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Serious Moonlight

first world problems and a giveaway start off this exciting podcast episode. rafe complains a lot. about sinks. rafe also gets scared about the future. caleb gives her a ton of shit and makes jokes because otherwise this show would be crap. then rafe complains about the shower. caleb got published! first author! and we went on dates. like, multiple dates. there was the crazy one, the disappointed one, and the okay one. he’s like the goldilocks of dating. other than that we find out how mean caleb is. caleb listened to sam rockwell on the wtf podcast. they watched serious moonlight with justin long and the overall opinion is – well, you’ll just have to listen. they did songs about serious and light. rafe gets a little passive-aggressive! and then gushes about jake stormoen and his lovely patreon. next time, they’re going to watch a sam rockwell movie!!! don verdean. and songs about spirituality and stuff. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 5, 2016

Tinder Swipes

rafe hates lollipop for andriod (it’s the worst). caleb and rafe bring light into everyone’s life by quoting the GI joe PSAs and caleb basically recaps how he works every day. caleb is not good with hearing good news. more adventures with the kitten, and adventures with rafe judging people on tinder. she and caleb rewrite his tinder profile and do more judging. rafe logs back into okcupid which is a bad idea. picking apart tinder profiles is a good idea, though. #nofatties. hey, castlevania guy is doing a new video game called bloodstained!! it almost makes up for the horrible sam rockwell movie. thankfully, they get to say a bad word a lot because it’s their song theme this week. rafe talks about a an alaskan litter of kittens for the bright place and caleb fucks around on dictionary.com. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded May 19, 2015

Brony Hates Rafe

as the title says, brony hates rafe… well, certain things about rafe. so mean. caleb makes everything better by being nathan explosion again. and he tries to get rafe to move to maryland. rafe recaps the latest work week, and caleb complains about himself talking. caleb goes a bit to a dark place when discussing memories with rafe. rafe saw allen and of course played an awesome card game (smash up). caleb makes rafe watch the video where his wrist pins come out and FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. you can watch the video here. they talk about weird sitting positions while in the restroom, and hair, and DRAGON WARRIORS. caleb talks about dates. they watched charlie’s angels for their sam rockwell movie, which was pretty disappointing… fuck you, pressure plating. the songs of the week were pretty disappointing, as well (just like the year 2000) along with rafe’s singing. but caleb keeps it rolling with hilarious wartime stories. and then he’s a total dickkkkk while talking about the next movie and song theme. speaking of dicks, get this dick off my back. UM ANYWAY rafe wants your bright places. email her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 16, 2015

We Should Have Done Drugs

rafe and caleb fantasize how a girl scout war would end and rafe gives a brony update. both of them catch up on their weeks and rafe has a fan!!! they have so much in common. rafe demands emails (seriously you should email her. she needs to know you care). caleb grosses out rafe with disgusting sexual actions that are best left in the darkest corners of urbandictionary. he makes some pretty awful noises so be prepared. they reminisce over childhood snacks. rafe bristles at assigning a title to her relationship and caleb chastises rafe for being controlling. also funny stuff about preparing to suck the D. caleb makes fun of rafe’s bright place and they get sidetracked by final fantasy 7’s battle music. rafe complains about work and they talk about their sam rockwell movie, better living through chemistry, which reminds caleb of some weird restroom happenings. he also nerds out over little connections between different movies. rafe decides to socially experiment on any kids she has. they did science for their songs of the week. this episode ends on a weird note as rafe comes to terms with being spoken for. and rafe is still working on getting those giveaway prizes to everyone. she hasn’t forgotten you!! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded January 25, 2015

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