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The Wounded Seagull


playing with playback speed starts off this exciting episode. btw, apologies for the crackling on the mic. you can blame rafe or caleb. caleb saw the boss with melissa mccarthy! rafe reminisces about dudes and dragons with caleb. caleb is super stoked about the animaniacs on netflix. you all should watch that cartoon, for reals. enny wanted to know if rafe and caleb have ever discussed the wounded seagull. well, they discuss it. in depth. with actors and orgasming turtles. and anime guys. and john krasinski (the body from 13 hours). anyway. fucksex with men. rafe talks about phishing emails and being an arbonne consultant. become her client today! and then drink vodka with her. and gin. rafe gets embarrassed about a gin memory. they watched a sam rockwell movie!!! don verdean! they did spiritual songs, about god, and faith, and praying, and stuff. caleb plays one of his choices for you. butterscotch is named. caleb worries about the future. and has some bloody health concerns. rafe panics about the next movie, but DON’T WORRY she’ll be prepared for digging for fire (another sam rockwell movie, awesomeeeee). after much debate, they’re doing songs about ADVENTURE. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 12, 2016

My Life is a Drunk Nightmare


on a positive note, caleb is drinking. he does a short review of peroni. rafe interrupts the jokes to talk about perseverance regarding some old shoes. caleb is about to embark on the worst idea ever, which is having too many jobs and going to college. the better seasons are fast approaching and caleb warms up for his dark place. he also reminisces about his alcoholic binges and preps for hanging out with his drunk friend, who has nightmares. rafe reads about the worst blowie mistakes and laughs about ellie kemper’s dry blowjob. they giggle a bit about sharknado 3 and caleb talks about his regret with watching punisher: war zone. rafe brings up a show streaming on netflix where she actually knows one of the actors, then gives some embarrassing details regarding her adolescence. caleb went on a date!!! it went really well and then everything went to shit. they talk about somebody to love, their sam rockwell movie this week. and of course, they choose songs about stupid love as their theme. next week will be the search for one-eye jimmy and songs with names in the titles. they need you to guess the next actor they’ll be watching. tag @rafehatescaleb. DO IT. they swipe through a bunch of tinder people for caleb right at the end. like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded July 28, 2015