Archive for July 28, 2017

Harry Potter is GREAT!

what the hell is going on at the beginning of this episode? rafe makes weird noises and well… fuck it. caleb apparently doesn’t know good mythical morning and rafe doesn’t know what emoji to use. the struggle is real. speaking of struggles, rafe has to write one more paper for class. rafe also gets way too excited about household cleaning tools. they spend waaaaay too much time talking about housecleaning. ohhhh and then comes the harry potter ranting. rafe is all over the place with her thoughts. they give their final movie rating and a rating for the full story. nail-biting, amirite? there’s a long tangent about marvel movies and sexy thor and… rafe’s love of thor… they do songs about final stuff. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in gambit and doing songs about being fake. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded July 25, 2017

SPIDER-RAFE

rafe is super excited about this new movie coming out! then caleb and rafe take out their anger on kyle and his opinions on alice in wonderland. rafe complains about her taste in music not being appreciated and caleb makes fun of rafe’s uterus. caleb plans his wedding songs. they think about who should be a guest on the podcast and also caleb made rafe rush for the show. they talk a lot about spider-man: homecoming and SPOILERS START AT 25 MINUTES and end around 33:15… sorry, caleb went a little overboard with his nerding and the little nods in the movie. then they get into harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1 with alan rickman and do songs about magical items. oh, and caleb sings while rafe goes on a spider hunt! next week, they’ll watch alan rickman in harry potter and the deathly hallows: part 2 and do final songs. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded July 18, 2017

One Hour of Entertainment

rafe’s sound is super fucked up but don’t worry, it gets back to normal just in time for her to complain about microsoft patching. she tells a funny story about changing passwords, then caleb recaps a great time with a friend. then they discuss their current food tendencies. for some reason the conversation takes a dark turn into being elderly and robots taking over. caleb gushes about jim croche and also his crotch. then they spend a lot of time complaining about alice in wonderland and then compete for best songs related to alice and wonder. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in harry potter and the deathly hallows: part 1. they’ll battle songs about magic items. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded July 11, 2017

Are You Guys On Any Social Media?

caleb recaps his crazy weekend and his sleep. rafe and caleb debate the pros and cons of marathon show-watching and caleb is still pretty livid. they also talk about their astounding weight loss accomplishments! also rafe talks a bit about the jetsons show. and job stuff, and whether or not certain items are dishwasher safe. how…? no idea how this shit comes up. they also fight about the german word schnitzelbank, where both of them are right! caleb shares a new subreddit about insanepeoplefacebook. they recap harry potter and the half-blood prince. caleb does songs about blood and rafe does princes. caleb sings so much. then he tells some stories about his drinking on the weekend, including measuring body parts and talking about dogs on social media. they also decide on where to host the first rafe hates caleb convention! next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in alice in wonderland. caleb will be doing songs about alice and rafe is wonder. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded July 4, 2017