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Laws Are Threats

QUICK HITS
rafe freaks out about politics and caleb brings it up even more!! POLITICAL CORNER BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. also HOA’s are a sham. but hey, we got insults? new word of the week? yes, please.
https://wewererogue.tumblr.com/post/187830447596/compilation-of-shakespearean-insults
https://www.mypigradio.com/some-of-the-best-words-literally-ever

hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: chilly day
low: stoner neighbor

caleb’s high-low
high: baseball tickets
low: fuckin’ HOA

HOT HOT TOPICS
– do you or someone you know suffer from butt migraines
– how do you handle an insubordinate subordinate? I want the best and worst ways lol.
– why do people ask for help with something, and then immediately shut you down when you start trying to help?
– why didn’t you help me? I asked you
– since its wednesday, who qualifies as your dude
– why would fortune 50 company with 100k employees have a heavily used data server with only 32 GB of RAM?
– command master chief at defense language institute gets fired, and reduction in rank, for sexually harrassing/assaulting at least 2 of his subordinates. your thoughts on upper level management finally being held accountable for their actions?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – double negative (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080656)
caleb 1.5/10
rafe 2.1/10
SONGS – double negatives (ain’t no; don’t know nothin)
bill withers – ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone

MOVIE – stripes (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083131)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – stripes
fruit stripes gum

NEXT MOVIE – heavy metal (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509)
NEXT SONGS – heavy metal songs

Ghost Team

rafe and caleb talk a bit about politics (rafe brings up gary johnson joking about pot), then they both recap their weekends. rafe gushes a bit about craft fairs and then gets attacked by a mosquito and caleb thinks it’s hilarous. brony makes a short appearance. caleb comes up with a poem for the mosquito. caleb plays some music for rafe because EEEEWWWGHH. caleb saw doctor strange and is now netflix-current with the flash (he’s been busy). some dnd happened, and some rafe tries to identify the guys in her phone. rafe finds an adorable gif of a dag on a boat. they watched their last justin long move, ghost team, and did songs about ghosts and teams. caleb laughs about being called nice, and they joke about privilege. then they go over alan rickman movies. the first one rafe and caleb will be watching is romeo & juliet (1978)! their songs will be titles that are “something” & “something.” don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded November 7, 2016

Battle for Terra

a bit of the GOP debate is discussed because rafe has no idea what’s going on in america. caleb says words and stutters. there’s more political talk and then pinata talk and then impersonations. rafe has sad news about her work. rafe is tough on fun and dreams, and caleb has a very real story about it. really shitty. caleb gets so worked up he stutters more and it’s amazzzinnngggg. rafe makes caleb laugh during his depressing story, so she feels validated. also depressing birthday cards. update on the caleeb teacher. they talk about sperm aliens in battle for terra. more potato. some pocahontas. HEY go back mythica 4!!! NAOW. it’s got kevin sorbo in it, for god’s sake. and holy jesus, rafe doesn’t even know what’s going on with dragon warriors aka dudes and dragons aka rafe is a horrible president. caleb has a special challenge for our listeners. GAUNTLET. THROWN. then songs about EARF (a special thing happens this time). next week, maybe alvin and the chipmunks and songs with a type of rodent in the title. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded January 30, 2016

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