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Statement Pants

QUICK HITS
caleb and his apple stories, amirite? now it’s the airpods! and what’s this about the civil war movie? rafe ate bad bread! taxes suck. the word of the week is BANNOCK DEVICE. you know, the thing that measures your feet and the shoe store.

caleb and fizzle will be doing a final fantasy randomizer show!! and fuckin chinos, man.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: spirit city: lofi sessions
low: turbo tax UGH

caleb’s high-low
high: home stuff
low: airpod amazon theft

HOT HOT TOPICS
– there hasn’t been a lot going on in get-fit-or-die-trying and I hope people are staying healthy.
– have you ever thought you were average or below average at something only to find out you’re actually well above the norm and were just utterly oblivious?
– would you work an extra hour a day if you were allowed a 2 hour nap during the work day, where no one can disturb you?
– what is the worst accommodation you’ve ever stayed in temporarily or while traveling? last weekend I stayed in an airbnb I’m convinced was incredibly haunted with the ghost of orgies past. on account of the amount of cuck chairs in each bedroom.
– belt loops! because of my weight loss, I’ve had to buy a bunch of new clothes. pants only have five belt loops now as opposed to seven or eight. it is different and difficult to get used to when putting on a belt.

WILLIAM H. MACY
NEXT MOVIE – jerry and tom (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120867)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6.5/10
NEXT SONG – rafe is tom and caleb is jerry
catatonia and space – the ballad of tom jones

NEXT MOVIE – the con (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119865)
NEXT SONG – songs that have “con” in them

Waiting…

caleb has sleep deprivation due to a new member of his household. rafe goes over her thanksgiving with brony’s family and caleb makes fun of her. brony got sick. rafe’s been powering through hemlock grove and enjoying it. caleb watched the trailer for captain america: civil war but rafe didn’t bwahahaha. caleb is excited about a tremors TV show and not about some movie spoilers. also a small updating on fantastic four. rafe talks about farm fear and caleb keeps abruptly changing the topic, this time to star wars. caleb teaches rafe about sessioning. caleb nerds a bit about d&d with his brothers. they watched waiting this week, which both had seen before, and caleb remembers an old show called con. the music this week was inspired by FOREIGNERS?! caleb sings a song from a musical. it’s pretty magical. rafe talks about a savior clown for her bright place and caleb talks clown college. next time, sasquatch gang and songs by people with mullets! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded November 29, 2015