kids that monsters dont exist. but they always say stay away from this person etc?
– parents put special thought into choosing their child’s name. is it morally right when the child legally changes their first name?
– why are there so many bad bosses/managers?
– am I the only one for whom a day off is more work than going in?
– do you wear pants when working from home?
– do you wear pajamas when making a quick trip to the corner store/gas station?

RACHEL MCADAMS
MOVIE – state of play (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473705)
caleb 7/10
rafe 6.75/10
SONG – playing
the offspring – come out and play

NEXT MOVIE – the time traveler’s wife (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452694)
NEXT SONG – time travel

Cookiiiies!

QUICK HITS
rafe has multiple highs and lows?! bears, bubba sparxx, joanne fabrics, microsoft imaging, body aches. AAARG (already-amassed april rations game) is going pretty good, but what’s considered a PURCHASE? lots going on. caleb talks more about interviews, doctor mike with the pitt, chocolate shortcake, and… BONUS topic?!? rafe also has strong feelings about the last of us.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: boris the bear
low: microsoft

caleb’s high-low
high: work bonus
low: the job change talk

HOT HOT TOPICS
– do you think it’s wise to take seperate cars when meeting your bf or gf parents. in case things go wrong.
– when is the best time to be killed off on a tv show or movie?
– that as much posturing as other countries like to make, usa could wipe everyone else if they just went shock and awe and not worried about playing politics… barring nuclear of course
– there is one light switch in my house that works the opposite of the rest. you flip it down for on and up for off. it bothers me.
– what’s the least harmful stereotype? which one are you?
– how do you feel about anesthesia? getting the iv friday for tooth extraction
– to hit both themes of luck and military – how annoyed should we (especially ex-mil/drafted vietnam vets) be that warhawks think fortunate son by ccr is a pro-military, rah-rah-america anthem, and not a social commentary on how the children of the rich and powerful didn’t have to live with the repercussions of their warmaking decisions?
– is it a lucky time to be a miner?

RACHEL MCADAMS
MOVIE – the lucky ones (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0981072)
caleb 4.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONG – luck
coheed & cambria – lucky stars

NEXT MOVIE – state of play (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473705)
NEXT SONG – playing

It Ripped Out My Moustache

QUICK HITS
caleb does some socializing with a happy hour. cookware talk, baking stuff, and minesweeper updates!! rafe blabs about what healthy masculinity is and caleb rips off his moustache.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: onion cheese chips
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: the good place
low: interview

HOT HOT TOPICS
– dogs are either people or better than people. proof: they know their own names and like to eat cheese.
– I am forever alone. what am I missing out on?
– which do you prefer: books adapted into movies or plays adapted into movies? if its books you’ve read, does that make a difference?
– the job market for tech right now: you can have an MASTERS degree from MIT (massachusetts institute of technology) which is the equivalent of getting an academic degree from yale or harvard. and if you have 0 job experience but a masters degree from MIT, you will not even be given a chance to get a job and if someone gives you a chance your pay gets shafted being lucky to even get 40,000 a year usd. and even if you have internship experience that doesn’t count as job experience.
– easy one is nintendo prices costing 80-90$ and the physical cards counting as a key card you don’t actually own the game. and for those that say it was always like that go on your switch right now and close all your open games then go air plane mode (and make sure your internet is off) you can only open cartridge games because you actually have games on the game card vs the downloaded ones require internet so you can’t open those games because they use the cloud to access the game. what do you think games like gta 6 will cost if nintendo games cost 80-90$ 80 for digital 90 for physical
– without exaggeration, the majority of men do not like women. they like to look at them, and they like what they have to offer in terms of domestic/emotional/sexual labor, but they don’t actually like the woman providing those things. marriages often fall apart as a result of two things: 1) a lack of reciprocal respect, and 2) a lack of open, honest, and sincere communication. there is no “loneliness epidemic” among men that wasn’t started by men failing to bring enough to the table – women are largely finding more value in being alone than in a one-sided relationship or marriage. some truly good men are caught in the crossfire of this, but not as many as they (we) will have you believe, since most guys who think they’re good guys™ (not to be confused with actual good men) are only acting nice for a claim ticket for access to a woman’s benefits, not out of love, admiration, or respect.

RACHEL MCADAMS
MOVIE – married life (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0804505)
caleb 2/10
rafe 2.5/10
SONG – divorce
the mountain goats – no children

NEXT MOVIE – the lucky ones (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0981072)
NEXT SONG – luck

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