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Dashboard Cumfessional


rafe goes on a date with a guy who basically only eats cheese and starches, kind of like the cheesy potatoes woman on freaky eaters. caleb and rafe read god hates astronauts (STAR BEARS) and superman: secret identity. beastie boys and other music are mentioned and those aren’t even part of the three weekly songs. the sam rockwell movie is very much appreciated by caleb because he gets to see boobs. britta boobs. but then he disses fight club. SAY WHAT?! and throughout the whole god damn thing, rafe and caleb keep saying the name of one of rafe’s former beaus. bleep. they sturgeon face and discuss creepy english professors. rafe complains about healthy food and caleb eats a lot of delicious food. never in the face.

OH YES THIS GIVEAWAY IS STILL GOING ON. and GET THIS – if you’re a loyal* fan, you’ll get to choose a prize from our bag instead of just getting a random item. use the steps below! drawing will end on October 18, 2014 at midnight central time. we’ll announce a winner by October 24, 2014 and that winner will have one week to respond to accept the prize. and here’s a list of things you could win!!!!!! in layman’s terms:
1. RT at least one rafe hates caleb episode tweet (the ones that say “rafe hates caleb”)
3. ???
4. chance for random gift
5. sign up for lootcrate here (optional but awesome!)

*to be loyal, you must retweet four sequential “rafe hates caleb” episode tweets within a week of the original tweet date. for example, rafe hates caleb 002, rafe hates caleb 003, rafe hates caleb 004, rafe hates caleb 005. if you get to four sequential retweets, you’re loyal! if you forget one, you gotta start over. do you need me to make a chart? I’ll do it. I WILL.

originally recorded July 6, 2014