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Finding Yourself With Wood

QUICK HITS
how kind are you to customer service people? caleb gives spoiler-free reviews of guillermo del toro’s pinocchio and d&d, caleb has wood dreams, and bad dreams, and rafe goes on a rant about being nice to people. and taxes, amirite?

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: found myself
low: taxes

caleb’s high-low
high: m&m’s
low: bad dream

HOT HOT TOPICS
– could the tech bros stop trying to get robots to write papers and just get some godsdamned cleaning bots to market beyond vacuuming?
– how early in the week is too early to be done with the week and want it to just be over?
– what’s the best fruit/veggie to add to water?
– when someone else’s kid gets on the spiny thing at the playground do I keep going mach 3 like when my daughter was on it solo or do I tone it down
– I will never understand austin texas, or the entire states of california and ohio.
– why is a high Luck stat considered good when it doesnt specify good or bad luck?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – masters of menace (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100119)
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 2.5/10
SONGS – menacing

NEXT MOVIE – the rescuers down under (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100477)
NEXT SONGS – australian bands

Dream Team

QUICK HITS
caleb has so many “fuckin” things to talk about! the stores, homeowner things like water heaters, and sleep. sleep? dreams! caleb and rafe both share dreams! rafe kills gnats and caleb kills a water heater. caleb runs into k-pop fangirls! we also learn another shakepearean quote and have a word of the week. come join our discord for movie night and more weird behavior!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: solo leveling
low: gnats/trash can

caleb’s high-low
high: dropout gameshow
low: sunday blah day

HOT HOT TOPICS
– you ever do the right thing, then nothing go as smoothly as expected?
– if your body is telling you to slow down, you’ll either listen or it will make you listen.
– how’s hospital food? I wouldn’t know, they never gave me any…
– do you let the love of your life die, or do you let the super cute innocent hostage die? or is this just a reason to not delete d-mail and mess with the timelines?
– how early is too early to celebrate a holiday? asking for a traditional person in a retail centered world
– can we, like, turn off the sun for a bit? not permanently, but just for, say, an hour a day or something. It’d probably help everyone with their bills, too!
– how do you celebrate a health win without eating food or spending lots of money?
– when’s the last time you watched your coworkers dumpster dive?

JOHN CANDY
NEXT MOVIE – 1941 (1979) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078723)
caleb 4.1/10
rafe 3.5/10
NEXT SONGS – 1941 songs
billie holiday – all of me (also nofx)

NEXT MOVIE – the courage of kavik, the wolf dog (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080566/)
NEXT SONGS – wolves

Shrinking Tables

gary grabbing the herr’s creamy ranch habanero chips and rafe’s never seen them?!?!
blues won because rafe wore a hoodie to bed
rafe had a weird dream
rafe likes radler “beer”
out of body oil

rafe’s high-low
high: letterkenny
low: girl shoes

caleb’s high-low
high: family time
low: gunshots! emergency room! hertz! :O

MOVIE – child of darkness, child of light (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101576)
“same secrecy as before” investigating the second girl. imagine this now, everyone posting on insta or going on ellen.
“I’m most like a cop. a church cop” like the worst combination.
who the fuck gets on a roof? and ties a noose?!?!
there will be two births. both girls both 15…. why would there be a preggo boy?
rafe 3.7/10
caleb 3.5/10
SONGS – caleb is light and rafe is dark
chvrches – follow “I will come to you and follow you through the dark”

NEXT MOVIE – dogfight (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101748)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is games rafe is ugly

QUESTION!

17. what is your most treasured memory?
caleb: basic training graduation
rafe: meeting her baby niece

SPOOKTACULAR 2017

colors, soda, and beer. everything that screams SPOOKTACULAR!! caleb regales the audience with a weird dream, then rafe and caleb take turns reading creepy stories from huffington post and buzzfeed. ugh. also a reddit post about a scary story in five words or less. good stuff! caleb drinks and burps a lot, and then they talk about bruce willis in death becomes her in basically the longest review/summary ever. good luck, everyone! rafe tries to keep things on track by insisting they go over their spooky death songs. HAPPY HALLOWEEN, ALL!! next week, it’s back to good old bruce willis in die hard. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded October 22, 2017

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