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SPOOKTACULAR 2024

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HAPPY SPOOKTACULAR 2024!!!! thank you for spending you halloween with us and celebrating our FIVE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!! rafe is very drunk. caleb had a lot of stuff going on like dishwasher stuff, cooking SO MUCH, and his posessed PC. he heard about a point-and-click called PRIM and it seems pretty cool. check it out if you’re into that. but mostly just enjoy rafe being a very silly drunk and caleb drinking carrots.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: halloween hamhams
low: no costumes

calab’s high-low
high: cooking machine
low: computer issues

HOT HOT TOPICS
– I don’t like to pay to access my own money. the gas station down the street recently changed its atm so it is no longer in network for my bank. they now charge $1.50 for balance inquiries and $3.50 for a cash withdrawal. the location is convenient, but I have no intention of paying for that convenience.
– what are things you’ve done 500 times? addendum, is there anything that only you have done 500 times?
– is there a food and adult beverage that you enjoy specifically for halloween?
– what is the most unexplainable spooky thing that’s happened to you? do you swear up and down you’ve been in a haunted space? are you convinced you’ve had a “close encounter” with alien life? spotted a cryptid? fell upon a secret ritualistic cult in the woods?
– came home last night and my dog was hiding in the bathroom. she usually comes out to greet me and go potty. I had to force her outside and pee, so she didn’t go in the house. what ghost could scare a dog so badly they don’t want to go for walkies?
– how much halloween candy have your eaten this year before halloween?
– best halloween costume you’ve had?
– why is candy corn so divisive? people are either like “fuck yeah!” or “fuck no!”. it’s like the pineapple on pizza of sugary snacks
– is there something you are scared of or something that gives you the creeps? I don’t like porcelain dolls.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – dirty girl (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107319)
caleb 7/10
rafe 7.75/10
MOVIE – marmaduke (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392197)
caleb 3/10
rafe 2.5/10
SONG – fear of the unknown
steve burns – unknown

NEXT MOVIE – the lincoln lawyer (2011) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1189340)
NEXT MOVIE – the sessions (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1866249)
NEXT SONG – sex work

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Crunchy Tapioca

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NEXT WEEK IS SPOOKTACULAR!!! rafe ate a fancy new dessert at jack in the box!! caleb had a super good weekend, except the constant drama with the goddamn dishwasher and maybe those allergies. and hey, are you ready for a starburst conspiracy? and caleb watched a HORNY movie with the scientist. also he saw the magnetic fields and went to an awesome sushi place with a FANTASTIC fish katsu sandwich.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ube oreo shake
low: snoring

calab’s high-low
high: good weekend
low: dishwasher

HOT HOT TOPICS
– the concept of leaks being translated by AI falsely. I didn’t look too much into the pokémon leaks so don’t spoil me. but I heard a bunch of things about it in my AI college class. apparently the first version of the 1 tb leaks were translated with AI, and apparently a lot of it was translated by the AI with an agenda in the prompt. so like the stuff with typlosion being a pedo in unused lore was categorically false. but no one seems to be talking about this bit of information.
– short sales of stocks don’t often make headlines. but there are tools available that allow the average person to make money, including helping them set up short sales or just helping with personal investments. with the technology at our fingertips, do you think that short sales are more dangerous or do you think there should be more regulations involved?
– there are three types of men: ones who know how to wear and style shorts, ones who know they look bad in shorts and don’t wear them in public, and ones who need an intervention.
– what is the best style of shorts? basketball shorts is popular, but if you go back in time they get shorter and shorter.
– are speedos considered shorts, and if so, what is the most appropriate time to wear them (when not swimming)?
how often does caleb have to get things from high shelves for people who are shorter than he is? how often is rafe in need of a taller person for assistance?

WILLIAM H. MACY
SATURDAY NIGHT 8pm eastern
MOVIE – shorts (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1100119)
caleb 7/10
rafe 7/10
MOVIE – the maiden heist (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107860)
caleb 7/10
rafe 7/10
SONG – treasure

NEXT MOVIE – dirty girl (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107319)
NEXT MOVIE – marmaduke (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392197)
NEXT SONG – fear of the unknown

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Vinegar Fingers

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caleb regales with dog shit stories, his renn faire finds, what’s going on with shots, and how come we keep changing the day of podcast movie night. there’s a hunt for a leather chair, there’s a water pick mishap – listen, just listen.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lashes baby!!!
low: food decisions

calab’s high-low
high: wonderful weekend
low: shots

HOT HOT TOPICS
– have you ever intentionally looked for or plotted to use coupons? if so, what were/are some of the best deals you got?
bonus points if you ever intentionally used the bed bath and beyond or cvs coupons.
– best time and method for shopping. I’m thinking about timing grocery shopping to avoid people or do you buy clothes online without trying them on?
– when is the acceptable time to make puns?
– keep score of every time someone slides a pun in winner is the king/queen of puns.
– is there an item you are searching for? a bucket list acquisition or a grail piece for a collection?
– have you seen brodyquest?
– nachos or chips and queso?
– how many side quests should you complete before progressing the main quest?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – the tale of despereaux (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420238)
caleb 7/10
rafe 6.5/10
MOVIE – bart got a room (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472050)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONG – quest
dragonforce – the last journey home

SATURDAY NIGHT 8pm eastern
NEXT MOVIE – shorts (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1100119)
NEXT MOVIE – the maiden heist (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107860)
NEXT SONG – treasure

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My Teeth Are Breathing

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FAT BEAR WEEK IS OVER. GGs GRAZER. https://explore.org/fat-bear-week
rafe tried duke nukem and blood and wow, she loves being bad at games with fun people. melania trump is pro-choice!! there’s magic the gathering commander drama, with four cards being banned and WotC taking over?! caleb got the big shots, and also SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY happened. he’s been going on an oatmeal journey in the discord. you should join the discord! make sure to watch the wired video caleb brought up, about food and how it can affect your brain: https://youtu.be/UvlrppqtZoA

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: community slaughterfest
low: palm bruise

calab’s high-low
high: good weekend
low: broken family dish

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how much do you pay for an oil change? $84.99 here gets you an oil change and tire rotation.
– what is my motivation?
– at what age should you be expected to follow simple directions? two examples this week – use the image from your textbook (googles and gets wrong image) and click insert, then chart. wait, I’m lost!
– have you ever gotten such a great deal on an item you purchased on clearance that you felt a bit guilty about it?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – he was a quiet man (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0760311)
caleb 4/10
rafe 3/10
MOVIE – the deal (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0848281)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6/10
SONG – deal
dire straits – money for nothing

NEXT MOVIE – the tale of despereaux (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420238)
NEXT MOVIE – bart got a room (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472050)
NEXT SONG – quest

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