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The Soy Sauce Conspiracy


welcome to the show, everyone! rafe and caleb start the show out by talking to each other. no foolies. caleb’s watching a new old show, his cats are assholes, and rafe refuses to waste her health and beauty supplies. caleb refuses to waste food stuff, which opens the doors to a horrible conspiracy about soy sauce. this leads caleb down a path of discovery and reading articles. he reads about the damn packet, and about things squirting everywhere. he basically read the whole damn article. not only that, but wait to hear about the wasabi and the high cost of the real deal. rafe jumbles up some words which reminds her of a favorite infomercial subreddit. caleb confesses to some fears and then they talk about power rangers. and finally, they have the pleasure of discussing alan rickman’s classic, help I’m a fish. then they get to do fish songs! it’s just fantastic. next week, they’ll be happily enjoying alan rickman in blow dry. for songs, caleb blows and rafe’s dry. caleb has some more cat stuff going on and then rafe has a moment right at the end. oh, and check out this peking duk music video with a unibrow mullet guy. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded March 14, 2017