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Art of a Hit

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uh oh, caleb has a garbage house. but also he and the scientist got to go to the “art of a hit” movie premiere! check out the “art of a hit” trailer on youtube here: https://youtu.be/72XnW1QoD_Q. you can also watch a short interview with some of the cast from “art of a hit” here: https://youtu.be/mVQaOndrcZM.

rafe continues to hate on too much technology in cars. read this rolling stone article so you, too, can hate on self-driving cars. caleb got a HOFFEE COFFEE shirt and it is awesome!

get ready for the NINJA SEX PARTY DIGITAL SHOW. MASTERSTROKES aug 24 & 25. https://www.ninjasexparty.com/
BRUCE WILLIS PROTOCOL IS A GO. WE ARE GO FOR BRUCE WILLIS PROTOCOL.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: old boss chat
low: leg cramp

calab’s high-low
high: art of a hit premiere
low: garbage everywhere

HOT HOT TOPICS
– have you ever worked with someone who makes you want to start drinking?
– has there been anyone you worked with that didn’t make you want to drink?
– you have a can’t fail get rich scheme that is possibly illegal. who are you roping into your scheme? consent not required for this thought exercise
– if you could steal a sports almanac and go back in time, when would you live? *no making out with relatives required
– are there more doors or wheels in the world? (stolen from borque)

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – stealing sinatra (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311863)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.25/10
SONG – favorite sinatra
moonlight serenade

NEXT MOVIE 1 – seabiscuit (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329575)
NEXT MOVIE 2 – spartan (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360009)
NEXT SONG – one word songs beginning with the letter S

Sweaty Eating

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rafe spends a LOT of time complaining about going into the office lol. caleb complained a LOT about adobe pdf online. it’s a copmlaining kind of day. hey be careful where you travel!!! where not to travel: https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/current-travel-advisories-warnings-us-state-department

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: bloons mermaid
low: office

calab’s high-low
high: double d&d
low: adobe bullshit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– who is the hottest, sexiest breakfast cereal character?
– whats the coolest mascot in your opinion?
– how long do you let a meeting that should have been an email go before leaving?
– are you more of a talker or texter? how annoyed would you be if you are constantly being called for a simple question like “did you remember to take your meds today”
– what’s the perfect outdoor temperature that makes you want to open the windows and let the breeze blow through
– everything old is cool again, so with that being said how wide will the legs of your newest pair of JNCOs be
– what’s cooler than being cool? in honor of mine and jen’s trip to atl/athens this past weekend, the hht is: how high does outkast rank on the greatest hip hop acts of all time for you both?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – the cooler (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318374)
caleb 3.5/10
rafe 3.5/10
SONG – being cool
the offspring – cool to hate

NEXT MOVIE – stealing sinatra (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311863)
NEXT SONG – favorite sinatra

Getting Cultured

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caleb may have destroyed a wall. but there were so many good things this weekend! like otakon visitors, the 3 body problem by cixin liu, and a new music project. also rafe saw one of those ugly tesla trucks! it was so dumb! caleb says discogs.com is a great place for album info.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: jurassic world evolution
low: dishes

calab’s high-low
high: weekend hangout
low: drapes drama

HOT HOT TOPICS
– local pizzaria closes without much noise, supposedly to focus on frozen pizza business. when open, pizzas averaged $30/pie. in this economy?!
– local river city during height of summer places weekend swim advisory due to rain throughout week. the city’s chosen sewer system is combined, meaning both storm and poo take the same chutes, and when too much storm water floods the pipes… well it all has to go somewhere…
– if jim morrison was alive, would the doors be more revered than the stones?
– what did you forget when you walked in the door?
– have you ever gotten into the car through the window instead of using the door?
– are there more doors or more wheels in the world?
– if you want to walk the dinosaur, is it absolutely essential that you first open the door, and then get on the floor?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – door to door (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274468)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
SONG – songs by the doors
the doors – the crystal ship

NEXT MOVIE – the cooler (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318374)
NEXT SONG – being cool

Mood Boost

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rafe is on a feel-good kick (mostly. mostly). read about the 30 best comedy movies, responsible furniture, how to get organized, stop google from putting your location data on other people’s phones, who has the best coffee ice cream, and see the amazing vacuum robo dog!

calebs saw deadpool & wolverine!! no spoilers; he enjoyed it though. xD

please remember to opt out of google’s creepy stalking!
https://support.google.com/android/thread/273271058/how-to-opt-out-of-find-my-device

and PLEASE VOTE (not for trump). vote local, fight the politicians who are trying to take away human rights, and vote for the president that won’t take away human rights!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: script success
low: nail biting

calab’s high-low
high: almost done with LOTR
low: computer fail

HOT HOT TOPICS
– have you heard of any small town traditions or behaviors that would seem out of the ordinary to people not in the know?
– what are small town values?
– what home decor, scents, etc make you feel welcome (or unwelcome)
– what do small towns do better than big towns and cities? (for me, independent sandwich shops. you’ll never find one better than in a small town)
– are all small town girls living in a lonely world? if you were said girl and had to get away, would you feel welcome taking the midnight train going anywhere?

WILLIAM H. MACY
NEXT MOVIE – welcome to collinwood (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0271259)
caleb 7.8/10
rafe 7.75/10
NEXT SONG – rafe is welcome, caleb is small town
bo burnham – welcome to the internet

NEXT MOVIE – door to door (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274468)
NEXT SONG – songs by the doors

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