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An Exciting Dystopian Future

QUICK HITS
rafe played switch for the first time! she’s car shopping! the world is ending! more heat!
caleb’s worried about beans. but hey, guardians of the galaxy 3 was good (no spoilers).

fingers crossed mifepristone stays available to those that need it! fuck you, u.s. district judge matthew kacsmaryk! we think you suck and you shouldn’t hold a position of power. =^_^=

apparently desantis signed some horrifying bills (let’s not forget his attack on pregnant people where he banned abortions after SIX. WEEKS.), where people are not allowed to choose their own pronouns in school, and must use the bathrooms matching their assigned-at-birth sex in all government buildings. what the everlasting fuck, dude?

some good news, the supreme court didn’t block the illinois ban on assault weapon sales! there’s an appeal, of course.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: easter weekend
low: food going bad

caleb’s high-low
high: good weekend – guardians of the galaxy 3
low: chili gone wrong

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which traditionally domesticated animal do you think would be most capable of operating a gundam
– jury duty gets a bad reputation—people find it to be a burden. I find it fascinating and honestly wish I could be on a jury more frequently.
– why do I always forget about the post-travel crash until all that accumulated exhaustion haymakers me?
– why do people truncate perfectly good words? especially when the “abbreviation” is longer than the word? looking at you mr and mrs hundy p. perf, www, and other silliness
– is wegman’s overhyped? many people think it is the best grocery store ever; is it that great?
– top 3 sandwiches, of all time.
– not enough friends of the show are posting pics of what they are eating in food-hall-of-shame
– where the fuck can I move that isn’t turning into the exact dystopian nightmare I’ve been warning people about for decades. and how many more times can I be told “calm down. they’d never do that.”

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – JFK (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102138)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – murder!
skrillex – kill everybody

NEXT MOVIE – only the lonely (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102598)
NEXT SONGS – lonely

Twelve Monkeys

rafe is having difficulties with multiple things, mainly Y2K pop culture, and caleb blocked a ton of shit as well. then there’s this weird conversation about dead restaurants like big boy and shoney’s. then caleb rants a bit about how our memories should not be trusted. hashtag mandela effect. rafe talks about a wrinkle in time that doesn’t give away too much? regardless, caleb runs away with the podcast talking about movies that disappoint. on the opposite end of the spectrum, the russo brothers tweeted about avengers infinity wars (with no spoilers). caleb reads the notice. rafe has a bit more about #bronywatch and also has a funny story about what a brony is. rafe is excited about one of her ohio bands getting on spotify. their name is listen, little man. go check them out! caleb sings some frank zappa, then they talk a bit about the netflix marvel shows. also go watch this great vine with a cat saying yaaaas. they watched bruce willis in 12 monkeys with songs about monkeys and insanity. caleb also goes through his visit with his adorable nephew and the movie ferdinand. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in last man standing. caleb will be doing songs about… songs… and rafe is standing. don’t forget to POKE THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE EYE on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded April 3, 2018

Our Guest is a PAIN!

there’s a GUEST. he’s an angry, punkrock kind of guy. everyone say hi to keith parker jones of the band PAIN. it’s a horror punk/metal band local to maryland but worthy of national appreciation. rafe and caleb interview nekro pain using the most piercing myspace survey questions. things get pretty awkward. KPJ might be an alcoholic. but hey they give a thank-you to some fans. thanks, fans!! they talk soap. they talk gay marriage. caleb and nekro almost kiss. KPJ is nice enough to share part of “digging her own grave” and everyone has trouble pronouncing words. the sam rockwell movie, safe men, was good and you get to hear why. caleb does more impressions and caleb and KPJ discuss the music industry. DAVID!! songs of the week take up even more time because nekro has to add his three. the bright place is about beeping easter eggs, which is pretty sweet. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 6, 2015