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Starlings Can Get Fucked

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why context is IMPORTANT. DATA CAN BE SKEWED. FUCK STARLINGS. also hey try taking care of your body, you dumb fucks.

caleb watched movies! like the unbearable weight of massive talent. and monty python and thev holy grail is 50! and caleb is WORKIN IT. and has a flashback to heat vision and jack, which never got made. RIP.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: not ordering out
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d
low: d&d

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is it that the cool coworkers and managers always get tranfered? leaving us with the jackass
– if you could travel back in time to fix something of no real consequence in your life but still weighs on your mind, what would it be?
– what’s the right type of venue/present for departing coworkers?
– favorite time travel trope
– sleeping is time traveling

RACHEL MCADAMS
MOVIE – the time traveler’s wife (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452694)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONG – time travel
the alan parsons project – time

NEXT MOVIE – sherlock holmes (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988045)
NEXT SONG – mystery oooooooh

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Plants and Politics

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it’s the start of AAARG! rafe and caleb are doing a pantry cleanout challenge for april 2025, where they only cook and eat food they already own. join the discord to follow along or to compete!

please consider getting tested for tuberculosis because it’s on the rise in the USA, and you can be asymptomatic and spread the disease! are there yoga poses that can help your brain fog? rafe watched annihilation and wow, caleb is not sure why. he’s been watching the good place, planning his garden, and obsessing over a mobile app he also saw guster! and talks a bit about a potential job change.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: thunderstorms
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: guster
low: federal govt job

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what are the responsibilities of the bestfriend (male or female)?
– asking for a friend, but is staying up until 4am to play powerwash simulator bad for you?
– would you change your doctor if they are dating one of your parents or bestfriend?
– your gf/wife does not want to have children. is it wrong for her to get mad/object when a couple who can’t have kids requests your genetic material?
– what would you do if break up with someone (not from cheating). but your ex’s family calls you saying please dont give up on him/her?
– what are some foods that you should put cheese on?
– when are we going to see who wants to be an the next van gough?
– what’s the worst thing to forget?
– has anyone seen my phone? (totally not typing this on my phone)
– what’s the best kind of stone to break open weirdo’s phone?
– as we’re all aware, gary oldman never misses, but where would you rank his performance in fifth element vs some of his other notable roles like sirius black, dracula, or stansfield in the professional?
– if sam rockwell and gary oldman starred in a movie together, on a scale of 1 to 10, potential how great would that be?
– which volcanic island is it easier to find precious stones like rubies, sapphires, and diamonds?

RACHEL MCADAMS
MOVIE – the family stone (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356680)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONG – stones
argent – stepping stone

NEXT MOVIE – married life
NEXT SONG – divorce

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UWU Just For You-uwu

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baby voice battle, will rafe ever forgive dell for the way they treated the G15? has caleb gotten all the work stuff sorted? probably not. also what are you doing, step ladder-san?!?! and caleb gets so many allergy shots. they get a little sad about school shootings. uwu for you-uwu.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: love after world domination
low: people in my goddamn fucking personal space

caleb’s high-low
high: pay raise
low: going to work

HOT HOT TOPICS
– smashed burger or stuffed burger? and stuffed with what?
– breakfast sausage is overrated.
– why did I just develop a bad cough 3 days before my daughter’s first birthday party? can I cancel the party, or should I just quarantine in fiji while the party proceeds?
– how do I convince the owner/roommate that the other roommate no longer meshes with our way of living and needs to go?
– you had two weeks of day work on a project. this project determines whether you pass or fail. what percent of kids actually turn it in?
– why was your guess at least double the actual percent?
– how many kids need to needlessly die at school before we say not every wahoo needs a gun?
– how the crap am I supposed to follow that up?
– what’s the best simpsons quote to use as a medical treatment plan and why is it “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”
– why is purposefully triggering someone with PTSD the fault of the person with PTSD? and when called out on hoping someone’s house burns down, can you think of a better play to defend yourself than “I wasn’t joking I legitimately hope their house burns down in a wildfire because it’s ugly.”
– saga: moving to israel to escape gun violence: big brain or BIGGEST BRAIN?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – airheads (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109068)
caleb 8.75/10
rafe 8.5/10
SONGS – rafe is air; caleb is head
bach – air for g string

NEXT MOVIE – billy madison (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112508)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is billy and caleb is school

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Patches & Rashes & Toad

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caleb’s working through some… work stuff, some household things break, and rafe is so overwhelmed that she’s taking a break from everything. good things with date night movie night with the scientist, computer setup, and hoggle. bad things with band-aids. and so many tomatoes. also keto stuff and hand sanitizer science! https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/blog/why-hand-sanitizers-smell

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper weekend
low: the bloody patch on my inner thigh

caleb’s high-low
high: texting
low: work stress

HOT HOT TOPICS
– best eating utensil manufacturer?
– if 2 vegetarians are fighting, is it still called a beef?
– who the fuck decided “bean water” was an acceptable baking ingredient
– will tim ever win a crown?
– is wank a term for masturbation in the USA or only in the UK?
– is it only dudes  that suffer from “wangst” (post wank angst)

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – junebug (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418773)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – BUG FIGHT
owl city – fireflies

NEXT MOVIE – the wedding date (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372532)
NEXT SONGS – wedding battle

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