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It’s the Bear Show

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FAT BEAR WEEK APPROACHES. are you prepared?!?! https://explore.org/fat-bear-week

seriously though, fuck uber eats. even following all their rules, they don’t want to refund or try to get your food to you. rafe read some good news! maybe we can do more do trap carbon. maybe. read more about equatic’s carbon removal here.

caleb might have an allergy disease, but he got a lot done this week like painting, going to oktoberfest, visiting his favorite book shop, and continuing his monster books. he drops a great frankenstein quote.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: temperature drop
low: uber eats

calab’s high-low
high: paint and beer
low: funeral & sick

HOT HOT TOPICS
– it’s officially fall / autumn! (for many of us). what do you look forward to most this time of year? do you have any traditions or comforts you dust off this time of year?
– chili or pumpkin spice?
– why can’t parents chill the fuck out? just had to have an all parents meeting for a kids softball team because a parent (in earshot of the umpire) said that “the other team must be sucking off the ump”
– why are there xmas decorations?!? I hate corporate culture!! let me enjoy things before sucking the last change from my pocket
– why won’t my body let me sleep? waking up at 430 is for crazy people who get home before 10 pm
– why does everything have to be a subscription now? bmw are now charging a monthly subscription fee to use the seat warmers and auto hi-beam dimming in new cars.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – doogal (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0763304)
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 3/10
MOVIE – bobby (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0308055)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6/10
SONG – dead kennedys
california uber alles

NEXT MOVIE – wild hogs (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486946)
SKIPPED – THANKS APPLETV everyone’s hero (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430779)
NEXT MOVIE – inland empire (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460829)
NEXT SONG – crisis

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Finding Yourself With Wood

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how kind are you to customer service people? caleb gives spoiler-free reviews of guillermo del toro’s pinocchio and d&d, caleb has wood dreams, and bad dreams, and rafe goes on a rant about being nice to people. and taxes, amirite?

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: found myself
low: taxes

caleb’s high-low
high: m&m’s
low: bad dream

HOT HOT TOPICS
– could the tech bros stop trying to get robots to write papers and just get some godsdamned cleaning bots to market beyond vacuuming?
– how early in the week is too early to be done with the week and want it to just be over?
– what’s the best fruit/veggie to add to water?
– when someone else’s kid gets on the spiny thing at the playground do I keep going mach 3 like when my daughter was on it solo or do I tone it down
– I will never understand austin texas, or the entire states of california and ohio.
– why is a high Luck stat considered good when it doesnt specify good or bad luck?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – masters of menace (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100119)
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 2.5/10
SONGS – menacing

NEXT MOVIE – the rescuers down under (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100477)
NEXT SONGS – australian bands

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Dying to Learn a New Skill

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eat glass, get ass. not to bring everyone down, but rafe just learned about samuel little, who confessed to killing 93 people, targeting people who wouldn’t be missed. caleb had good news with the patio and game night! but also really sad stuff, too.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: snow day
low: spiritfarer

caleb’s high-low
high: bra search – pepper
low: fulfilling life

HOT HOT TOPICS
– one of us always lies; the other one only tells lies. is this relationship too toxic for us to safely guard these doors?
– what’s the best way to cover a complex topic with multiple unrelated pieces of information and why is it “in absolutely no order whatsoever while also breaking topics into chunks, with the first chunk being a preview of the second chunk”
– CEU’s are the worst, but dani is the best
– it is OK to not be OK
– why are adults so bad at the telephone game?
– why are adults so mad at the telephone game?
– self sabotage >
– why are addicts so sad at the telephone shame?
– rupert is buying me a new phone
– how much are hearing aids?
– who should this email be sent to? and no, you can’t send it to anyone the email is relevant to

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – really weird tales (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093829)
caleb 3.5/10
rafe 3.5/10
SONGS – weird songs
sifl & olly – weird day

NEXT MOVIE – spaceballs (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is BALLS. caleb is SPACE.

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My Body is a Motel Six

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up and up bandages fucking suck! caleb worries about his back, talks baseball, and a bit on d&d. rafe asks too many questions and has added even MORE words of the week!?!? also twitchcon injuries in the twitchcon 2022 foam pit, yikes.

hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lashes walk
low: a mess

caleb’s high-low
high: double d&d
low: cyst/bandages

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why does amazon insist on sending you ‘resealable packaging’ bags but then always put the nearly indestructable shipping label over the perferated tear here point so that you can retain the bag for returns?
– how hot is too hot? 100°, 90°, 80°
– how late do you prefer your doctor: 1 hour, 1.5 hours, or 2.5 hours?
– when you run out of PTO why doesnt the work place offer UPTO. like i feel miserable, talking makes it worse and that is my job, why cant i take the time off and not be paid and not be reprimanded for being ill?
– why do beds have to be so comfy 24/7?
– why is everybody ignoring me and my dog pictures? do you think it has something to do with the office network being down and everybody scrambling to come up with ways to do their jobs without access to health records for the 24 patients waiting to see us this morning? or am I just being discriminated against?
– when is a time you’ve been backstabbed at work, or which one hurt the worst (e.g. one of the reasons I enjoy working alone (so I can backstab myself??))
– would you rather have a bunch of short dates with different people, or fewer longer dates with the same person?
– how much is too much to spend on anything disney… and is there a cap?
– why does everything discriminate against single people? food packages, cruise pricing, 2 for 1 deals, etc. holidays, commercials. where’s my half priced solo cabin in the woods with one steak and on dessert? whens my holiday?
– on a lighter, less ragey note… whats your favorite weird holiday? e.g. national red velvet waffle day, national chicken nacho week, etc.
– why does puberty twice sound like a band name?
– what is it about being bad that increases longevity? why is it that only the good die young?
– what’s the benefit to having children, besides free labor and beer retrieval?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – national lampoon’s vacation (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085995)
caleb 2/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – vacation

NEXT MOVIE – going berserk (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085603)
NEXT SONGS – berserk

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