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Stop Licking Yourself

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEK, GARY!!!

five years ago, rafe met brony. without fail, rafe will cut herself on her wüsthof knives. and rafe is dating danny phantom. caleb’s got thoughts on Bombs over Baghdad, Stuffing Burrito, recording with his eyes, wii baseball, weeabo follow up. viewer mail! good food cooking, too #2020resolutions! then more viewer mail, and caleb does some impressions from the princess bride and labyrinth <3

rafe’s high-low
high: beacoux’s back!
low: keto for one aka rafe is forever alone

caleb’s high-low
high: wedding stuff!
low: weird sick

MOVIE – the quiet american (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0258068)
caleb 3.5/10
rafe 3.8/10
SONGS – rafe is american and caleb is quiet
david bowie – I’m afraid of americans

NEXT MOVIE – dickie roberts: former child star (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0325258)
NEXT SONGS – child stars, former child stars

High on Toilet Paper

KFC steam dating simulator spawns a memory of caleb watching “dear weeaboos” https://youtu.be/Ax0s4lTidgQ
where were you when operation: cheesecake went down in history as the most successful product acquisition in #RaHaCa history?
don’t be a food pusher https://i.redd.it/m3tjyjvj6zo31.png
shout out to gouda in the duckling tourney! congrats!

rafe’s high-low
high: reel toilet paper; beaucoup love
low: so many #RaHaCa logos. much fiverr. very stress; hallway at work

caleb’s high-low
high: great weekend; busy week, excited about upcoming streaming events, last day of work!!
low: being sick; admin stepped down

MOVIE – kids in the hall: brain candy (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116768)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.3/10
SONGS – rafe candy is caleb is brain
brain song: https://youtu.be/Qw8E9WnZTQk
Club2Tokyo x Melon x D-Real [愛] – Candy
https://d-real4.bandcamp.com/track/club2tokyo-x-melon-x-d-real-candy

NEXT MOVIE – mrs. winterbourne (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117104)
NEXT SONGS – rafe born is caleb is winter

He’s Just Not That Into You

no. edits. no edits. get ready for some caleb coughs. rafe votes! more political corner! some goat mug twitter stuff with jake stormoen! rafe gets grossed out. she has some deep thoughts on stalkers and people harming entertainers. rafe went to a hockey game. they make some horrible noises in an attempt at being the grape stomper. there are some jessica jones spoilers around 14:00-15:20 if you care. spurting happens. rafe’s taking a new class! it’s not very exciting. rafe also talks about marriage and gets to hear about caleb’s proposal. they eventually talk about he’s just not that into you. rafe shares some opinions. caleb has the more opinions. relationships, man. caleb covers three songs where men sings love songs, and rafe has three songs where women sing love songs. next time, the movie is still waiting and they do songs about still and waiting. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 15, 2016

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

what a glorious day to be alive – a friday that was going to be podcastless, but thanks to your rousing upset comments on facebook, caleb gave in and decided to record with rafe. they talk about superheroes, trailers, blackouts, and rafe’s next step in life. and a happy/angry reminder to follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter so you’re entered in the random march drawing. they talk about zack and miri make a porno, and songs about making things and sex. STATISTICS. italian spiderman! caleb’s obsessed with great minds, too. next time, they watch he’s just not that into you and do love songs. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 10, 2016