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Crunchy Tapioca

QUICK HITS
NEXT WEEK IS SPOOKTACULAR!!! rafe ate a fancy new dessert at jack in the box!! caleb had a super good weekend, except the constant drama with the goddamn dishwasher and maybe those allergies. and hey, are you ready for a starburst conspiracy? and caleb watched a HORNY movie with the scientist. also he saw the magnetic fields and went to an awesome sushi place with a FANTASTIC fish katsu sandwich.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ube oreo shake
low: snoring

calab’s high-low
high: good weekend
low: dishwasher

HOT HOT TOPICS
– the concept of leaks being translated by AI falsely. I didn’t look too much into the pokémon leaks so don’t spoil me. but I heard a bunch of things about it in my AI college class. apparently the first version of the 1 tb leaks were translated with AI, and apparently a lot of it was translated by the AI with an agenda in the prompt. so like the stuff with typlosion being a pedo in unused lore was categorically false. but no one seems to be talking about this bit of information.
– short sales of stocks don’t often make headlines. but there are tools available that allow the average person to make money, including helping them set up short sales or just helping with personal investments. with the technology at our fingertips, do you think that short sales are more dangerous or do you think there should be more regulations involved?
– there are three types of men: ones who know how to wear and style shorts, ones who know they look bad in shorts and don’t wear them in public, and ones who need an intervention.
– what is the best style of shorts? basketball shorts is popular, but if you go back in time they get shorter and shorter.
– are speedos considered shorts, and if so, what is the most appropriate time to wear them (when not swimming)?
how often does caleb have to get things from high shelves for people who are shorter than he is? how often is rafe in need of a taller person for assistance?

WILLIAM H. MACY
SATURDAY NIGHT 8pm eastern
MOVIE – shorts (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1100119)
caleb 7/10
rafe 7/10
MOVIE – the maiden heist (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107860)
caleb 7/10
rafe 7/10
SONG – treasure

NEXT MOVIE – dirty girl (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107319)
NEXT MOVIE – marmaduke (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392197)
NEXT SONG – fear of the unknown

Gamestonk! 🚀

QUICK HITS
suuuuuuure this is a good episode, with gamestop stock talk, down with the uber rich, ultra-liberal political corner ranting. rafe is intimidated by stairs, caleb has been working like crazy, and quantum leap is getting crazier. caleb may also throw away all his clothes. stay tuned for future episodes! dani was kind enough to pick the letter S for kinks and rafe spends an uncomfortable amount of time discussing each one. also there was some talk about pasta, olive garden, and felonies.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: #75hard compliments
low: #75hard

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d weekend
low: #75hard wall break

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is this whole gamestop stock thing hilarious to everyone, or just the kind of nerd who assumes people know what he means when he says “gamestop stock thing”?
– is there anything more inherently depressing than the veggie sammiches left untouched on a work function platter, and is it bad that I sympathize with them
– should lordfizzlebeef be promoted to master of carbonated cows?
– which is the better strategy: eating forever at an all you can eat buffet and defeating your enemies just by rolling your huge body forward, or flinging yourself at a brick wall with almost infinite resurrect and “every time you resurrect you get slightly stronger”? I need tips for a roguelike deckbuilder and those are my two options.
– coke with coffee made it to the US, good thing or uh oh?
– handjobs, blowjobs or boob jobs. which is the superior method?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – on the road (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337692)
caleb 5.75/10
rafe 4.8/10
SONGS – street songs
epoxies – walk the street

NEXT MOVIE – the master (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1560747)
NEXT SONGS – master songs