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Puberty Two

QUICK HITS

rafe is taking care of herself and caleb is mad about clothes. but there were some good times at g&m and the office in maryland. also a word of the week and a shakespeare quote!
hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: HOT DOGS
low: email chains

caleb’s high-low
high: ren faire
low: armpits & shoes

HOT HOT TOPICS
– it has been [4] days since we fired someone for taking nude selfies in the bathroom.
– what is your favorite trash movie? bad but you still love it anyway
– how early is too early to start a fight you proceed to lose badly?
– aaaahhhhh I’m moving this weekend AHHHHHHHH
– pumpkin things or apple things for autumn?
– would it be better to live in a fantasy world or a sci-fi world?
– do you have your realID or passport yet?
– is rafe posting these hot, hot topics as a way of low-key expressing her disappointment in us for not coming up with any?
– how do I email a permanent warm hug
– giving people what they want is much harder than giving them what they don’t want, and they get even more mad when you do
– who is the best disney villain?
– have you ever been truly satisfied? either with something you did, or something someone else did for you

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – heavy metal (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3.5/10
SONGS – heavy metal songs
beartooth – in between

NEXT MOVIE – national lampoon’s vacation (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085995)
NEXT SONGS – vacation

Rafe vs. Caleb: Weight Loss Challenge

rafe is having underarm issues and caleb is wayyyy too busy. he has a lot going on, like trying to get a job and graduate. rafe is trying to come to terms with with fat, which spawns a fantastic idea/competition. they discuss the best ways to be lazy, and some of rafe’s likes and dislikes. caleb is proud about his drink-making skills and embarrassed about how much he drinks… it’s pretty awesome. they talk about cinco de mayo and rafe goes into great detail about how much she dislikes groups of people. this week, they talk about alan rickman in the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy and do songs about robots. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in harry potter and the goblet of fire. caleb will do songs about cups and rafe will do songs about fire. should be a good time for everyone. and probably more talk about a weight loss competition. give us your ideas for winner and loser! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded May 9, 2017