Archive for October 27, 2017

SPOOKTACULAR 2017

colors, soda, and beer. everything that screams SPOOKTACULAR!! caleb regales the audience with a weird dream, then rafe and caleb take turns reading creepy stories from huffington post and buzzfeed. ugh. also a reddit post about a scary story in five words or less. good stuff! caleb drinks and burps a lot, and then they talk about bruce willis in death becomes her in basically the longest review/summary ever. good luck, everyone! rafe tries to keep things on track by insisting they go over their spooky death songs. HAPPY HALLOWEEN, ALL!! next week, it’s back to good old bruce willis in die hard. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded October 22, 2017

Sunset (1988)

a delicious episode with the following topics and no edits!!
– hamilton rant – jefferson’s a DICK
– rafe’s dumb work sched
– themed dildos
– now that’s what I call kidz bop
– SPOOKTACULAR POLL
– bruce willis in sunset (1988)
– songs about sunsets!
– next week, bruce willis in death becomes her (1992)
– SPOOKTACULAR 2017 SONGS about DEATH
don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded October 19, 2017

Blind Date (1987)

rafe complains about allergies and caleb complains about… laughing? yeah it’s a weird show. but hey, good news about lucifer and tom welling! after tons of rambling, rafe is excited about the book thing opens back up in baltimore! they also have a deep discussion about which blade runner should be watched. then they get into a debate about star wars. it goes on for quite a bit… if you want to skip it, they stop arguing about 40 minutes in. then they talk about the bruce willis movie, blind date. after that, time for the songs! caleb did blind and rafe did date. SPOOKTACULAR is coming up, so they need to pick a movie!! also next week they’ll be watching bruce willis in sunset. at the end, rafe remembers that kristin bell did an AMA on reddit so if you’re a fan, go check out her answers. anyway, go vote for the SPOOKTACULAR movie!!!

don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded October 10, 2017

The Return of Bruno (1987)

rafe gives some great advice about booking room resources in microsoft outlook calendar meetings. then she’s super stoked about the new online show with jake stormoen, extinct! caleb finally watched dragonheart, so he gives his well thought out opinion. this leads into a discussion about alcohol and how to identify a psychopath by their taste in music. this leaves rafe and caleb confused about their mental stability, so they take a test together to see if they’re sociopaths. they talk a bit about bruce willis in the return of bruno, then they do their songs about returns. caleb goes nuts describing the music videos from his selections. it’s ridic. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in blind date. caleb will do songs about blindness and rafe is doing dates. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded October 3, 2017