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Make Me an Old Fashioned

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QUICK HITS
sometimes precious things break. like maybe your body! take care of yourselves!!!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: scientist birthday
low: broken glass

caleb’s high-low
high: lomi
low: stuck on the bridge

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what temp do you like to keep your residence? my in-laws are keeping it at 74 over the summer and I’m frequently lowering it cuz I sweat my balls off.
– can we just make it mandatory going forward that if your company’s product carries a disclaimer involving possible death and emotional trauma, you should be using/on the damn thing as much as possible?
– what’s the best bad/mis translation you’ve seen?
– if you are a passenger riding shotgun in someone’s car, you should be cognizant of the reflection off your phone so you don’t accidentally blind the driver.
– I don’t understand why some smokers feel the need to smoke in public restrooms.
– men’s health month. fucken go to the doctors and check out that thing you’ve been putting off

JOHN CANDY
NEXT MOVIE – hostage for a day (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110060)
caleb 3.5/10
rafe 3.5/10
NEXT SONGS – “a day”
styx – a day

NEXT MOVIE – wagons east (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111653)
NEXT SONGS – cardinal directions

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I Heart Ice Cream

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rafe and caleb are not good at FPS. twitter ruins everything. thanks for destroying MFA security and API, twitter! caleb eats a cronut! there are spoilers for the movie green room (a little bit). mother’s day is COMING UP QUICKLY. life protip: if you haven’t texted someone in a long time, introduce yourself. don’t just say “it’s been a long time!” CALEB’S HEART IS FINE IT’S FINE.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: company org changes
low: forgot rent

caleb’s high-low
high: ice cream
low: swing dance

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how much joy is appropriate to show at work when you have the next day off?
– any dish served with sauce should come with enough bread or rice to soak up said sauce
– do you store your hot sauce in the fridge or no?
– how much do wisdom teeth suck? asking from a dentist’s office.
– what is the smoothest way you’ve ever been able to tell someone to shut up.
– biggest unexpected expense.
– is it a requirement that every gym has an old man with no shame who walks around the locker room naked?
– are hot dogs just sandwiches?
– don’t fuck with me if I haven’t eaten that day

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – delirious (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102598)
caleb 8/10
rafe 7.75/10
SONGS – delirious songs
david bowie – I’m deranged (lost highway)

NEXT MOVIE – once upon a crime (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101625)
NEXT SONGS – fairy tale

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Allergic to People

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caleb made cake, had a party, and fixed some broken shit! rafe is stressed about covid! one of caleb’s cats tries to get involved in the conversation, and why not? also poptarts! and how does minimum wage from 1991 translate to today’s money?

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: the demon
low: work meeting

caleb’s high-low
high: game night
low: scientist allergies

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is one thing in the past you know someone born long after you doesn’t understand that you wish was around/still a thing today?
– is the rain-soaked, neon-lit roof of a parking garage better than a low cliff misted with salt spray at dawn for a fateful confrontation?
– tummy touches and crotch bumps should be a more common way to greet someone you know.
– smiley fries are better than dino nuggies. that’s my hot take
– pickles have no right to be as good as they are. you can choose sweet or spicy and they are also low in calories.
– one can never have too many memes.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – career opportunities (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101545)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – minimum wage job
they might be giants – minimum wage

NEXT MOVIE – only the lonely (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102598)
NEXT SONGS – lonely songs

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Rafe Reads the News

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rafe reads the news and woah. greek train wrecks and other bad news. good news though, related to RSV vaccines, we got a surprise visit!? and more good news, caleb watched a cooking youtube video that was real bad. https://youtu.be/FBQ9uCMITTc

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: party bear
low: window

caleb’s high-low
high: productive
low: not really?

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s the modern equivalent of “fuck you and the horse you rode in on”?
– yoda was wrong. there is such a thing as trying.
– covers of songs, or the original. which is better?
– inflation has gotten ridiculous. $4 for a single slice of pizza at wegman’s is too much.
– with the success of cocaine bear and winnie the pooh: blood and honey, can we expect the next movie to be care bears: cult of the forsaken?
– who would win in a fight: cocaine bear or meth gator?
– an average person could win the event assault in american gladiators. an average person has zero chance of winning breakthrough and conquer.
– I would love to own one of the atlasphere “hamster balls.” yes, I summoned my inner deadpulse for this one.
– how should we deal with students/coworkers who show up but don’t do ANY of the stuff they’re supposed to the whole day other than cause problems?
– you’re stuck in a room for 6 hours. no phone, no sleeping, must stay alert and watchful. how do you pass the time?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – hot to trot (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095326)
caleb 9/10
rafe 7.75/10
SONGS – horse songs
asaf avidan – lost horse

NEXT MOVIE – who’s harry crumb? (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098645)
NEXT SONGS – crumblies

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