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Rafe Hates Happiness

caleb’s living in a crappy episode of supernatural involving cats and chocolate frosting. so much fat logic. rafe talks about her progression with the brony and caleb learns a new word, and caleb talks about the progression of… nothing… because his life is awful. caleb is awful at using his smartphone as a smartphone. he’s also freaking out about his future. then there’s some talk about WoW and caleb learning to talk to people. rafe got drunk while watching the sam rockwell movie so things are a little fuzzy for her. but caleb keeps it together. it’s a good movie – the winning season – and it’s on netflix streaming right now. rafe’s bright place is a two-parter because she gets excited about stupid things, apparently. caleb promotes one of the shows he’s currently watching. and rafe remembers an old youtube channel where a guy records conversations with his toddler but with a full-grown man saying the toddler’s lines. it’s called “convos with my 2-year-old.” and of course, their three songs inspired by sports movies. don’t forget to pump up the jam and boom boom boom. so many memories. and caleb coughs into the mic. awesome.
don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

rafe has decided she has too much stuff… for the month of january 2015 she’ll be setting free a lot of her lootcrate (and other nerdy) things. all you have to do to qualify is, during january 2015, retweet a january 2015 podcast tweet or share a rafe hates caleb facebook podcast post. she will GIVE YOU STUFF AS LONG AS THERE’S STUFF TO GIVE. that means you’ll most likely get a prize. how cool is that? here’s where it gets better: if you retweet (or share on facebook) every january 2015 podcast post IN january 2015, you’ll get an extra entry. you have to either retweet all or repost all to get the extra entry. you can’t retweet some and repost the others. NO MIXING OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA. she has like 20-30 items to give away so please tell your buddies about sharing and retweeting. baby steps:
1. during the month of january 2015, RT at least one january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweet (tweet example here) or share a rafe hates caleb facebook post (facebook example here)
2. step 2 is unnecessary – caleb said so
3. ???
4. almost GUARANTEED chance for random gift
5. optional awesomeness (aka the ALL IN): during january 2015, RT ALL january 2015 rafe hates caleb episode tweets OR share all january 2015 rafe hates caleb posts and get an extra entry.

* the single entry will be qualified using facebook and twitter. this means if you share once on facebook and RT once on twitter, you get two entries. there will be a limit of two regular entries per household and two “ALL IN” entries per household. if you have any questions about the rules, you can always post to rafe hates caleb‘s wall or tweet to rafe or caleb and we’ll be happy to clarify anything

ps: caleb had too much whiskey tonight whilst editing everything so …. deal with it … but look, he kept everything in lower case – so he’s got that going for him which is nice … but also he’s bitter because people from his past are happy…

originally recorded January 18, 2015

Speak My Point of View

SO ANGRY. most of this episode is about rafe and caleb hating everything, including the sam rockwell movie. they list things they’d rather do than watch the sitter again (spoiler: there are a lot of things). rafe tries some levity by reading craigslist personals (hashtag sasquatch) and caleb tells his own horrific tale regarding craigslist. then more hate. more anger. too-many-cooks anger. caleb deals with being trapped in a lurching vehicle with a horde of twenty-something females. they contemplate the life of perverts before the internet existed and the world of warcraft DDOS bullshit. oh, and caleb calls rafe out on some of her bullshit, then talks about kids being complete jerks and how upsetting cheating can be. caleb does something nice for children and humblebrags all over the place. that’s basically the only good thing in this whole thing. well, that and caleb being in a relationship with a man. and caleb bulldozes over a lot of rafe talking. they wrap up everything with angry songs. so much anger.

originally recorded november 15, 2014

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