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UWU Just For You-uwu

QUICK HITS
baby voice battle, will rafe ever forgive dell for the way they treated the G15? has caleb gotten all the work stuff sorted? probably not. also what are you doing, step ladder-san?!?! and caleb gets so many allergy shots. they get a little sad about school shootings. uwu for you-uwu.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: love after world domination
low: people in my goddamn fucking personal space

caleb’s high-low
high: pay raise
low: going to work

HOT HOT TOPICS
– smashed burger or stuffed burger? and stuffed with what?
– breakfast sausage is overrated.
– why did I just develop a bad cough 3 days before my daughter’s first birthday party? can I cancel the party, or should I just quarantine in fiji while the party proceeds?
– how do I convince the owner/roommate that the other roommate no longer meshes with our way of living and needs to go?
– you had two weeks of day work on a project. this project determines whether you pass or fail. what percent of kids actually turn it in?
– why was your guess at least double the actual percent?
– how many kids need to needlessly die at school before we say not every wahoo needs a gun?
– how the crap am I supposed to follow that up?
– what’s the best simpsons quote to use as a medical treatment plan and why is it “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”
– why is purposefully triggering someone with PTSD the fault of the person with PTSD? and when called out on hoping someone’s house burns down, can you think of a better play to defend yourself than “I wasn’t joking I legitimately hope their house burns down in a wildfire because it’s ugly.”
– saga: moving to israel to escape gun violence: big brain or BIGGEST BRAIN?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – airheads (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109068)
caleb 8.75/10
rafe 8.5/10
SONGS – rafe is air; caleb is head
bach – air for g string

NEXT MOVIE – billy madison (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112508)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is billy and caleb is school