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Josh Hates Rafe

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there may not be a caleb, but there’s a retrotainmnt! we’ve got a bit of everything: anime rants, instapot bullshit, criterion movies, dick jousting, new bed big fig, fat shaming, and congrats to mari for her next step in life with college! oh also, the best wishing time, PBJ, keto fries, winter weather, another covid-19 shutdown, and the subreddit shrinkflation. josh also picked kinks starting with the letter the J.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: powerful at work
low: glamper withdrawal

josh’s high-low
high: officiating caleb’s marriage
low: car windshield

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when are they gonna invent the thing that takes all these chip fragments at the bottom of the bag and reforms them into real actual chips and not handfuls of shame and spicy nacho dust
– how long did you think about that phrasing before you decided to roll with it?
– shitty kitchen utensils and cookware are a safety hazard. I may have given myself first degree burns cooking bacon. who do I send my concerns to?
– caves. existential crisis about early graves or nah?
– how do I fill the wote-shaped hole in my heart?
– is it appropriate to suggest two people charge at each other in order to plug people-shaped holes in one of them?
– who makes the best joggers that don’t stretch out at the knees?
– how much would it cost to replace my entire lawn with moss?
– if you die and get cremated, in what brand of coffee can would you like your ashes stored?
– what is the best food to eat at a post-funeral meal (assuming it isn’t your funeral)?
– why have a bbq place if you’re only open one day per week?
– if you order pizza that is rated the best in a local touristy area not typically known for its pizza, where are your expectations?
– oreo O’s are a terrible cereal that are not at like oreos
– is the fact my nephew and his friends were playing “among us but in real life” coming full circle or an indictment of the oral transmission of games like werewolf and mafia?
– should I escape reality by immersing myself in dramatic readings of AI-based civilization games?

QUESTION

13. if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
rafe: where am I going to live?
josh: will my marriage last?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – doubt (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0918927)
rafe 6/10
josh 7/10
SONGS – no doubt war
sunday morning

NEXT MOVIE – night at the museum: battle of the smithsonian (2009) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1078912
NEXT SONGS – smith BATTLE

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SPOOKTACULAR 2020

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a great special guest, the scientist, joins rafe and caleb to talk about SPOOKY stuff on this SPOOKTACULAR episode. lots of talk about horror movies, halloween growing up, and tons of candy. there are also kinks starting with the letter B which rafe loves.

HALLOWEEN HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high:
low: lost senses and attacked

caleb’s high-low
high: slow build suspense
low: body torture

the scientist’s high-low
high: pure evil
low: dumb people

HALLOWEEN HOT HOT TOPICS
– if we run out of greek letters, how should we name hurricanes?
– what’s the best candy bar, and why is it anything other than an almond joy? also, why do the mini versions of kitkats taste better than the regular sized versions?
– why do the miniature reese’s seem to have more peanut butter than the regular ones?
– what’s the best way to leverage being killed by a sammich live on the internet into a subway sponsorship deal
– what was your favorite costume as a kid? and if you were to dress up as an adult what would your costume be?
– what was the last thing that scared you?
– what was the worst dream you had that you remember?
– best and worst candy to get while trick or treating?
– is it acceptable to love your grandkids and mickey mouse equally?
– have you ever been somewhere that gave you the creeps or caused you to experience something that you still can’t explain to this day? if so, what was it?
– if johnny cash was the man in black, would you be the man/woman in what color?
– best giant robot costume or stupid 80’s bullshit
– is the gate the greatest children’s horror film of all time?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – SPOOKTACULAR sam rockwell in trolls world tour (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6587640
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
the scientist 3/10
NEXT SONGS – tour war
of montreal – my british tour diary

NEXT MOVIE – miss pettigrew lives for a day (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970468)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is day and caleb is living

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Luclear Energy (feat. Lucas)

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special guest and old friend of rafe and caleb, lucas, visits for this special episode. caleb has a shit ton of things to talk about, like tiktok, braces, food, biscuits, teeth, and vodka. they catch up with lucas and have a great time. they say goodbye and then had to come back for the KINKS!

in case you needed an update, here’s some info about ICE hystorectomies around september 29, 2020

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lucas on the show
low: faaaaaaat

caleb’s high-low
high: biscuits!
low: invisalign

lucas’ high-low
high: hunting
low: employee quit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– where did all the spoons go and how aggressively do I eat this greek yogurt with my face
– better seat: window or aisle
– is an MMO levelling experience really improved by making it so that any 8 year old coked out of their gourd on M&M’s and jones soda can just run around and mash buttons with no resistance whatsoever.
– if you can shower and get dressed within 15 minutes, should you count it as a paid break instead of doing it on your unpaid lunch?
– why is minecraft steve so much fun to play in spite of his janky-ass movement and build-up mechanics?
– if someone’s concept of hell is their own personal heaven then is it hell or heaven?
– would you rather always fail at something and hope to learn from your mistakes or always succeed and learn nothing new?
– what do you think the proper way to use the three seashells was in demolition man?
– when we ACTUALLY have to quarantine all we still complain about how we quarantined without actually quarantining?
– for the guest: who was the better cook between rafe and caleb, and what was your favorite dish they made?

QUESTION

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?
caleb: pictures from your childhood
lucas: nothing. no attachments
rafe: my computer – all my pictures

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – charlie wilson’s war (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472062)\
caleb 8.5/10
rafe 7.8/10
lucas 8.5/10
SONGS – rafe is charlie and caleb is wilson
mallrat – charlie

NEXT MOVIE – sunshine cleaning (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0862846)
NEXT SONGS – CLEANING WAR

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An Enchanted Evening (feat. Chad)

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it’s…… CHAD TIME.
green everything. hair dying. west coast versus bible belt. racist hats. fast food reviews. more talk about the first amy adams movie, drop dead gorgeous. they do kink corner with the letter C, and karaoke talk. find chad on twitch at chadburt.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper park
low: sanitizer cracks

caleb’s high-low
high: two days off
low: sunday’s race

chad’s high-low
high: saturday’s race & popeye’s spicy chicken sandwich
low: expired tuna

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what movie would you risk getting covid to see?
– can a vegan be a vampire?
– what is your favorite reaction gif?
– the asteroid that’s scheduled to hit right before the election, poetic end to 2020 or missed opportunities?
– how does a hopeless introvert like me find true love?
– if we don’t go via asteroids or other means in 2020, do we consider 2021 safer or more dangerous?
– best new BWW flavor (look it up, they have new ones apparently)
– what is the best chaser for bleach?
– how many actual weeks of football will we get before every game is a COVID delayed game
– how many babies do you think will be start to be delivered around December or January as a result of quarantine?
– what is the real final fantasy?
– what is one real world thing you would like to speed run?
– if I have three pumpkins and you have 6 apples, how many pies can we make before we realize we don’t have enough crusts?
– what would be the best real world thing to randomize?
– if you get blue balls when you are denied sex, what color balls do you get when you get surprise sex?
– best and worst seasonal or holiday food?
– if you break your good ankle to match your bad ankle, does that mean you have two bad ankles OR does that you have two good ankles (since they’re good at breaking)
– you own a dream business (that isn’t the podcast) – what is it
– do the albums nevermind and dookie now qualify as oldies?
– would you rather have to wear jeans all summer or shorts all winter?
– what’s the best meat for a taco
– what kind of car should I buy
– just one more: david lee roth or sammy hagar?

QUESTION

5. when did you last sing to yourself? to someone else?
caleb: literally today, with the animals.
chad: six months, car singing.
rafe: literally today.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – enchanted (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0461770)
caleb 8.5/10
rafe 8.25/10
SONGS – fairy tale songs
magnetic fields – long-forgotten fairytale

NEXT MOVIE – charlie wilson’s war (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472062)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is charlie and caleb is wilson

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