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Dream Team

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caleb has so many “fuckin” things to talk about! the stores, homeowner things like water heaters, and sleep. sleep? dreams! caleb and rafe both share dreams! rafe kills gnats and caleb kills a water heater. caleb runs into k-pop fangirls! we also learn another shakepearean quote and have a word of the week. come join our discord for movie night and more weird behavior!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: solo leveling
low: gnats/trash can

caleb’s high-low
high: dropout gameshow
low: sunday blah day

HOT HOT TOPICS
– you ever do the right thing, then nothing go as smoothly as expected?
– if your body is telling you to slow down, you’ll either listen or it will make you listen.
– how’s hospital food? I wouldn’t know, they never gave me any…
– do you let the love of your life die, or do you let the super cute innocent hostage die? or is this just a reason to not delete d-mail and mess with the timelines?
– how early is too early to celebrate a holiday? asking for a traditional person in a retail centered world
– can we, like, turn off the sun for a bit? not permanently, but just for, say, an hour a day or something. It’d probably help everyone with their bills, too!
– how do you celebrate a health win without eating food or spending lots of money?
– when’s the last time you watched your coworkers dumpster dive?

JOHN CANDY
NEXT MOVIE – 1941 (1979) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078723)
caleb 4.1/10
rafe 3.5/10
NEXT SONGS – 1941 songs
billie holiday – all of me (also nofx)

NEXT MOVIE – the courage of kavik, the wolf dog (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080566/)
NEXT SONGS – wolves

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So, You Want to Plan a Party

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caleb had a busy week with old ellicott city, dudeomg top golf, randomizer samplings, and the suicide squad (don’t worry; no spoilers). but the best part is his huge rant about parties. it’s impressively ranty. rafe has been reading adult romance novels about ice planet barbarians by ruby dixon. it’s amazing. also some #bummersummer as always.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: supplements and doctor’s appt
low: everything is burning

caleb’s high-low
high: old ellicott city
low: family dog

HOT HOT TOPICS
– books: why are we scared of them, and how do they threaten muh freedom?
– have waldo and carmen sandiego ever been seen in the same place together?
– do cats report what they see us do back to anyone???
– do “step on me, mommy” and “step on me, daddy” have the same energy, or not?
– what’s your favorite fetish that you don’t personally have?
– backflips or fontflips, which do you think is harder, and which is more impressive to you?
– choose a hot topic. pay (1) unless other hot topics you control. then, shuffle the hot topic into your graveyard.
– gympie gympie trees… what the fuck nature, why you do this?
– is AI generated content the future of gaming?
– how many books does it take to fix the phantom menace?
– what the fk happened to game genies?
– why tell us the “real feel” in weather reports, it just makes me sadder
– what’s the worst pun you heard lately?
– who else wants snow right now?
– the 2021 game of the year boyfriend dungeon released today. what kind of weapon could you see yourself having a good time with?
– I made a salad, sliced a steak and put it on top. at what ratio of greens to meat does it cease to be a “a steak salad” and become “steak in a bowl with some mixed greens”
– what is the proper amount of notice for an emergency all staff meeting that should have been an email?
– how often do you check your email? how many notification channels do you have? (this is officially day 5, although I’ve had to work 7 days, is it vacation yet?)

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – malcolm x (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104797)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – songs with X
the bens – XFIRE

NEXT MOVIE – much ado about nothing (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107616)
NEXT SONGS – nothing battle

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Visit the Dole Pineapple Plant

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what’s that, you say? you want another final fantasy randomizer guest!?!? WELL HERE YOU GO. IT’S SOLARIOREX. puerto rico! learning languages! hawaii and dole’s pineapple plant. band geeks! costco! and falling in love.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lewis healthy life keto bread
low: mark 2 blah

caleb’s high-low
high: learning spanish
low: dishwasher death

mike’s high-low
high: SO MANY
low: covid-19 shot aches

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is caleb afraid of butts?
– if you had a machine that would fully revitalize your health and stamina but you’d be terribly hungry afterwards would you buy one?
– should we turn rick astley into a ROBOT so he can rick roll generations to come
– how much disrespect is too much disrespect?
– fuckin water pressure man, how does it work and how many extra pipes should I attach to make all the pipes work right
– how many ice creams = 1 diabeetus?
– what’s the best way to announce you are in labor other than “oh shit my water broke”
– snow late april global warming or something else?
– how much chrono trigger has @kaldaka been playing lately?
– anyone else ever spend their day watching professional pole dancing competition videos or is it just me?
– what class would you be willing teach and be recognized regionally/nationally/internationally for?

FALL IN LOVE

24. how do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
mike: loves his mom. a beacon <3
caleb: it could be better and working on it
rafe: mom is great!

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – hillbilly elegy (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6772802)
mike 6.25/10
caleb 7/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – hillbilly BATTLE

NEXT MOVIE – the one and only ivan (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3661394)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is ONE v caleb is only ONLY

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Shit Post Central

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first round poll is going up! whiskey! shitty videos, rafe’s giant bra, garlic bread in space, and new randomizer games in the discord. gremlinz roles. too many roles. house hunting, FOMO. too much television. simpsons! emotes, america’s test kitchen. 

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup
low: overworked

caleb’s high-low
high: shit post central
low: depression mode

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is too hot for lady?
– sell me your beard!
– what is it about reno that drives people to kill just to watch a man die?
– what if ducks couldn’t swim and just had really really long legs that could reach the bottom of the lake?
– the sun. will it kill us all?
– is armor, clothing?
– what would make better glue?  horse-sized ducks or duck-sized horses?
– is uv light a better cure for covid than bleach injections?
– do sheep shrink when it rains?
– how hot and/or humid would it need to be to give up on your beard?
– I left ffr so the people I like are here lol
– is it still canibalism if you eat people but you’re other kin?
– caleb’s entire admin tenure was a giant conspiracy to build his own empire
– who else finds mother’s day a bullshit holiday (maybe I’m jaded due to my restaurant work and the fact that my mother is deceased )
– who doesn’t need a reason to call mom’s and say I love you
– why
– pigs in a blanket?
– does anyone actually like using cast iron pans?- y no sonic emotes? lol

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – breakout (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2314886)caleb 3.5/10rafe 3.75/10
SONGS – breakouts 
scott stapp – break out

NEXT MOVIE – gimme shelter (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1657510)
NEXT SONGS – shelter

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