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Body Shaming Coins

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the perfect productivity app doesn’t exist. $1.6bil mega millions was claimed in florida. bob menendez (NJ senator democrat) accepted bribes from egypt an blocked passing of a law that would have strengthened regulations of foreign influence/lobbying in DC. what a piece of shit. but at least there are BEAR CAMS. https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/river-watch-brown-bear-salmon-cams

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: rukusan bear cam
low: chest pain

caleb’s high-low
high: baseball 40-40 club
low: the scientist bummer day

HOT HOT TOPICS
– shaving every day for work is a bummer.
– how many inappropriate things have I said to either of you? context: I’m going to rehab in 2 weeks, literally, I may not remember things I’ve said to either of you
– is it finally time we did away with the penny?
– should we get rid of the paper dollar and switch to a one dollar coin?
– looking out for your best interests is peramount. however, it doesn’t hurt to sacrifice for others every once in a while.
– why is everyone still struggling despite such great economic indicators? (hint, its corporate greed)
– if you could.change one thing about your podcast partner, what would it be? be creative!
– what’s a strongly held opinion you have changed?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – things change (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096259)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – change
ben folds five – don’t change your plans

NEXT MOVIE – homicide (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102048)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is religion and caleb is murder

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Baseball, Book Clubs, and Billy

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rafe’s on vacation! billy is the new rafe! he doesn’t hate caleb. there are lengthy talks of baseball, musical book clubs, and dating life updates!

HIGH LOWS
billy’s high-low
high: upcoming travel!
low: turning 40

caleb’s high-low
high: upcoming wedding!
low: bandage wounds cont.

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why are tiny things so hard to clear off tables?
– what is the one hht that will satisfy caleb’s craving?
– when changing habits, is it better to go cold turkey or ramp up/down? asking for a fattie
– which is the hottest pokémon?
– i’m flying again in 5 days, how do you do that without 12 hour delays
– candy corn — yes or no
– why does handcrafted stuff cost 2 arms and 3 legs?
– how many times do you try to take a good selfie before giving up?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – going berserk (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085603)
caleb 2.5/10
billy n/a
SONGS – going berserk

NEXT MOVIE – little shop of horrors (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091419)
NEXT SONGS – shopping or horrors

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Work is Too Worky (feat. Lucas)

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is rafe slacking on her witch duties? is lucas moving to thailand!!!? is job too jobby?!?!?!? WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT TOGETHER.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup
low: maybe a boy, maybe a tire

lucas’ high-low
high: weight bet & hockey
low: hamster wheel

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you think I should I do what the meme says today, give me a HELL YEAH! (today is 3:16; drink beer. give stunners)
– is it ever a bad time to raise hot hot topics?
– would posting this sign at my desk be “creating a hostile work environment”? (warning: to avoid serious injury, don’t tell me how to do my job!)
– at what hour does overtime flip from ugh to LOL WHEEE
– WHY DID ALL OF MY SHIT CHOOSE THE WEEK WE HAVE UNEXPECTED FAMILY STAYING TO BREAK
– dani is awesome
– today is day 6 straight of eating ice cream for lunch, what’s the longest you have eaten the same thing day after day?
– have you ever tried to be subtle about something and the other person broadcast it for everyone? what’s your most embarrassing moment like that?
– how do I make it to 245?
– how do y’all feel about the NL DH?
– is alex anthopoulos’s brain really this big? RIP freddie freeman. hello matt olson and his 8yr deal
– should you look up information before yelling at a nice old lady and making her cry or just go ham and very poorly cover your tracks after the fact? also does being on 30 day probation affect your decision making on this
– is watching your kids while you have gastrointestinal issues a bad vacation or the worst vacation?
– has spring sprung?
– is cottage cheese a liquid or a solid
– it has been zero days since our office was subpoenaed for a murder trial
– today we’re having ice cream for dinner (edited to add the appetizer: mini frosted donuts) – what are you eating for dinner?
– fizzle is awesome
– (GOLD STAR) what seasonal or limited time food item do you look forward to most? (think oreo flavors, holiday snacks, etc.)
– zodiac fortunes shape some people’s day. what would a zodiac sign based on your personality look like or act like? bonus points for a cool name.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the equalizer (2014) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455944)
rafe 5/10
lucas 7/10
SONGS – equal songs

NEXT MOVIE – the magnificent seven (2016) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2404435)
NEXT SONGS – seven

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Death Threats

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caleb headlines with so many updates, like family, food, traveling, more food, baseball stuff, and sad stuff about camps. rafe complains a bit about work and the third star wars trilogy.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: health?

caleb’s high-low
high: baby
low: grocery store

HOT HOT TOPICS
– can we cancel summer?
– why are all geese assholes? don’t they know we have to deal with covid and we don’t need their bullshit?
– wouldn’t it be gander-shit not bull-shit?
– why is healthy food more expensive than shitty food
– what are the raccoons planning?
– why in the holy fuck did the power company here schedule a planned power outage to do maintenance in fucking July???
– what is the optimal location for a light source for a bad zoom call
– if you were rolling a character for real life, what personality traits would you pick if you intended to be successful?
– your mom’s coming to visit. what do you clean first? What do you ignore?
– what’s the worst angle for your webcam during a zoom meeting?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – serving sarah (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261289)
caleb 3/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – serving WAR
offspring – the future is now

NEXT MOVIE – catch me if you can (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264464)
NEXT SONGS – being caught

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