Archive for November 27, 2020

Eating Your Feelings

QUICK HITS
food, glorious food
like italian soda
black licorice
50/50 chance money
discord food pictures
“I” kinks! and
urgent care

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup
low: glamper

caleb’s high-low
high: ffr fall league win
low: couple shitty days

HOT HOT TOPICS for THANKSGIVING
– ham or turkey
– thanksgiving dinner from a grocery store deli, or thanksgiving dinner from a local old people diner?
– when the fight inevitably breaks out during the thanksgiving zoom call, how many of your uncles are crazy enough to drive over to start a fist fight?
– pillsbury crescent rolls or grands biscuits?
– big thanksgiving with all the fam, or a small thanksgiving with just the fam at home?
– do you cook your stuffing in a bird or on the stovetop
– how many hours in the oven do I need to cook a 12 pound turkey?
– do you like sprinkles on baked goods, and if so, do you prefer the little ball things or the longer ones?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – julie & julia (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1135503)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.25/10
SONGS – cooking BATTLE
TMBG – dinner bell

NEXT MOVIE – leap year (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1216492)
NEXT SONGS – leaping BATTLE

Welcome Back Caleb

QUICK HITS
best chocolate for refined palette s’mores
new d&d book
ffr cheezinator
D kinks!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: candy binge

caleb’s high-low
high: MARRIED, ETC!
low: bacon-less burger

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s the point of having your restaurant on a food ordering app if you don’t have the whole fuckin menu on there.
– if you could change one part of your body, what would it be? (caleb, you can’t say your teeth)
– why is british comedy/humor far superior to anything from the US
– why when the US tries to make a comedy is all they do poor copy a british comedy?
– red green. genius inventor of products or batshit crazy user of duct tape?
– you can go back and change one life event. what is it and why is it trying the KFC double down?
– will we ever dispense with the idea of “normal sleep schedules” so that I feel less like a bum when I wake up after three hours, do stuff for a few hours, and then pass out again only to wake up at 2?
– why do people like the masked singer?
– favorite wine and cheese pairing?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – night at the museum: battle of the smithsonian (2009) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1078912
caleb 5.3/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – smith BATTLE
ben folds – late (elliott smith tribute)

NEXT MOVIE – julie & julia (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1135503)
NEXT SONGS – cooking BATTLE

Josh Hates Rafe

QUICK HITS
there may not be a caleb, but there’s a retrotainmnt! we’ve got a bit of everything: anime rants, instapot bullshit, criterion movies, dick jousting, new bed big fig, fat shaming, and congrats to mari for her next step in life with college! oh also, the best wishing time, PBJ, keto fries, winter weather, another covid-19 shutdown, and the subreddit shrinkflation. josh also picked kinks starting with the letter the J.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: powerful at work
low: glamper withdrawal

josh’s high-low
high: officiating caleb’s marriage
low: car windshield

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when are they gonna invent the thing that takes all these chip fragments at the bottom of the bag and reforms them into real actual chips and not handfuls of shame and spicy nacho dust
– how long did you think about that phrasing before you decided to roll with it?
– shitty kitchen utensils and cookware are a safety hazard. I may have given myself first degree burns cooking bacon. who do I send my concerns to?
– caves. existential crisis about early graves or nah?
– how do I fill the wote-shaped hole in my heart?
– is it appropriate to suggest two people charge at each other in order to plug people-shaped holes in one of them?
– who makes the best joggers that don’t stretch out at the knees?
– how much would it cost to replace my entire lawn with moss?
– if you die and get cremated, in what brand of coffee can would you like your ashes stored?
– what is the best food to eat at a post-funeral meal (assuming it isn’t your funeral)?
– why have a bbq place if you’re only open one day per week?
– if you order pizza that is rated the best in a local touristy area not typically known for its pizza, where are your expectations?
– oreo O’s are a terrible cereal that are not at like oreos
– is the fact my nephew and his friends were playing “among us but in real life” coming full circle or an indictment of the oral transmission of games like werewolf and mafia?
– should I escape reality by immersing myself in dramatic readings of AI-based civilization games?

QUESTION

13. if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
rafe: where am I going to live?
josh: will my marriage last?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – doubt (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0918927)
rafe 6/10
josh 7/10
SONGS – no doubt war
sunday morning

NEXT MOVIE – night at the museum: battle of the smithsonian (2009) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1078912
NEXT SONGS – smith BATTLE

Is It In?

QUICK HITS
whelp, it’s the week of the united states presidential election 2020 and everything is going to shit. caleb ate rubberbands, killed a household appliance, his teeth can’t even feel anything, but halloween was good shit. rafe is excited about mandalorian season two and caleb is excited about twilight zone. dani was gracious enough to pick the letter O for kink corner, too! other than that, just lots of angry ranting about the broken system in america.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: halloween with the glamper
low: politics

caleb’s high-low
high: vacay
low: oven broke

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s your go to anxiety/stress food today? mine is a chicken bacon sandwich and onion rings.
– how fucking cool is it we can still communicate with the voyager satellites?
– how old were you when you realized “jiggawatts” was supposed to be “gigawatts” in back to the future?
– what’s the best way to use schrodinger’s fucking database of knowledge that simultaneously is always and never fucking correct depending on whatever the fucking dipshit email chain says and how many fucking times should I reference “you told me specifically to do it this way” before it fucking sticks
– is “two laptops on a table facing each other, one with a doctor on skype and the other with a patient on skype” the future of medicine? (we literally just set this up for a patient encounter)
– is it ever ok to quit someone else’s job for them if you’re absolutely sure it’s in their best interest?
– how much olive oil is too much? I put olive oil on everything and go through about a half litre a week. my wife thinks it gross/weird that I like to drink it straight from a glass, but I’m like greek or something, so I think she might just be doing a racism.
– what two pieces of furniture would make the best porno together? in other words, what two pieces of furniture should fuck?
– rubes has spent way too much time thinking about chairs fucking.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – miss pettigrew lives for a day (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970468)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – rafe is day and caleb is living
fred astaire – night & day

NEXT MOVIE – doubt (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0918927)
NEXT SONGS – no doubt war