Archive for May 28, 2021

LyricalFoodBash (feat. LordFizzlebeef)

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finally, finally, lordfizzlebeef gets his own episode. with one race down and possible two to go in the final 8 FFR spring tournament bracket, things are heating up! fizzle does poetry, everyone sinks into bummer summer, and there’s more FFR racing talk.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: wote and tentacles
low: masks

caleb’s high-low
high: winery
low: going to work

fizzle’s high-low
high: online dating
low: RNG bullshit and family moving

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which robutt NPC is the best and why?
– if you could design a giant robot based on the stereotypical american, what would it be?
I think it’d be big hero 6 robot, but it wouldn’t provide healthcare (that’s unamerican). it would dispense fried food and dipping sauces instead
– so really the hothottopic is; what dipping sauces are best of you don’t want to ruin your robot?
– should bobutts use lasers, missles, or melee weapons to destroy a bad boss and former place of employment?
– what is the correct way to write “hot, hot topic?” and should I actually follow it?
– is mackerel deadly and why?
– do it live
– BONUS HOT TOPIC: fuck whatever fizzle just said, who’s up for being positive
– bonus hot topic: each list 3 good things about fizzle
– my brother just was deployed to japan what trinkets or souvenirs should I ask for, and why
– is it appropriate to eat your coworker food from the company fridge if you have been locked in after hours?
– what is the most “work function” appropriate way to go down a slip and slide. also, what’s the best way to go down a slip and slide at a work function.
– who’s the best person ever and why is it fizzle?
– what’s a girl gotta do to have a skype dance party?
– how much blood is too much blood for the doctor to want to take in one go?

FALL IN LOVE

23. how close and warm is your family? do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?
fizzle: close, yes
caleb: close, warm
rafe: happier

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – a soldier’s story (1984) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088146)
fizzle 7/10
caleb 7/10
rafe 5.75/10
SONGS – caleb is soldier and rafe is story
brandi carlile – the story

NEXT MOVIE – power (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091786)
NEXT SONGS – POWER BATTLE

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Going Postal (feat. dem0nfr0g)

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dem0nfr0g, aka demzeronfrzerog, joins the gang for an exciting podcast episode full of bummer summer vibes. also remembering an FFR friend.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: solario and salad
low: blueberry bush

caleb’s high-low
high: car clean
low: monochi85

demzeron’s high-low
high: new car
low: monochi85

HOT HOT TOPICS
– thy lord hath tasked thee with conducting a bag of coins to a neighboring noble. on the way, thou pass a begger, his legs mangled beyond use. dost thou (a) steadfastly honor thy charge or (b) show compassion to the begger, knowing a few coins will not be missed?
– how are you doing?
– what ice cream is the best to eat when stress is piling up?
– how can I self evaluate my benchmarks adequately if I don’t have an updated list of our core synergystics per their last email regarding the 5 B’s principal of profitable mobility and economic success. also this paper is fuckin dumb.
– why the hell isn’t rafe streaming? months ago she told me she was working on OBS and yet no rafe content. don’t punk out on us rafe
– I read on the internet that keto can make the lady parts smell sour; is this true?
– what is the best way to prepare and season mashed potatoes
– what meal doesn’t bacon go with? is it the perfect food?
– so hot topic incherchange food condements and can be used as lube in a pinch please advise
– when sad do you play sad music to feel your mood or happy music to combat it? or… how do I emotion? asking for a robot friend
– when does a nap become just going to bed? it it length of slumber? location? presence of others? time of day?

FALL IN LOVE

12. if you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
demzeron: self-starter
caleb: ability to win
rafe: photographic memory

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – license to kill (1984) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087617)
demzeron 5.5/10
caleb 5/10
rafe 4.75/10
SONGS – LICENSE BATTLE
the offspring – DUI (I know what you did last summer)

NEXT MOVIE – a soldier’s story (1984) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088146)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is soldier and rafe is story

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Solario Strikes Back (feat. solariorex)

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a returning guest? they must love punishment – solariorex is back for another exciting podcast episode! creamy cereal, hacking gas, banner weekends, and lots of love. also strategies for final fantasy randomizer (FFR) on the 2021 chaos comedy tour spring tournament.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: guest bed
low: 7mm bolts

caleb’s high-low
high: email snafu
low: stomach fuckup

solario’s high-low
high: great weekend
low: patch ripped from arm

HOT HOT TOPICS
– would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized calebs or a single rafe-sized duck? what if the fight takes place in a pool?
– do you think there will ever be a video game movie to be legit amazing? I for the life of me can’t think of a single one.
– what’s more impressive? a great movie based on a bad video game OR a great video game based on a bad movie?
– gas, should it go into a plastic bag for safe keeping?
– why is everyone a god damn linguistics professor this morning
– what’s the best rate for taking yourself out on dates to perfectly straddle that line between depressed and broke. assume forever alone to ideally hone the ratio in over time.
– how does someone get out of quicksand?
– who is the best chef in any anime/manga and why is it yukihira soma?
– is hot topic (the retail store specializing in alternative themed clothing and accessories) still a hot topic (a point that many people are discussing or debating)?
– who would you rather be locked up in a room with, an angry 3 meters tall lady or two angry 1.5 meters tall ladies?

FALL IN LOVE

10. if you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
solario: school learning
caleb: no slappy
rafe: healthy foods

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – carbon copy (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082138)
solario 2.5/10
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
SONGS – COPY BATTLE
orange caramel – my copycat

NEXT MOVIE – license to kill (1984) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087617)
NEXT SONGS – LICENSE BATTLE

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Toad’s a Bitch (feat. asher1611)

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caleb is battling in the first bracket round of final fantasy randomizer’s spring tournament against asher1611, our lovely guest this week. #BummerSummer also the first denzel washington movie! we learn a lot about asher and a bit more about final fantasy randomizer.

go watch asher on twitch.tv/asher1611

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: raising cane’s
low: boy drama

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d
low: weight blah

asher’s high-low
high: kids better at a game
low: job sad

HOT HOT TOPICS
– with mudvayne doing a reunion tour have we all gone 20 years back to the past
– at what level does asher evolve into ashest?
– with everything returning to “normal” what is the first concert / convention / large group activity do you want to do
– is it possible to use all your energy for the next day the previous night
– why on earth has everyone been so fuzzy-headed in my life lately? am I bringing ill-fortune to those I’m closest to?
– which year is worse 2020 or 2021 and why
– blue algae as a health drink ingredient. fucking WHY.
– do you keep wrapping paper from your christmas presents, and if you do what exactly do you do with it?
– at what age does the body seem to go from down hill to just dropping off the platue
– what’s the right temperature to cook a steak to, and why is it med-rare
– why is it physically draining to be in the rain for hours despite loving the downpour?
– what would I have to do to get fizz to adopt me as a nephew? how many farms do I have to run, conveyor belts attached to mountains and episodes of gundam watched before it happens?
– if all politicians do is blow hot air… why aren’t they blaming each other for global warming?
– what would it take for caleb to wear fishnets and why won’t he release the pics?
– should I invest in LFB stock?
– how many fights is too many in a hockey game?
– is 7 within the first 5 minutes on pace to meet/exceed your expectations

FALL IN LOVE

22. alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. share a total of five items.
asher: wife gushy love
caleb: scientist gushy love
rafe: the perfect man

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – wilma (1977) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076923/)
asher 6/10
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6.25/10
SONGS – RUNNING BATTLE
sheryl crow – run baby run (tuesday night music club)

NEXT MOVIE – carbon copy (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082138)
NEXT SONGS – COPY BATTLE

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