Archive for January 29, 2021

Gamestonk! 🚀

QUICK HITS
suuuuuuure this is a good episode, with gamestop stock talk, down with the uber rich, ultra-liberal political corner ranting. rafe is intimidated by stairs, caleb has been working like crazy, and quantum leap is getting crazier. caleb may also throw away all his clothes. stay tuned for future episodes! dani was kind enough to pick the letter S for kinks and rafe spends an uncomfortable amount of time discussing each one. also there was some talk about pasta, olive garden, and felonies.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: #75hard compliments
low: #75hard

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d weekend
low: #75hard wall break

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is this whole gamestop stock thing hilarious to everyone, or just the kind of nerd who assumes people know what he means when he says “gamestop stock thing”?
– is there anything more inherently depressing than the veggie sammiches left untouched on a work function platter, and is it bad that I sympathize with them
– should lordfizzlebeef be promoted to master of carbonated cows?
– which is the better strategy: eating forever at an all you can eat buffet and defeating your enemies just by rolling your huge body forward, or flinging yourself at a brick wall with almost infinite resurrect and “every time you resurrect you get slightly stronger”? I need tips for a roguelike deckbuilder and those are my two options.
– coke with coffee made it to the US, good thing or uh oh?
– handjobs, blowjobs or boob jobs. which is the superior method?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – on the road (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337692)
caleb 5.75/10
rafe 4.8/10
SONGS – street songs
epoxies – walk the street

NEXT MOVIE – the master (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1560747)
NEXT SONGS – master songs

The Curse of RaHaCa

QUICK HITS
caleb has shoulder pain and rando bruises, but the good news is there are curtains in his future! also final fantasy chat, lots of reading, more #75hard gushing, and quantum leap. rafe went on another amazon binge, they talk about kinks with Q, and special shout-out to ambientpotato on twitch. if you like world of warcraft, pokemon, or cuties with manbuns, check him out.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: #75hard
low: sweaters

caleb’s high-low
high: no one being sick
low: random bruises and inconveniences

HOT HOT TOPICS
– jesus, it’s nice to not have to care what the president says.
– now that we have ended our boomer president streak (with a silent generation prez), do we go back to boomers in 2024/2028, or do we finally move on to gen X or millennials?
– who’s taking bets on how the cheeto will flee the country?
– is it acceptable to change the idiom “the cat’s pajamas” to “rafe’s pajamas” since apparently they are the best thing ever?
– is watching caleb fumbling around on FF4 better than watching him race FFR?
– which feature of corporate presentations is better: the slide with 5 paragraphs of text where the presenter says “make sure to read this later on your own time”, or the Q&A session asking really stupid questions like “do I really have to do this properly? will the system stop me if I do it improperly but I feel like I did it right in my heart?”
– who inaugurated better?? trump or biden?
– is it better to be loved big by a horde of crazy people or better to be respected big by many boring, ordinary people?
– can we retire the phrase “all hands on deck” when no deck is present? what phrase should we use instead?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the muppets (2011) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204342)
caleb 9/10
rafe 7.75/10
SONGS – songs with puppets
avenue Q – there is life outside your apartment

NEXT MOVIE – on the road (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337692)
NEXT SONGS – street songs

75ezpz

QUICK HITS
rafe is very much excited about tiktok and #75hard. caleb is very much excited about reading and killer cooking skills. he even shares a recipe! check out his instagram posts. his food is delicious. they talk a lot about how #75hard is going, aka #75ezpz, and they go through M kinks. it’s a lovely day for a podcast.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: #75hard
low: #75hard

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d sessions
low: stereo

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is exactly is a roast beef job and where do I go to get one ?
– if beyonce doesn’t think you are ready for this jelly, is it implied that you also aren’t ready for this peanut butter?
– deja vu!
I’ve just been in this place before
(higher on the street)
and I know it’s my time to go
calling you, and the search is a mystery
(standing on my feet)
it’s so hard when I try to be me, woah
woah!
– hot hot topic: what’s the new “chad” name?
– what is rafe’s least favorite name?
– how late is too late? at what point do you just say “fuck it, I’m not going.” ?
– better beats: europop or kpop?
– what’s the longest time you’ve worked a job as a dead end? meaning, you know that you’re only working to a certain day but you’re still getting paid to be there. bonus points for answers longer than 1 month.
– what leftovers are better cold than warm?
– does drinking a fruity beer satisfy two elements of the old food guide pyramid?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the fighter (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0964517)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – fight songs
pennywise – fight it

NEXT MOVIE – the muppets (2011) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204342)
NEXT SONGS – songs with puppets

What Else Could Happen?

the website is BACK! thank you for being patient while rafe fixed her mess.

QUICK HITS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARY!!!
trump said whaaaaaaaaaaat
kinks
paul eugene is an otherworlder
$600 st. jude’s
weighted blanket
cooking with caleb recipe swap

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: #75hard
low: website fuckery

caleb’s high-low
high: #75hard
low: RIOT

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you could pick just one charity or cause to support, what would it be and why?
– what words make you visibly uncomfortable?
– describe your guilty pleasure without saying exactly what it is, see if anyone can figure it out
– how do I email somebody a hug
– if you are playing a new game, would you rather have every NPC give you hints about the game, or have them give you hilarious useless dialogue and let you figure the game out yourself? no happy medium allowed in this question.
– why are people born with 6 fingers freakish but cats born with 6 toes cute?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – moonlight serenade (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455638)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – crooners
nat king cole – unforgettable

NEXT MOVIE – the fighter (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0964517)
NEXT SONGS – fight songs

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