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Robotic Wrist Implants

wow, rafe really struggles through figuring out a movie character. best awkward start ever. caleb is on drugs. super mellow caleb. he relives his days with doctors regarding his brokenness. caleb gets an award (maybe) and still has a chance to go to college in stl (maybe). rafe wants to write a song. caleb gets sappy about valentine’s day. rafe gives a quick update with the DRAGON WARRIORS premier timeline, and talks about her broken bone. caleb’s mom has been super nice and caleb laughs at rafe running into a wall. side note: 3yr old rafe was wrapped in a papoose, and her head restrained by someone. she wasn’t held down by four or five people. caleb takes the floor even more with explaining what’s going to happen with his wrist and car, then the two of them talk about the sam rockwell movie and debate keira knightley’s breast size… and talk about songs and growing up. and WOW caleb basically did a poetry reading with all the lyrics he recited. next movie and songs picked, as well! gary sent in a happy dog story, too. and rafe wants your bright places. email her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded February 15, 2015

Rafe Buys a Date

let’s talk about online beaus and their sexy summer bods. let’s talk about rafe spending an exorbitant amount of money to get a date with an actor (and also to support DRAGON WARRIORS even more). let’s talk about sex, baby. let’s talk about you and me. let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things…
… sorry, got carried away. caleb makes fun of rafe, reaffirming her hatred for him. they briefly talk about star wars episode seven and the already-developed universe versus future movie plots. SNAPCHAT. caleb is old and doesn’t understand new technology. dinosaurs. heartfelt music. kirby powers. rafe stuttering. thor fanfiction. one of the all-time best movies sam rockwell has been in to date: galaxy quest. basically they talk about the most random shit and somehow it all made sense.

originally recorded May 18, 2014

Here Goes Nothing

welcome to the first ever episode of our podcast. like most first things, it’s kind of awkward. the sound quality is wonky because rafe is overpowering in all things and caleb forgot to accommodate. also internet connection. what’s this episode about? we review our first sam rockwell movie (glory daze), list our top three songs of the week (found here), and mention AIDS. rafe talks about online dating, comics she hasn’t read, and kickstarter (specifically DRAGON WARRIORS). caleb talks about being an angry man who loves food.

in celebration of our shiny new podcast we’re going to offer you a chance to win LootCrate’s exclusive Groot Pop!bobblehead (seen here). you’ll qualify for the drawing if you follow either @kaesechan or @Originalcaleb on twitter AND retweet our podcast tweet. drawing will end on September 13, 2014 at midnight central time. we’ll draw for a winner on September 14, 2014 and that winner will have one week to respond to accept the Groot.
in layman’s terms:
1. follow @kaesechan or @Originalcaleb
2. RT rafe hates caleb episode tweet
3. ???
4. chance for glowy Groot
5. sign up for lootcrate here (optional but awesome!)

hey by the way, while joking around, caleb says genital warts is curable but it’s not. there’s a vaccine available that will protect a person (males AND females) from the most common strains of HPV. take care of yourselves, sexually active individuals!

originally recorded May 11, 2014

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