Archive for July 26, 2019

Just the Tip

rando package in the mail…
final fantasy burnout, oof.
BBQ party talk!
doordash tipping debacle
rafe hates everyone
caleb’s work mentality

illinois/missouri traffic messages are getting pretty cheeky
“that’s the temperature, not the speed limit”
“does your blinker not work, or what?”
“you look cute in that seat belt”

guy rafe met once asking for a followup hangout but then asks when she’ll blow him. tells him to have a nice life, in a very nice way, and he’s like “you could just say you don’t like sex” LOL

rafe’s high-low
high: nibling!
low: 2019: the fattening. also mosquitos.

caleb’s high-low
high: BBQ
low: also BBQ

MOVIE – airheads (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109068)
caleb 9/10
rafe 8.71/10
SONGS – caleb is air and rafe is head
alanis morissette – head over feet

NEXT MOVIE – the best of enemies (2019) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4807408)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is enemies and rafe is best

Hermit Life

caleb’s racing on thursdays, saturdays, and sundays, and mondays! summer league! the scoring is BONKERS. rafe is a hermit! caleb shares about his week!

rafe’s high-low
high: ghosted
low: fucking HOT

caleb’s high-low
high: smallville
low: work drama

MOVIE – with honors (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111732)
caleb 8/10
rafe 6.7/10
SONGS – caleb and rafe are honor
super mash bros – from honor roll to out of control

NEXT MOVIE – airheads (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109068)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is air and rafe is head

Rafe’s New Fetish

rafe confessions
– she likes to dab into the restroom at work
– she makes guys take pictures of themselves smiling with teeth

ff randomizer co-op tourney is still going on! summer league next! caleb may go for a speedgaming live event?!?! caleb’s ghost fart smell. madonna’s like a prayer did you know??

rafe’s high-low
high: new porn discoveries
low: eating out too much

caleb’s high-low
high: hamilton again! furybox officiating the wedding! ff randomizer letter ala civil war letter!
low: housework expenses

MOVIE – son in law (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108186)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.8/10
SONGS – caleb is son and rafe is law
brand new – jude law and a semester abroad

NEXT MOVIE – with honors (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111732)
NEXT SONGS – caleb and rafe are honor

I Got Better

mixing up words, voice acting, and no guest this week. ice cream!! taelnti gelato, drool. peach season. wedding talk, booze talk. caleb talks about how bad the avatar live action movie is. caleb saw spiderman! italian spiderman! https://gfycat.com/anxiousvigorousenglishsetter-spiderman
marvel universe future talk!
fuckin’ harry potter go https://harrypotterwizardsunite.com.
final fantasy speedrun news. olivia newton john’s magic, and fuckin’ zardoz https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/mediaviewer/rm1669385728

rafe’s high-low
high: instacart & endogenesis
low: eating out too much

caleb’s high-low
high: ice cream! brusters, drool
low: work, stress, but talked to supervisor

MOVIE – twenty bucks (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108410)
caleb 2.1/10
rafe 3.3/10
SONGS – caleb and rafe are money
sia – cheap thrills

NEXT MOVIE – younger and younger (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108636)
NEXT SONGS – caleb and rafe are young