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Ramfeezled

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trump is hellbent on creating a hellscape. that’s cool.

the kitchn tested different fats to cook grilled cheese so you don’t have to – and rafe read the article so you don’t have to. https://www.thekitchn.com/grilled-cheese-skills-showdown-23310755
and rafe may have been a sobbing mess after reading about endangered snails in hawaii. look, YOU read the article and then you can judge. https://www.npr.org/2024/10/21/nx-s1-4906557/hawaii-tree-snail-endangered-species-biodiversity
food elimination progress! il pizzico restaurant 10/10 italian hype with GREAT gelato. caleb had a kitchen cupboard kerfuffle, but he likes the new dishwasher.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: monkey island
low: nose

caleb’s high-low
high: nice weekend
low: PC issues

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when is your last safe save state? i.e. the one where you haven’t already triggered the inevitable doom machine
– did you have a favorite saturday morning cartoon when you were younger?
– if the incoming administration had a team name a la the justice league or the super friends, what would be their team name?
– dunno if this is anime based, but got asked this and it’s a rough question. what death row inmate would you fight from baki for 100 million dollars?
– do you have a comfort food you really like to eat when you aren’t feeling well? mine is pork fried rice.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – the wind rises (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2013293)
caleb 7.71/10
rafe 5.75/10
MOVIE – earnest & celestine (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1816518)
caleb 7.86/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONG – animated theme songs
gargoyles – opening theme

NEXT MOVIE – trust me (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2421416)
NEXT MOVIE – a single shot (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1540741)
NEXT SONG – shooting

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I’m Tired, Boss

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lol what the fuck is wrong with people, actually voting for trump? honestly not even about being a republican but the fact he lies almost every speech he gives and he has admitted to having no respect for women and he stole money from a charity?! like what? this is a person you want to represent our proud country? and let’s not forget halloween leftover candy! d&d STUFF. streamer STUFF. try to be happy, regardless of horrible shit happening. big hugs to all.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: streamer clips
low: trump

caleb’s high-low
high: dishwasher
low: trump

HOT HOT TOPICS
– well, starbucks red cups are back. so that’s uh… something?
– what is the best country for a permanent vacation?
– something something global warming earth the hottest its ever been…. thats the extent of my effort today… sorry.
– new video game releases should be scored not by the early critic reviews, but by how much rule34 content is created, and the rate it is created at. thoughts?
– summer, can you just…. not?
– WTF america… WTF?
– boobs!

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – the lincoln lawyer (2011) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1189340)
caleb 7.25/10
rafe 6.5/10
MOVIE – the sessions (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1866249)
caleb 7/10
rafe 5.75/10
SONG – sex work
group x – prostitute song

NEXT MOVIE – the wind rises (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2013293)
NEXT MOVIE – earnest & celestine (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1816518)
NEXT SONG – animated theme songs

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SPOOKTACULAR 2024

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HAPPY SPOOKTACULAR 2024!!!! thank you for spending you halloween with us and celebrating our FIVE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!! rafe is very drunk. caleb had a lot of stuff going on like dishwasher stuff, cooking SO MUCH, and his posessed PC. he heard about a point-and-click called PRIM and it seems pretty cool. check it out if you’re into that. but mostly just enjoy rafe being a very silly drunk and caleb drinking carrots.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: halloween hamhams
low: no costumes

calab’s high-low
high: cooking machine
low: computer issues

HOT HOT TOPICS
– I don’t like to pay to access my own money. the gas station down the street recently changed its atm so it is no longer in network for my bank. they now charge $1.50 for balance inquiries and $3.50 for a cash withdrawal. the location is convenient, but I have no intention of paying for that convenience.
– what are things you’ve done 500 times? addendum, is there anything that only you have done 500 times?
– is there a food and adult beverage that you enjoy specifically for halloween?
– what is the most unexplainable spooky thing that’s happened to you? do you swear up and down you’ve been in a haunted space? are you convinced you’ve had a “close encounter” with alien life? spotted a cryptid? fell upon a secret ritualistic cult in the woods?
– came home last night and my dog was hiding in the bathroom. she usually comes out to greet me and go potty. I had to force her outside and pee, so she didn’t go in the house. what ghost could scare a dog so badly they don’t want to go for walkies?
– how much halloween candy have your eaten this year before halloween?
– best halloween costume you’ve had?
– why is candy corn so divisive? people are either like “fuck yeah!” or “fuck no!”. it’s like the pineapple on pizza of sugary snacks
– is there something you are scared of or something that gives you the creeps? I don’t like porcelain dolls.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – dirty girl (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107319)
caleb 7/10
rafe 7.75/10
MOVIE – marmaduke (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392197)
caleb 3/10
rafe 2.5/10
SONG – fear of the unknown
steve burns – unknown

NEXT MOVIE – the lincoln lawyer (2011) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1189340)
NEXT MOVIE – the sessions (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1866249)
NEXT SONG – sex work

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Crunchy Tapioca

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NEXT WEEK IS SPOOKTACULAR!!! rafe ate a fancy new dessert at jack in the box!! caleb had a super good weekend, except the constant drama with the goddamn dishwasher and maybe those allergies. and hey, are you ready for a starburst conspiracy? and caleb watched a HORNY movie with the scientist. also he saw the magnetic fields and went to an awesome sushi place with a FANTASTIC fish katsu sandwich.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ube oreo shake
low: snoring

calab’s high-low
high: good weekend
low: dishwasher

HOT HOT TOPICS
– the concept of leaks being translated by AI falsely. I didn’t look too much into the pokémon leaks so don’t spoil me. but I heard a bunch of things about it in my AI college class. apparently the first version of the 1 tb leaks were translated with AI, and apparently a lot of it was translated by the AI with an agenda in the prompt. so like the stuff with typlosion being a pedo in unused lore was categorically false. but no one seems to be talking about this bit of information.
– short sales of stocks don’t often make headlines. but there are tools available that allow the average person to make money, including helping them set up short sales or just helping with personal investments. with the technology at our fingertips, do you think that short sales are more dangerous or do you think there should be more regulations involved?
– there are three types of men: ones who know how to wear and style shorts, ones who know they look bad in shorts and don’t wear them in public, and ones who need an intervention.
– what is the best style of shorts? basketball shorts is popular, but if you go back in time they get shorter and shorter.
– are speedos considered shorts, and if so, what is the most appropriate time to wear them (when not swimming)?
how often does caleb have to get things from high shelves for people who are shorter than he is? how often is rafe in need of a taller person for assistance?

WILLIAM H. MACY
SATURDAY NIGHT 8pm eastern
MOVIE – shorts (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1100119)
caleb 7/10
rafe 7/10
MOVIE – the maiden heist (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107860)
caleb 7/10
rafe 7/10
SONG – treasure

NEXT MOVIE – dirty girl (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107319)
NEXT MOVIE – marmaduke (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392197)
NEXT SONG – fear of the unknown

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