Archive for September 25, 2020

Huge God Dammit (feat. rubes000)

QUICK HITS
there’s a guest, there’s a guest, there’s a guest!! RUBES! with the triple zeroes. he’s visiting family and was gracious enough to have a talk with #RaHaCa. they also get to meet his kid! rafe had a big moment with the glamper this weekend and caleb had a great weekend with the scientist. food talk makes a big appearance. rafe wants everyone to follow PherthePrinny and dpenguinstudios on twitter. speaking of twitter, thanks will bloodworth for following rafehatescaleb! caleb is on a record-breaking week of wearing pants, he talks about his chili, and talks about lordfizzlebeef’s latest recipe suggestion. rafe does a small update about the
ICE hystorectomy update-ish https://abc7.com/hysterectomy-ice-hysterectomies-migrants/6469185/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/ice-detainee-hysterectomies-hospital/2020/09/22/aaf2ca7e-fcfd-11ea-830c-a160b331ca62_story.html

special thanks to dani for reminding rafe about kinks. rubes picks going through kinks starting with an R.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: pokemon go community day
low: missing glamper

caleb’s high-low
high: scientist time
low: weight gain

rubes’s high-low
high: good food
low: poor internet connection

HOT HOT TOPICS
– regular chicken nuggets or spicy chicken nuggets, and would your answer change if I told you they were spicy because they were slathered in that extract bullshit that has no taste, just pain.
– khan is the best villain in the old star trek movies and the worst villain in the new star trek movies: true or false?
– what’s your favorite method of controlling a giant robot: voice commands, plugging into your brain, or jamming needles into your spine?
– if teddy roosevelt is being mean because he forward settled you and it isn’t even 2000 BC yet, just exactly how many donkey war carts do you ram up his expansionist ass
– if you knew a restaurant took 4 months to replace their broken freezer and refrigerator, would you eat there?
– have you ever paid for an extended warranty and had it be worth the money?
– how long after a piece of entertainment’s debut (TV/movie/book/musical) is it socially acceptable to talk to people as if they know the ending/plot twists? or is it never okay?
– does gray hair make you look old or distinguished?
– what’s your favorite fractal?
– what happened to hot topic? And why is it no longer a hot topic.
– is it ever ok to quit someone else’s job for them if you’re 100% sure it’s what’s best for them?
– if a friend pays you to cheat on an exam, and you purposely fail it, are you teaching a lesson or just being an asshole?
– which is the better feeling: achievements noticed by many, or failures noticed by none?
– conversely, which one is the worse feeling: achievements noticed by none, or failures noticed by many?
– “sounding”
– what kinda facial does rafe like to get?
– would you rather: unintentionally become a meme, or have a story about you upvoted and shared all over reddit?

QUESTION

#35. of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing?
caleb: anyone younger
rubes: anyone younger
rafe: anyone younger

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the ex (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458364)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
rubes 4/10
SONGS – song that reminds you of an ex
hoobastank – the reason

NEXT MOVIE – underdog (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467110)
NEXT SONGS – dog fight

Are We The Baddies?

QUICK HITS
rafe gets a happy surprise from lashes, complains about samsung’s stupid email app, and gets freaked out by forced hysterectomies. maybe america is the bad guy?
https://www.npr.org/2020/09/16/913398383/whistleblower-alleges-medical-neglect-questionable-hysterectomies-of-ice-detaine
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/mass-hysterectomies-ice-happened-trump-s-watch-they-re-america-ncna1240238
https://www.theverge.com/2020/9/16/21436287/sony-ps5-digital-edition-price-release-date

caleb talks up a few movies, there’s some discussion about games and where they’re heading, and a bit about new releases for the ps5. there’s also some singing.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper weekend and beyond
low: ICE hysterectomies

caleb’s high-low
high: double movie night
low: general malaise

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how many cc’s does it take to get to the center of the workplace incompetence tootsie pop
– why do hurricanes feel the need to knock all the fucking branches down into the yard? (context: https://imgur.com/a/mi4zwWx)
– are you for or against the idea of “cheater island”
– the nintendo CDI: forgotten warning to history or the fanciest VCR ever made?
– if you could be any head of a family in the year 867 within north africa or europe which would you be and would you pick easy or hard difficulty
– what was the richest dessert you’ve ever had?
– is gillette really the best a man can get?
– why would anybody live near enough to a body of water that could swallow them whole. follow up: why stay there when you’re told you’re about to get swallowed whole?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – tenacious d in the pick of destiny (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365830)
caleb 7.3/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – favorite tenacious d song
tenacious d – master exploder

NEXT MOVIE – the ex (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458364)
NEXT SONGS – song that reminds you of an ex

There Are a Lot of Kinks

QUICK HITS
caleb is super stoked about his three movies watched with the scientist, some kickass cake, and also mattress wrestling. more food talk, some happy some sad, and caleb is doing more final fantasy races! rafe rants about face masks, beef sticks, and books. she also discovers it’s fun to learn about kinks, spawned by her love of hentai, which apparently IS a kink. she gushes a bit about the glamper, too, and gets pretty excited about the amy adams movies. there’s a lot of rafe typing loudly on her keyboard in the recording, because researching kinks is hard work. enjoy.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: food

caleb’s high-low
high: cake
low: can’t lose weight

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s your guilty pleasure movie/series/show and why?
– anime, I dunno, best I can do today
– what is your favorite “gender reveal party” meme to emerge in the last few days?
– https://comicbook.com/news/jelly-belly-giving-away-candy-factory-willy-wonka-golden-ticket
– https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a33934155/supernatural-jensen-ackles-prop-keepsake/

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0415306)
caleb 8/10
rafe 8.75/10
SONGS – MONSTER BALLAD BATTLE
damn yankees – high enough

NEXT MOVIE – tenacious d in the pick of destiny (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365830)
NEXT SONGS – favorite tenacious d song

The Spice Wafers Are Gone

QUICK HITS
what do you get when you combine rafe’s flagrant disregard for other people, caleb’s grocery shopping, dentists, and cubicle farms? a crazy episode where caleb literally leaves the call. also talk about lovecraft country, too much work, and a lot of talk about delicious food.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper ramp-up
low: keto break

caleb’s high-low
high: spice cookies
low: ice cream sandwiches

HOT HOT TOPICS
– food
– what are your top 3 favorite types of heroin?
– that feeling of relaxation after I’m shitting myself over being super behind at work but in the process of catching up realize I actually couldn’t have caught up this whole time and it’s the fault of other people dropping the ball
– cheating in video games. plague on society…or what we get for telling every child for the last 15 years that they have never “lost” at anything??
– chicken tenders. original or crispy?
– what company’s money would you be most tempted to accept for a brand deal but ultimately still turn down?
– 2 cellos. brilliant musical act or greatest murderer of bows in the last 100 years.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – standing still (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360016)
caleb 4/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – rafe is standing and caleb is still

NEXT MOVIE – talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0415306)
NEXT SONGS – MONSTER BALLAD BATTLE