Tag Archive for final fantasy xiv

Tweeter Out The Buttholer

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dragon warriors has a “save the date” and rafe and caleb have to figure out the logistics – on this episode, of course. rafe might be moving servers in final fantasy XIV which is really only interesting to the people involved. caleb has a new friend to talk to about games. caleb tries to share how to make bangin potato soup and also how he’s successfully dating. caleb has news about an animal!! rafe keeps trying to talk and caleb interrupts and honestly it’s pretty entertaining. rafe saw pixels and caleb complains about all the horrible adam sandler movies. they eventually get to the sam rockwell movie, drunks. THE LAST SAM ROCKWELL MOVIE (for now). rafe and caleb disagree on this one, but no one is surprised about that. a year in review! favorite sam rockwell movies! least favorite! they do their songs about drinking. hooray, drinks and drunks. they go over the guesses for the new actor! someone got it right! you should like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded August 25, 2015

Reheated Sweet Fries

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the show starts out with rafe making ugly noises and talking about ladybaby. caleb jokes about his radio voice which reminds rafe of some german website that had old flash videos on it called ZOMG ZUFALL!. then rafe has to complain about not being able to wear her favorite t-shirts on casual fridays. caleb talks about standing up to a girl at work. and by standing up, we mean he spitefully reacts to a negative situation and rafe laughs about it. caleb brags about karaoke and being emotional while watching inside out. he also talks about his week which was pretty crazy. lots of food. boring food talk. also dates. caleb dates. rafe talks a bit about final fantasy 14 and how pretty it is. then they talk about their sam rockwell movie, matchstick men. please watch this clip of cage going crazy. their songs were about fire! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded July 14, 2015

Drinking With Brony

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well, it finally happened. brony is a guest on the podcast. he’s drinking. everyone is drinking. rafe’s super excited that she got to share POWERTHIRST with her coworkers. caleb and brony make horrible noises. caleb is still on tinder and having okay luck. he’s totally cool with people googling him. caleb found a new subreddit that’s… boobs. they talk about the cosby show because the main guy in the sam rockwell movie, strictly business, was also in that show. brony talks about nerdy stuff with the gang, mostly about moving away from world of warcraft to final fantasy XIV. caleb refuses to be excited about the ffvii remake that may or may not happen. hey greg from on tour now is going to be a guest next week, thanks to brony! the songs was about old hip hop/rap so… interesting. rafe’s bright place about some 20yr old dude who was on a TED talk who has a way to clean up the debris in the ocean. caleb’s bright place is about a dog. brony’s bright place was about human heads but it got cut out because of the time. maybe they’ll do a “behind the scenes” cut of this episode? WHO KNOWS. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded June 17, 2015