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Joy is Different Than Terror

QUICK HITS
everyone’s getting sick! trump did some not nice things related to 9/11! rafe read part of an article about people who have been cheated on being marked for LIFE. she also read an article about people on the autism spectrum being more likely to die by suicide. reach out; get help!

caleb had some downers with work but some uplifting stuff with d&d and hot sauces at pepper geek. get ready for a serrano pepper takeover! and rafe is stoked about happy gilmore two CONFIRMED. https://youtu.be/FfpcbbRuirQ

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: dino nightlights
low: temple wiggles

calab’s high-low
high: double d&d and plants
low: workforce reduction

HOT HOT TOPICS
– should legacy actors take roles even if they’re too old (sir ian as gandalf in 2025) or does a new actor come in and get lambasted because they’re not the legacy actor?
– is leftover fried dog better cold or heated up?
– what is the dumbest sport on the planet? and why? imo the brits have this one nailed with the annual gloucestershire cheese rolling. (pronunciation if you need it – gloss-turr-sheer if you want to pronounce it like a brit)
– what was your first cellphone plan? I got my first cellphone in 1995 and I had free nights starting at 7:00 pm, free weekends, and 27 minutes of anytime use each month. texting wasn’t a thing, only talking.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – cellular (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337921)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6.25/10
MOVIE – sahara (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318649)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6.5/10

zahn: hey, matthew, do you have bloody underwear from riding a camel today?
mcconaughey: no, but I got strawberries on my inner thighs.

SONG – suh songs
my morning jacket – highly suspicious

NEXT MOVIE – thank you for smoking (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427944)
NEXT MOVIE – edmund (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443496)
NEXT SONG – smoking songs

That’s How You Get Ants

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caleb discovered several ways that you can GET ANTS. also he has a tidying-up marathon with door fix, garage org, and composing busy work!! and some sad news about speedgaming live. hey though, are people trying to enter rafe’s place?! and rafe made her own LMNT because she’s crazy. try it out! you can make your own LMNT, too.
https://science.drinklmnt.com/electrolytes/best-homemade-electrolyte-drink-for-dehydration/

2,500 mg sodium chloride (for 1,000 mg sodium)
385 mg potassium chloride (for 200 mg potassium)
390 mg magnesium malate OR 450 mg di-magnesium malate (for 60 mg magnesium)

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: online hangouts
low: copilot powershell

calab’s high-low
high: labor day bbq
low: near panic attack

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what are your fav mutant enemy creations? (firefly, buffy, angel, dollhouse, agents of shield, dr horrible, cabin in the woods) – this was inspired by a recent re-watch of firefly and subsequent sadness over its short run, as is the custom.
– who is your archenemy that you don’t podcast with
– did yall see the chase bank error stuff? check kiting is a tiktok trend
– how do you know when trouble is good trouble?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – in enemy hands (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316824)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.25/10
MOVIE – reversable errors (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382944)
caleb 5.25/10
rafe 5.25/10
SONG – songs beginning with the letter E
seven lions & so below – every time

NEXT MOVIE – cellular (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337921)
NEXT MOVIE – sahara (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318649)
NEXT SONG – suh songs

A Series of Fortunate Events

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there’s gonna be a oasis tour?! guess what, it’s too hot. and what’s with playdough sizes these days? caleb finished the 3 body problem and started on the OG dracula. caleb loves this mexican cuisine chef that started on PBS! he’s going to make sushi and STEAK for the next final fantasy randomizer’s next race on sept 29, 3pm eastern. stay tuned for more!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ninja sex party
low: chocolate

calab’s high-low
high: productive
low: freezer not freezing

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is the most classy way to leave a job
– you’re so vain, you probably think this topic’s about you
– nudes or noods?
– favorite comfort food. bonus if it helpful for a sore throat
– tortas or chimichangas?
– how does america overcome the disparity in judicial treatment of underserved communities in terms of sentencing and recidivism, largely caused by wealth inequality and the subsequent lack of access to properly focused and robust legal representation?
– some people just aren’t meant to be in their chosen profession.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE 1 – seabiscuit (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329575)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 7/10
MOVIE 2 – spartan (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360009)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.25/10
SONG – one word songs beginning with the letter S
five iron frenzy – spartan

Art of a Hit

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uh oh, caleb has a garbage house. but also he and the scientist got to go to the “art of a hit” movie premiere! check out the “art of a hit” trailer on youtube here: https://youtu.be/72XnW1QoD_Q. you can also watch a short interview with some of the cast from “art of a hit” here: https://youtu.be/mVQaOndrcZM.

rafe continues to hate on too much technology in cars. read this rolling stone article so you, too, can hate on self-driving cars. caleb got a HOFFEE COFFEE shirt and it is awesome!

get ready for the NINJA SEX PARTY DIGITAL SHOW. MASTERSTROKES aug 24 & 25. https://www.ninjasexparty.com/
BRUCE WILLIS PROTOCOL IS A GO. WE ARE GO FOR BRUCE WILLIS PROTOCOL.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: old boss chat
low: leg cramp

calab’s high-low
high: art of a hit premiere
low: garbage everywhere

HOT HOT TOPICS
– have you ever worked with someone who makes you want to start drinking?
– has there been anyone you worked with that didn’t make you want to drink?
– you have a can’t fail get rich scheme that is possibly illegal. who are you roping into your scheme? consent not required for this thought exercise
– if you could steal a sports almanac and go back in time, when would you live? *no making out with relatives required
– are there more doors or wheels in the world? (stolen from borque)

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – stealing sinatra (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311863)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.25/10
SONG – favorite sinatra
moonlight serenade

NEXT MOVIE 1 – seabiscuit (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329575)
NEXT MOVIE 2 – spartan (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360009)
NEXT SONG – one word songs beginning with the letter S

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