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Professional Fluffer Tea Tips

QUICK HITS
the long-awaited return of the man himself! rafe is still learning to be a hedge witch, still obsessed with lost ark , but why does her butler look like a hooker? lent starts! time to restrict yourselves for jesus! caleb has started ff mystic quest randomizer made by wildham. go to their website ffmqrando.net and play! new dog? antiwork? so much tea.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: bagpipes
low: brutus got covid

caleb’s high-low
high: drunk music videos
low: pokemon evolution

HOT HOT TOPICS
– will this fucking guy in my work meeting listen to the words coming out of my mouth?
– throw me somethin’, mister?
– how long should I spend trying to git gud my way through a boss fight before I accept that margit the fell omen is a punk ass bitch and I need to go do other shit like “not dying repeatedly”
– how many official work complaints does it take to get to the centre of the “you’re fired for being a workplace impediment” tootsie pop?
– you brought home a gold medal from a newly added olympic sport – what’s the sport?
– what food do you feel is underrated and needs more appreciation?
– a stomach bug should not make you want to die all day. when you stand you just throw up. why is that? am I going to die, for real?
– who is this new voice on the podcast and why does he sound familiar?
– how much lead time should you get before running a class on something you are not trained in?
– how long after work ends do you stop doing work shit? bonus points for negative numbers.
– suppose that I have no intentions of racing FFR at a given time. would it be wrong to ping people to race and then back out as soon as at least two others join?
– with weird al choosing daniel radcliffe to portray him in his upcoming autobiographical film…the real HHT is who would be your actor/actress of choice for the inevitable RaHaCa biopic?
– 99% sure I have covid again (hopefully getting tested tomorrow to find out). if so, what “super power” do you think I’ll acquire this time?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – flight (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1907668)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – flying songs

NEXT MOVIE – 2 guns (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1272878)
NEXT SONGS – 2 “blank” songs

Hedge Witch & Dish Witch (feat. Kollin from Trash Panda Pod)

QUICK HITS
TAKE SOME OF MY ASS. rafe brings in kollin from trash panda podcast. they’ve decided to become witches. also dishwashing is a thing. go follow them at https://twitter.com/TrashPandaPodMO IMMEDIATELY.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: dishes were done
low: boomer hips

kollin’s high-low
high: potty training
low: mogwai bed jumping

HOT HOT TOPICS
– there is no final fantasy randomizer … only mystic quest randomizer
– what’s the over/under on how long it’ll take caleb to organize the first FFMQR tournament?
– elden ring – how disappointed will I be?
– who needs real therapy when there’s retail therapy
– few things are more oppressive than your free botox procedure not going exactly as you demanded. how many trips to hawaii should be planned to overcome this intolerable hardship?
– “I’ll think about it”: statement of uncertainty and need for additional consideration or intentional infliction of emotional distress and a challenge to combat?
– if you normally have 24 attendees and only 6 show up, how long should your nap be?
– best food and drink for a snow day off work. current options are chopped cheese, hot cocoa, poptarts, cereal, beer, soda, tea. I might have some normal stuff, but that’s what jumped in my basket

FALL IN LOVE
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/09/style/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html
12. if you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
kollin: fly
rafe: piano player

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – safe house (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1599348)
rafe 4/10
kollin 4/10
SONGS – safe songs
daya – safe

NEXT MOVIE – flight (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1907668)
NEXT SONGS – flying songs

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