Archive for June 29, 2018

The Whole Ten Yards & Ocean’s Twelve

caleb confesses something jaw-dropping right off the bat!! rafe has a new toy at work and talks about her woes about work and their lack of a fantastic, mystical beast. they do high-low, including furybox’s. caleb had a crazy week, which you can hear about on the podcast… rafe gets overly excited about food, of course. and shopping. they’re both thrilled about hamilton but caleb has reservations. rafe tells a story about bubble bath. yeah. caleb voted!! rafe is excited about the strawberry moon and reads express to tell you about it., which prompts caleb to talk about getting drunk enough to moon. they talk about their two bruce willis movies, the whole ten yards (2004) and ocean’s twelve (2004). they did songs about twelve and ten. next week they’ll be reviewing another two bruce willis movies, hostage (2005) and sin city (2005). caleb will be doing songs about kidnapping and rafe will do cities. don’t forget to GYRATE ON THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded June 26, 2018

Rugrats Go Wild & Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle

what do you mean, they have to restart the episode?! well, it’s not like anything happened this week. except rafe saw antman and she gives her very important opinion about it. they go through their high-lows and caleb makes rafe uncomfortable about her relationships and also by continuously scratching his armpit?!?! caleb talks business for a bit and sounds way too professional for the podcast. caleb tells a horrifying story about sex and they both have feelings about the keto break. caleb goes into great detail about cheese steaks because rafe admits she’s not that into them. they talk about babies and dating and being of appropriate age. they talk about two bruce willis movies, rugrats go wild (2003) and charlie’s angels (2003). they did songs about going wild and going fast. then, SPACE STALLIONS. that’s really the only good part of the entire episode. next week they’ll be reviewing two bruce willis movies, the whole ten yards (2004) and ocean’s twelve (2004). rafe will doing ten and caleb will be doing twelve. don’t forget to GYRATE ON THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded June 19, 2018

Hart’s War & Tears of the Sun

rafe is super excited about IHOb getting a ton of shit and also BIG NEWS, jake stormoen and adam johnson will be in a new awesome CW show called the outpost. rafe gets super excited about allocating carbs on keto and still enjoying awesomeness. they do their high-low, which involves sickness woes, losing weight, movies, and drinking. rafe saw solo: a star wars story and gives her vague opinion. rafe has some really interesting news about vacuums and caleb gives her a ton of shit about the giant. rafe talks about portion control and caleb craves some deliciousness. they talk about two bruce willis movies, hart’s war (2002) and tears of the sun (2003). sorry, they couldn’t get grand champion (2002) so they just moved on like a bad breakup. they did songs about hearts and the sun. next week they’ll be reviewing two bruce willis movies, rugrats go wild (2003) and charlie’s angels (2003). rafe will going wild and caleb will be going fast. don’t forget to MASSAGE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded June 12, 2018

Unbreakable & Bandits

rafe starts off the show with an awkward question that caleb immediately sees through. they detail their high-lows for the week which involved financial security, overeating, st. louis city museum, and dealing with the apartment. rafe started watching arrested development and gets excited about future movies with tall guy. there was a unique wedding, weird dreams, and not wanting to sleep again. keto talk takes over with a great snack caleb is way too into. caleb hung out with a friend and quotes a great line and reads an instagram private message of legend. they talk about two bruce willis movies, unbreakable (2000) and bandits (2001). then they did songs about breaking things and kidnapping. rafe shares gary’s high-low for the week (THANK YOU GARY YOU ARE AWESOME) and they insist more people give them their high-lows. do it naowwwww. next week they’ll be reviewing two bruce willis movies, hart’s war (2002) and grand champion (2002). rafe will be doing songs about hearts and caleb is doing farm animals. don’t forget to MASSAGE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded June 5, 2018

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