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Rafe Gets a Life Coach

rafe complains about hunting for an apartment and caleb and rafe catch up on other happenings. they talk about rollercoasters and painkillers and skinny arms. st. patrick’s day happened, too. a lot of life stuff happened. caleb introduces rafe to poutine which btw she will totally make when she has the time. rafe complains about exercising and caleb tries to life coach her and just pisses her off. he saw the end of friends! a few decades late. caleb talks yarn. they watched another sam rockwell movie OF COURSE, and caleb and rafe try to pick a better ending. their music this week was about show business. lots of word speaking. rafe’s bright place is about a dog getting a nose transplant. rafe wants your bright places. email her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 22, 2015

Brony Hates Rafe

as the title says, brony hates rafe… well, certain things about rafe. so mean. caleb makes everything better by being nathan explosion again. and he tries to get rafe to move to maryland. rafe recaps the latest work week, and caleb complains about himself talking. caleb goes a bit to a dark place when discussing memories with rafe. rafe saw allen and of course played an awesome card game (smash up). caleb makes rafe watch the video where his wrist pins come out and FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. you can watch the video here. they talk about weird sitting positions while in the restroom, and hair, and DRAGON WARRIORS. caleb talks about dates. they watched charlie’s angels for their sam rockwell movie, which was pretty disappointing… fuck you, pressure plating. the songs of the week were pretty disappointing, as well (just like the year 2000) along with rafe’s singing. but caleb keeps it rolling with hilarious wartime stories. and then he’s a total dickkkkk while talking about the next movie and song theme. speaking of dicks, get this dick off my back. UM ANYWAY rafe wants your bright places. email her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 16, 2015

Caleb’s Wrist Came Off

rafe has anxiety issues and caleb tries to make her feel okay about it. rafe says “like” a million times. caleb likes friends and rafe doesn’t. rafe talks work and lasik (aka complains). caleb tries to solve all rafe’s work problems. caleb talks, too, about being cold in his basement. that’s about it… JUST KIDDING they also tear apart the sam rockwell movie, a single shot, and talk guns for their songs of the week with BONUS HONORABLE MENTIONS. btw they’re watching gentlemen broncos and doing fantasy songs next week. rafe talks elephant for her bright place.

and RIP, leonard nimoy. you were an inspiration.

rafe wants your bright places, please! email or tweet her the bright things. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded March 1, 2015

We Should Have Done Drugs

rafe and caleb fantasize how a girl scout war would end and rafe gives a brony update. both of them catch up on their weeks and rafe has a fan!!! they have so much in common. rafe demands emails (seriously you should email her. she needs to know you care). caleb grosses out rafe with disgusting sexual actions that are best left in the darkest corners of urbandictionary. he makes some pretty awful noises so be prepared. they reminisce over childhood snacks. rafe bristles at assigning a title to her relationship and caleb chastises rafe for being controlling. also funny stuff about preparing to suck the D. caleb makes fun of rafe’s bright place and they get sidetracked by final fantasy 7’s battle music. rafe complains about work and they talk about their sam rockwell movie, better living through chemistry, which reminds caleb of some weird restroom happenings. he also nerds out over little connections between different movies. rafe decides to socially experiment on any kids she has. they did science for their songs of the week. this episode ends on a weird note as rafe comes to terms with being spoken for. and rafe is still working on getting those giveaway prizes to everyone. she hasn’t forgotten you!! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded January 25, 2015

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