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SPOOKTACULAR 2023

QUICK HITS
it’s SPOOKTACULAR 2023!!! there are drinking games. fall of the house of usher! spookiest thing that’s happened this week. urethra?!?! “I’ve seen women’s buttholes.” next week, no episode as they prep for november 8, with a LIVE TWICH STREAM for episode 450!!!!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: friend time
low: hotel internet

caleb’s high-low
high: friend visit
low: back fuckup

the scientist’s high-low
high: special dinners
low: denied valid item at work

SPOOKY SPOOKY TOPICS
– AI can bring late singers’ voices back to life and create some wonderful new music. (if you haven’t heard elvis singing baby got back, please do.) I would love to hear freddie mercury’s voice singing new songs. is there there an AI generated voice you would like to hear again or a collaboration that you would like ai to bring to fruition?
– there is a local stretch of road called “thirteen curves” where there have been many supposed ghost sightings. the legend goes that someone died in a car accident on their wedding night and her ghost haunts that stretch of road. are there similar urban legends where you live or where you are from?
– can we just get rid of summer and have perpetual fall?
– we are making a horror movie loosely based around your life. what is the scene, who is the monster, and how do you survive?
– best and worst common halloween candy
– we are making a horror movie loosely based around your life. what is the scene, who is the monster, and how do you survive?
– what is the best and worst halloween costumes you’ve seen and why does there have to be a “sexy” version of everything

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – psycho (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0155975) SPOOKTACULAR SPECIAL!
caleb 4/10
rafe 4.5/10
the scientist 4/10
SONG – psycho
red velvet – psycho

NEXT MOVIE – a private matter (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105176)
NEXT SONG – private

Body Shaming Coins

QUICK HITS
the perfect productivity app doesn’t exist. $1.6bil mega millions was claimed in florida. bob menendez (NJ senator democrat) accepted bribes from egypt an blocked passing of a law that would have strengthened regulations of foreign influence/lobbying in DC. what a piece of shit. but at least there are BEAR CAMS. https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/river-watch-brown-bear-salmon-cams

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: rukusan bear cam
low: chest pain

caleb’s high-low
high: baseball 40-40 club
low: the scientist bummer day

HOT HOT TOPICS
– shaving every day for work is a bummer.
– how many inappropriate things have I said to either of you? context: I’m going to rehab in 2 weeks, literally, I may not remember things I’ve said to either of you
– is it finally time we did away with the penny?
– should we get rid of the paper dollar and switch to a one dollar coin?
– looking out for your best interests is peramount. however, it doesn’t hurt to sacrifice for others every once in a while.
– why is everyone still struggling despite such great economic indicators? (hint, its corporate greed)
– if you could.change one thing about your podcast partner, what would it be? be creative!
– what’s a strongly held opinion you have changed?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – things change (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096259)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – change
ben folds five – don’t change your plans

NEXT MOVIE – homicide (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102048)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is religion and caleb is murder

Make Me an Old Fashioned

QUICK HITS
sometimes precious things break. like maybe your body! take care of yourselves!!!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: scientist birthday
low: broken glass

caleb’s high-low
high: lomi
low: stuck on the bridge

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what temp do you like to keep your residence? my in-laws are keeping it at 74 over the summer and I’m frequently lowering it cuz I sweat my balls off.
– can we just make it mandatory going forward that if your company’s product carries a disclaimer involving possible death and emotional trauma, you should be using/on the damn thing as much as possible?
– what’s the best bad/mis translation you’ve seen?
– if you are a passenger riding shotgun in someone’s car, you should be cognizant of the reflection off your phone so you don’t accidentally blind the driver.
– I don’t understand why some smokers feel the need to smoke in public restrooms.
– men’s health month. fucken go to the doctors and check out that thing you’ve been putting off

JOHN CANDY
NEXT MOVIE – hostage for a day (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110060)
caleb 3.5/10
rafe 3.5/10
NEXT SONGS – “a day”
styx – a day

NEXT MOVIE – wagons east (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111653)
NEXT SONGS – cardinal directions

I Heart Ice Cream

QUICK HITS
rafe and caleb are not good at FPS. twitter ruins everything. thanks for destroying MFA security and API, twitter! caleb eats a cronut! there are spoilers for the movie green room (a little bit). mother’s day is COMING UP QUICKLY. life protip: if you haven’t texted someone in a long time, introduce yourself. don’t just say “it’s been a long time!” CALEB’S HEART IS FINE IT’S FINE.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: company org changes
low: forgot rent

caleb’s high-low
high: ice cream
low: swing dance

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how much joy is appropriate to show at work when you have the next day off?
– any dish served with sauce should come with enough bread or rice to soak up said sauce
– do you store your hot sauce in the fridge or no?
– how much do wisdom teeth suck? asking from a dentist’s office.
– what is the smoothest way you’ve ever been able to tell someone to shut up.
– biggest unexpected expense.
– is it a requirement that every gym has an old man with no shame who walks around the locker room naked?
– are hot dogs just sandwiches?
– don’t fuck with me if I haven’t eaten that day

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – delirious (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102598)
caleb 8/10
rafe 7.75/10
SONGS – delirious songs
david bowie – I’m deranged (lost highway)

NEXT MOVIE – once upon a crime (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101625)
NEXT SONGS – fairy tale

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