Archive for April 28, 2017

How Far We’ve Cum

rafe starts off the podcast with some interesting facts about herself, which leads into how caleb feels about her. rafe talks about her week while caleb does his best to distract her on his video. and then rafe awkwardly explains how she searches for porn. yeah, really. caleb doesn’t disappoint, either! caleb recaps his week which involved car work and food class. he also regales rafe with a story about his laptop issues. then hair… then dungeons and dragons with caleb in control of everything. they talk about the alan rickman movie this week, something the lord made, and caleb makes his best attempt at listing every connection between this cast and the cast from the wire. they have a discussion about how each decade has changed the world and through a lifetime. caleb talks a bit about the dumpster kitties which leads them into going through their songs about doctors or medicine. there’s some singing, which is always a good thing. next week, they’ll be enjoying alan rickman in harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban. songs will be about prison. excellent. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded April 25, 2017

Actually, Love Actually

rafe sees caleb on skype video! and caleb explains what’s coming up with dudeOMG! and rafe explains a great thing that happened to her at work. then they go into why the new netflix up-vote/down-vote rating system is insanely stupid. caleb groans about his lack of free time and also recaps what’s going on with school. he gets like waaaaaaaay scholarly. while drinking, to boot. thanks to caleb having his camera on, he can do physical humor like the hand sign for buttsex. which obviously leads to weird humor. then rafe takes her duolingo class today. it reminds caleb of the dungeons and dragons subreddit. caleb tries to pressure rafe into getting hbo… again… and it reminds rafe of the game grumps crunchyroll commercial. then they spend a lot – A LOT – of time talking about love, actually and alan rickman and everyone else on the gigantic cast. caleb has some very strong feelings about some of the relationships. that’s why this episode is so long. caleb was really vocal about his feelings. then he goes off the reservation talking about papa smurf and ass licking. it gets weird. and then songs about couples! so romantic. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in something the lord made. they’ll do songs about doctors or medicine. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded April 18, 2017

Grammar Duty

caleb immediately starts bragging and complaining in this happy episode. caleb gives a review on the oregon trail card game and iron fist. spoilers: more complaining. rafe tries to lighten things up talking about supernatural, but caleb brings it back down by being depressing. but wait, there’s more! things get all technical when rafe and caleb have a weird talk about grammar. rafe talks about her jury duty! caleb is excited about food and a future of laziness. then they talk about alan rickman and stuff in harry potter and the chamber of secrets. caleb talks a bit about the leftovers and you can listen to dudeOMG talk about the show. they also did songs about secrets. and next week, they’ll be watching love, actually and doing songs about couples. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded April 11, 2017

Angry Homesteader

caleb makes some gross noises which reminds rafe of the sneezing girl. then rafe recaps some of the cool april fool’s day pranks. caleb goes through his weekend with this girl and then rafe goes through her weekend with brony. then, of course, rafe and caleb bicker about what hiking is. then rafe gets way into what homesteading is. there’s some confusing stuff and then they talk about alan rickman’s movie, the search for john gissing. caleb keeps saying yet another word that rafe hates. they also did songs about searching for stuff. then there’s some more laughing and whatnot. next week, they’ll be watching harry potter and the chamber of secrets and doing songs about secrets, oooooooh. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded April 4, 2017