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Sammy Surprise

QUICK HITS
caleb realtalks his hair. caleb talks health and the new health channel in the discord. a nail-biter, exciting finish to the next actor poll. what a ride! rafe and caleb’s next year or so is SET! rafe talks more about the weather and her plants, because that’s her whole dang life right now. she’s been watching more and more twitch, including daviga06, who may start playing ff7 soon! and more discord hangouts! LOTR and hobbit talk.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: signing with beaucoup
low: loud people & dishes

caleb’s high-low
high: uncle caleb
low: delivery woes

HOT HOT TOPICS
– does a barbecue by definition involve smoking meats or merely using a grill?
– what’s the #1 modern appliance you just can’t simply live without
– if you didn’t work, how late would you sleep?
– can I outsource being me for a few days?
– when was the last time you’ve used a crayon?
– why are manual transmissions with 13 gears fucking bullshit
– donkey kong ’94 on the game boy – sickest 2d mario for movement or not?
– which fruit-flavored candy do you enjoy the most?
– why does juicy fruit gum’s flavor only last 30 seconds?
– (inspired by Dani) concert/live music or recorded? why?

BRENDAN FRASER’s FINALE: SAMMY ROCKWELL
MOVIE – richard jewell (2019) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3513548)
caleb 8.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – rafe gets dick, caleb gets jewels (sorry dani, no secrets)
mindless self indulgence – dickface

NEXT MOVIE – drop dead gorgeous (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157503)
NEXT SONGS – amer – I CAN

Tinder Swiper No Swiping

rafe’s pretty stoked she can say jake stormoen’s name because he introduced himself on fiverr. and caleb is pretty confused about some girl’s name. rafe gushes about adam johnson and DRAGON WARRIORS. caleb says one of the most disgusting phrases rafe has ever heard. rafe talks about her boring class and caleb is ashamed at how nerdy he is with lord of the rings and game of thrones. but hey! tinder judgement is back! are you ready for some tinder!?!? rafe’s weekend is SO BORING. but she helps caleb do a better tinder profile by taking advice from a GQ article and later wikihow. and the yeti picture of caleb? you can see it right here. after this tinder time, rafe is pretty sure emoji needs to be a shorter word. so much tinder. and a sam rockwell movie!! basquiat. not bad. songs were about painting. because artists. rafe’s bright place was about dogs that get staff photos at a school. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded June 9, 2015