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Professional Fluffer Tea Tips

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the long-awaited return of the man himself! rafe is still learning to be a hedge witch, still obsessed with lost ark , but why does her butler look like a hooker? lent starts! time to restrict yourselves for jesus! caleb has started ff mystic quest randomizer made by wildham. go to their website ffmqrando.net and play! new dog? antiwork? so much tea.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: bagpipes
low: brutus got covid

caleb’s high-low
high: drunk music videos
low: pokemon evolution

HOT HOT TOPICS
– will this fucking guy in my work meeting listen to the words coming out of my mouth?
– throw me somethin’, mister?
– how long should I spend trying to git gud my way through a boss fight before I accept that margit the fell omen is a punk ass bitch and I need to go do other shit like “not dying repeatedly”
– how many official work complaints does it take to get to the centre of the “you’re fired for being a workplace impediment” tootsie pop?
– you brought home a gold medal from a newly added olympic sport – what’s the sport?
– what food do you feel is underrated and needs more appreciation?
– a stomach bug should not make you want to die all day. when you stand you just throw up. why is that? am I going to die, for real?
– who is this new voice on the podcast and why does he sound familiar?
– how much lead time should you get before running a class on something you are not trained in?
– how long after work ends do you stop doing work shit? bonus points for negative numbers.
– suppose that I have no intentions of racing FFR at a given time. would it be wrong to ping people to race and then back out as soon as at least two others join?
– with weird al choosing daniel radcliffe to portray him in his upcoming autobiographical film…the real HHT is who would be your actor/actress of choice for the inevitable RaHaCa biopic?
– 99% sure I have covid again (hopefully getting tested tomorrow to find out). if so, what “super power” do you think I’ll acquire this time?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – flight (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1907668)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – flying songs

NEXT MOVIE – 2 guns (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1272878)
NEXT SONGS – 2 “blank” songs

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Simply Having a Wonderful Podcast

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caleb and rafe both had pretty damn good weeks. some wedding stuff, pokemon go community day, and a SUPER SECRET SPECIAL WORK PROJECT. but caleb also had some sucky stuff like migraines and taxes and a covid bummer. rafe had happy times with brony, a new friend, ketokey factory bakery, mistletoe mixup, and OSHA. HAPPY MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: all the good things
low: watching derek

caleb’s high-low
high: pokemon with the furies
low: vitamin d low

HOT HOT TOPICS
– do you want a lot for christmas or is there just one thing you need? do you care about the presents underneath the christmas tree?
– owen wilson
– is mistletoe curable by antibiotics, or is surgery required?
– what was your favorite part of the office christmas party? was it the 20 year old who showed up drunk, the co-worker that got drunk and slept with a sleazy contractor, your office manager almost getting in a fist fight in the casino, the 60 year old RN putting a banana hammock on over his suit, or the grilled cheese and tomato soup shooters?
– what OT level is baby jesus?
– I keep making sure to stay as miserable as possible and remove any possible joy from my life, but for some reason that just makes me more miserable. clearly this is the fault of both capitalism and america.
– my brother is watching my animals over christmas vacation. if my son’s goldfish dies while we’re away, does my brother have to pay for the funeral?
– if santa knows everyone in the world, does he know the identity, and whereabouts of one cotton eye joe? no one seems to know where he came from, or where he went. the manhunt continues.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – man on fire (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328107)
caleb 5.75/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – THREE CHRISTMAS SONGS!!!
angela lansbury – we need a little christmas
transiberian orchestra – wizards in winter
tabernacle choir – hallelujah from handel’s messiah

NEXT MOVIE – the manchurian candidate (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368008)
NEXT SONGS – chinese song

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Better Know Kirito

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we have a lovely guest, kirito, from the final fantasy randomizer community this episode! caleb makes a new army friend. kirito suggests a really good actor for the next movie watch! they talk a bit about disney+ and the new mighty ducks. and anime. and dinosaurs. rafe’s pet rock friend is helping her with sperm. 90-day hard and p90x challenge HAS BEGUN. caleb is back into pokemon and rafe is excited about rumors.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ENERGY
low: boy doesn’t love me

caleb’s high-low
high: ffr reveal stream
low: fucked up the new floor

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why do companies think it’s a good idea to change computer system on a dime one day while giving zero training to anyone in the company on how to use said new system?
– are flamethrowers valid weapons of war, or just the lazy man’s solution to setting others on fire?
– why are visionary engineers as unappreciated as visionary artists? you build one conveyor belt inside a rocky hill and everyone calls you a monster.
– could someone please check in on cate blanchett and make sure she’s okay? because it appears she’s agreed to this: https://imdb.com/title/tt4978420
– what’s one song or song lyric that always fucks you up? (I may have listened to the wrong shit today. lol)
dani’s: “there’s no understanding in miracles when the worst it always comes true. I am the nothing you have saved.”
– once the world stops being coronafucked (if ever) what is the first thing you want to do that you haven’t been able to do the past year?
dani’s: concerts! my god I’ve missed concerts. followed by going to the movies.
– do you turn on the AC in the spring? what’s the proper temp to shudder the windows and enjoy the cold

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – vice (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6266538)
caleb 7/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – vices BATTLE
the cordettes – lollipop (for lucas, thanks for ruining everything)

NEXT MOVIE – zack snyder’s justice league (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12361974)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is league and caleb is justice

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Speaking of Etiquette

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bowel movements require concurrent flushes, as per ladies room etiquette. speaking of etiquette, stop blasting your subs after 9pm in an apartment building. this week, the internet outages. today, the ipad passcode drama. then, the three on call tickets. gewurztraminer to the rescue. and hey, new season of letterkenny to enjoy. but also tinder bullshit?!

rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup was uncharacteristically nice to me
low: 4 coins in pokemon

caleb’s high-low
high: ff randomizer is back together?!?
low: d&d burnout

MOVIE – still breathing (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120211)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
SONGS – rafe and caleb are breathingyellowcard – breathing (ocean avenue 2003)
and I can feel you BREATHINGGGGG

NEXT MOVIE – george of the jungle (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119190) AS IF IT WERE A PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER.
NEXT SONGS – rafe is monkeys and caleb is trees

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