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Alabama Hot Pocket

rafe is super stoked for the upcoming disney movies that’ll be airing in may and caleb tries to figure out what the movies are about. this obviously brings up a discussion on race choices in blockbuster movie and netflix show collections. and ben & jerry’s. mmmmmm, prison ice cream. caleb describes an alabama hot pocket, which is extremely disgusting. it’s around 12:00 through 12:20 so… skip it…. also tubgirl at 14:10 through about 14:50. they argue about moving. don’t worry, caleb tells a tinder story to get things back on track. and then another tinder story about foreheads. more drop dead gorgeous quotes, because it never gets old. seriously, watch that movie. and we announce the winner of the march madness giveaway! hashtag cratehate! they talk about their sam rockwell movie this week, digging for fire. caleb goes all analytical with the tropes. then rafe and caleb get into what fires them up. rafe’s revolves around uninstalling quicktime, which you should all do because it’s no longer being supported and it’s a security risk. caleb talks about goatse and a lack of passion. sad face. they did songs about going on an adventure, which was quite entertaining. next time, piccadilly jim and songs from the 1930’s. woof. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 19, 2016

The Wounded Seagull

playing with playback speed starts off this exciting episode. btw, apologies for the crackling on the mic. you can blame rafe or caleb. caleb saw the boss with melissa mccarthy! rafe reminisces about dudes and dragons with caleb. caleb is super stoked about the animaniacs on netflix. you all should watch that cartoon, for reals. enny wanted to know if rafe and caleb have ever discussed the wounded seagull. well, they discuss it. in depth. with actors and orgasming turtles. and anime guys. and john krasinski (the body from 13 hours). anyway. fucksex with men. rafe talks about phishing emails and being an arbonne consultant. become her client today! and then drink vodka with her. and gin. rafe gets embarrassed about a gin memory. they watched a sam rockwell movie!!! don verdean! they did spiritual songs, about god, and faith, and praying, and stuff. caleb plays one of his choices for you. butterscotch is named. caleb worries about the future. and has some bloody health concerns. rafe panics about the next movie, but DON’T WORRY she’ll be prepared for digging for fire (another sam rockwell movie, awesomeeeee). after much debate, they’re doing songs about ADVENTURE. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 12, 2016

Serious Moonlight

first world problems and a giveaway start off this exciting podcast episode. rafe complains a lot. about sinks. rafe also gets scared about the future. caleb gives her a ton of shit and makes jokes because otherwise this show would be crap. then rafe complains about the shower. caleb got published! first author! and we went on dates. like, multiple dates. there was the crazy one, the disappointed one, and the okay one. he’s like the goldilocks of dating. other than that we find out how mean caleb is. caleb listened to sam rockwell on the wtf podcast. they watched serious moonlight with justin long and the overall opinion is – well, you’ll just have to listen. they did songs about serious and light. rafe gets a little passive-aggressive! and then gushes about jake stormoen and his lovely patreon. next time, they’re going to watch a sam rockwell movie!!! don verdean. and songs about spirituality and stuff. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded April 5, 2016

Spooktacular 2015!

are you ready for the second annual SPOOKTACULAR?!?! rafe and caleb bring their A game, and by that we mean they drink a lot. don’t forget to play along: drink when they say SPOOKTACULAR, fun, or laugh at each other. also whenever someone swears. caleb talks about his overly stressful life, mostly involving too much work. rafe is pretty stoked about her weekend in branson that was much better than expected. she wend to ernie biggs dueling piano bar and talking rocks cavern. rafe goes through some horror movies she watched to ramp up for halloween, and caleb has some opinions about everything. he rants a bit about filmmaking. caleb made some mario maker wii-u levels under the name rafehatescaleb so you should probably play them. you won’t believe the name of one of the levels. they get off-topic with mad tv’s stuart. caleb finally saw sweeny todd at the laurel mill playhouse, in the theatre. they sing a little. rafe talks about peter frampton with platypus lips and gushes a bit about jake stormoen at his miracle maker premiere. while discussing sam rockwell’s poltergeist, rafe and caleb have a complete laugh meltdown. anyway, caleb keeps comparing the old and new poltergeist while rafe never saw the old one. they did songs about ghosts. they get caught up in discussing supernatural. caleb keeps burping. next week, hair high and songs about hair! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded October 26, 2015

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