Tag Archive for beard

I Got Socks

QUICK HITS
caleb and his beard. and socks. the limited song premiere! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm87RIISMtQ
The Limited – All I Gotta Say
all in all a good week kind of maybe.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: the limited single
low: can opener

caleb’s high-low
high: beard
low: broken glass

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is your favorite animated movie?
– who are some actors and/or singers who are well past their prime but are still amazing?
– best boy band in the western world (taking the bts army out of the equation here, haha)
– a birthday is one day a year where you should be all about yourself.
– I had a cheat day from my diet last week and decided I wanted a cream filled donut. instead they gave me a custard filled donut, and I don’t like custard. I didn’t realize until after I left the bakery. should I have gone back? what would you have done in this situation?
– apparently its so hot here that the football game will be in the morning during school
– what’s the classiest skeleton or skull to own? are casts acceptable substitutes?

WILLIAM H. MACY
NEXT MOVIE – the cradle will fall (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085376)
caleb 3.5/10
rafe 3/10
NEXT SONGS – youth
enya – na laetha geal m’Óige (na la ha gael mullgae)

NEXT MOVIE – boy who loved trolls (1984) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086996)
NEXT SONGS – boy band

Owning the Weirdness

QUICK HITS
more talk about the face vibrator. rafe has a lot of feelings about emails and being overly wordy. she’s almost set on her windows 10 machine… yeah… she talks a bit about bert kreischer. caleb gives his opinion on how to send proper emails. he goes through his haircut experience and his beard. tying shoes the right way, and taking the knot. they also talk about some weird childhood anime.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: date/fizzle
low: international shipping/insecure men

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d
low: weightloss

HOT HOT TOPICS
– dolph lundgren is on cameo – what would you ask him?
– if the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, does the drizzle in Brazil make everything wet for rizzle?
– can rafe sing the blues? I’d like to ask her for some happy news, as the song goes.
– is a deadline really a deadline if it has fluid movement
– how long can a nap go before it becomes just sleeping?
– a man ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. will we finally get an answer to the age old question?
– should I follow my childhood dream and become a professional twitch sings streamer?
– plate of shrimp

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – cruel intentions 2 (2000) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0196267)
caleb 2/10
rafe 2/10
SONGS – cruelty WAR
eisley – telescope eyes (EP version)

NEXT MOVIE – hamilton on disney+
NEXT SONGS – non-hamilton musical

Don’t Deny Me My Happiness

rafe is WAY TOO LOUD when this episode starts. but then she settles the fuck down. jfc rafe get your shit together you are a MESS. then caleb forces her to carry the entire podcast for about a minute. at least she has kiss cams to make her feel better. caleb has a lot going on but can’t give specifics and it turns into a weird frustrating game. then caleb remembers having a conversation with rafe that never happened. and stuff about pyramid schemes! also losing weight! then the dumpster kitties make an appearance and caleb has to go take care of them. they talk a bit about negative energies, anti-vaxxers, and accepting happiness. nice. and a little update about keith parker jones! rafe laughs a bit at ariana grande and gets some humble pie. and then she gets way to animated about non-traditional breakfast. the stumble over how to best explain the alan rickman movie, mesmer. it’s… it’s a trip, guys. then they do songs about hypnosis. rafe interrupts everything to bring up lumbersexuality. also and adorable kitten harassing a beard. caleb wonders about people who are animated while gaming and rafe is sad she doesn’t have more gary in her life. she also makes caleb read a post from gary in a horrible scotch accent. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in an awfully big adventure and competing with their songs. caleb is big and rafe is awful. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded January 10, 2017

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