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SPOOKTACULAR 2021

QUICK HITS
it’s time for SPOOKTACULAR 2021!!! we got some choice drinking rules from the discord buddies. feel free to drink along with us, in a responsible way, and if you’re of age.
drinking game rules:
– no cussing
– spooky rule
– never have I ever?
– everytime either of you say “umm” or “uhh”
– every time rafe mentions tinder, clarb takes a drink
– every time clarb mentions food, rafe takes a drink
– no saying DUDE

GO WATCH BRAD NEELY THIRTY GODDAMN DICKS https://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: not dead
low: food, too much

caleb’s high-low
high: braves made it to the world series
low: wombo combo annoyances

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is it bad form to eat all the good candy before halloween and leave the garbage for the trick or treaters. Please affirm my poor life choices
– has anyone ever had, or known someone to have, halloween candy with a razor blade in it or is this just some ridiculous conspiracy theory? if just a conspiracy theory, will the republicans claim biden is putting them in all candy this year?
– ITS RELEASE DAY AND IM STUCK AT WORK GOSH FREAKING DANG IT SO DANG DIDDLY INCONFRANKLYVENIENT SEND HELP AND MAYBE A STRAIGHTJACKET. FART.
– what is your favorite spooOOOoooky character from a video game?
– why don’t folks in the parts of the world that envy halloween try to be the change they want to see in the world?
– if you were a kid again, what would you dress as for halloween?
– will we ever see fizzle again or is he lost to the gundams
– will rafe ever play ffr or will her keto diet prevent that from ever happening?
– I’m forgetting how to fake happy. got any pointers?
– if your costume this year was based on your year so far what you be going as for halloween?
– if money were no object, is there a meal you could eat every day for the rest of your life and never tire of it? if so, what is

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – fallen (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119099)
caleb 8/10
rafe 5.75/10
SONGS – falling fight
ben kweller – falling

NEXT MOVIE – the bone collector (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145681)
NEXT SONGS – BONE BATTLE

15 ezpz

RJ Hurricane Spencer

rafe needs to watch ‘he’s just not that into you’ to get over beaucoup
she also took the bedding from the other bed to double up and make a weighted cocoon, then talks about a weird orchestra trip. things take a downward turn after that. caleb gets distracted by discord messages popping up. rafe rambles about lucasarts a bit, possibly with incorrect information. a bit of nerd talk with quoting world of warcraft and reminiscing, and why new WoW is a casual gamer’s nightmare. rafe has a special request for everyone about dick-sucking videos.

rafe’s high-low
high: visiting maryland
low: whiny boy

caleb’s high-low
high: job stuffs
low: domino’s pizza drama

rafe has some sexual revelations and it blows her mind for way too long… they talk a bit about their heavy drinking and their fantastic breakfast. rafe wants men to kiss each other in thunder in paradise. caleb quotes the youtube GI joe clips and rafe cannot handle her shit. rafe sings, so sorry about that. there’s a bit of talk about rafe’s dating life, her past, and also the outpost getting a second season!! also rafe’s vagina. #vaginashaming

MOVIES – ALL THREE thunder in paradises
thunder in paradise (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0395284)
caleb (2nd place) 5.5
rafe (2nd place) 6.1
thunder in paradise II (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0354109)
caleb (1st place) 6.5
rafe (1st place) 6.8
thunder in paradise 3 (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364064)
caleb (3rd place) 4.75
rafe (3rd place) 5.2
SONGS – character related – R.J. ‘Hurricane’ Spencer
songs with HURRICANES

NEXT MOVIE – santa with muscles (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117550)
NEXT SONGS – character related – blake
caleb is lake and rafe is B songs

QUESTION!
15. what is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
caleb: making a positive impact in other people’s lives
rafe: her career. boring

Mute (2018)

on this exciting episode, rafe and caleb get really drunk! rafe is in town so she’s in caleb’s dark, cold basement to record. rafe gets bent out of shape again and caleb calms her down. there’s an ace of base moment and also talk about drinking and broken pants and underwear. to bring things down a bit, rafe is concerned about uber’s self-driving car crash. then they do relationship good-news-bad-news. speaking of bad news, cambridge analytica, amirite?! there’s some food talk and the umbc upset. caleb nerds out about these awesome dice towers by dryad gaming. and some talk about classic porn sites and going down the dark path to cloppers. AND THEN A SURPRISE SHOWS UP!!!! they catch up about bests drinks, oscars, and dnd gaming. there’s some old humor about the pepper eating competition and caleb finally gets to share his good news about relationships. rafe and caleb took a week out of the bruce willis stint to celebrate sam rockwell in the movie this week, mute with songs about silence! next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in four rooms (1995) and doing songs about silence. hey since it’s on netflix, why don’t you give it a watch and let them know what you think? don’t forget to ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded March 20, 2018

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