Archive for April 27, 2018

The Fifth Element (1997)

hard-hitting vine reenactments start off this mess with I love you and I miss you (hunnnn), country boy I love youuuuu, and I want to see my little boy – here he comes. then while caleb talks work, ANOTHER vine comes up – you better watch out. ok I think we are fully vined out for now. caleb is controlling facebook, rafe is doing keto stuff, and also freaking out about everything. especially okcupid. rafe gives more updates on keto and some her food decisions. oh my god!! speaking of, the best moment in troll 2. rafe has been following some new subreddits… yeah. caleb tear apart the trailer for venom. he’s planning on seeing something important this weekend in the theater, too. speaking of movies, caleb wants to watch a ghost story because… well, he says stuff. rafe wasn’t paying attention. she was probably messaging some dude on okcupid. they watched bruce willis in the fifth element and caleb totally lays into it with vicious opinions. they did songs about elements. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in the jackal and doing jack black songs. don’t forget to DEFILE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded April 24, 2018

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996)

things start out JUST FINE, which prompts a harmontown story from caleb. and then, super exciting of course, is ketooooo. so much keto. rafe gets a little too involved in skinny pasta which derails the podcast while caleb and rafe go online window shopping. caleb and RB’s watched a ton of marvel stuff this past week along with fun outdoor stuff! then a bit of politics and ovens. a bit of sad news about some deaths, one involving southwest airlines and their malfunctioning engine. they talk a bit about brony and then rafe logs into okcupid. they watched bruce willis in beavis and butt-head to america with songs about teenagers. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in the fifth element and doing songs about the elements. don’t forget to SHAQ ATTACK THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded April 17, 2018

Last Man Standing (1996)

wow, so much stuff happened! first this, and then THAT! rafe watched hot fuzz & beerfest because she needed some happy times due to unhappy times. caleb watched logan & tremors which spawns a quick convo about who should be the next actor for the podcast. yeah, jumping the gun a bit since they have like TWENTY YEARS left of bruce willis. and apparently TJ miller was arrested for a fake bomb threat? and he at some point had brain surgery!?! rafe gets a little too excited about the helper guy, wes, on nailed it! and talks about dating. and also weird talk about keto and a meal horror story. caleb has some good health news, too! go get ’em, caleb! he catches up on his time with RB’s which involved a disney move he’d never seen before! how the hell does that happen? ah well, we’re happy for the guy. caleb gets woke figuring out how facebook has been tracking him. there’s some talk about the lottery and how to win and life. they watched bruce willis in last man standing with songs about men and standing. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in beavis and butt-head to america and doing songs about stupid teens. don’t forget to POKE THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE EYE on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded April 10, 2018

Twelve Monkeys

rafe is having difficulties with multiple things, mainly Y2K pop culture, and caleb blocked a ton of shit as well. then there’s this weird conversation about dead restaurants like big boy and shoney’s. then caleb rants a bit about how our memories should not be trusted. hashtag mandela effect. rafe talks about a wrinkle in time that doesn’t give away too much? regardless, caleb runs away with the podcast talking about movies that disappoint. on the opposite end of the spectrum, the russo brothers tweeted about avengers infinity wars (with no spoilers). caleb reads the notice. rafe has a bit more about #bronywatch and also has a funny story about what a brony is. rafe is excited about one of her ohio bands getting on spotify. their name is listen, little man. go check them out! caleb sings some frank zappa, then they talk a bit about the netflix marvel shows. also go watch this great vine with a cat saying yaaaas. they watched bruce willis in 12 monkeys with songs about monkeys and insanity. caleb also goes through his visit with his adorable nephew and the movie ferdinand. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in last man standing. caleb will be doing songs about… songs… and rafe is standing. don’t forget to POKE THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE EYE on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded April 3, 2018