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The Wedding Episode

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the wedding happened! it was great! the scientist joins this episode as a special guest, too. we’ve discovered caleb is okay with the podcast being video recorded for youtube. and they also forgot the fizzy beef and ketchup teeth collab. but next time, maybe? back to the wedding! everyone had a great time and everyone agrees to not socialize for another year or two. caleb vague-booked about drama. rafe dropped the ball on being a best man, too. caleb has a new youtube channel to love! but anyway, CONGRATULATIONS TO CALEB AND THE SCIENTIST! NOV 13, 2021 <3 HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: wedding
low: calves

caleb’s high-low
high: seeing the scientist at the wedding
low: hangover fallout

the scientist’s high-low
high: seeing caleb at the wedding
low: the hungover debacle

HOT HOT TOPICS
– would everyone in my life stop having traumatic experiences for a few minutes? thanks.
– a kid in my son’s kindergarten class tested covid positive. can I assume it was the parents’ fault and throat punch them as self-defense?
– do you think that willy wonka left charlie the factory so he wouldn’t have to directly deal with the legal actions brought against the company that probably arose from the parents of the other kids who were physically and psychologically abused?
– remember that time at your wedding when the FFR community got dumpstered at connect four by a hustler? still mad. (not actually though)
– how long is too long to wait for seating at a restaurant, and why is is 2 hours?
– how do you stay awake on long drives? how long is a long drive to you?
– what is your favorite trick to play on kids? 52 card pickup? connect 1? tic tac toe and putting things outside the squares? let’s play connect one?
– someone just came in to the office with “I dunno it’s probably just the flu” and now all the anti vaxxers are freaking out. how quickly do I embrace nihilism?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – remember the titans (2000) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210945)
caleb 6.75/10
rafe 6.5/10
the scientist 5.5/10
SONGS – remembering

NEXT MOVIE – training day (2001) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139654)
NEXT SONGS – DAY SONGS

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Keyboard Cats

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this episode is all over the place. we have IT updates with cats and iOS pegasus stuff, keyboard issues, how to make mayo, the awesomeness that is an immersion blender, pickle death, beating meat, old man sleep, and wedding arts and crafts. and if that’s not enough, they get really involved in a few of the hot hot topics.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: gaming
low: 75fail

caleb’s high-low
high: double d&d
low: final fantasy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if someone has a bumper sticker that says “new driver,” should they really be driving a brand-new audi?
– have people though that the labor shortage in fast food might be because people don’t want their children working a thankless job during a pandemic?
– local topic for me, our town just added doordash this week, literally only mcdonald’s, and only after 6pm lol
– how often do you get new smartphones, and how much do you normally spend? (this is not an attempt to sell phones to any of you or maybe it is?)
– anyone got a lead on a time machine? I need it to be november.
– are you using blinkers while driving or are you a BMW driver?
– how do I dick punch an airport in west virginia
– do you think there’s a future in “I’m stuck in this airport so I’m going to do dumb shit for 6 hours travel blogging” and if so should I trademark my ongoing series Fizzle spends the next 5-6 hours reviewing restaurants in the chicago o’hare airport because his shit got fucked.
– jam or jelly
– hard or soft pretzels? with the pretzels, mustard or cheese (or both)?
– if you could watch a show/movie, read a book, or play a game over again ‘for the first time’ what would it be and why

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – virtuosity (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114857)
caleb 4.9/10
rafe 6.25/10
SONGS – fake songs
sifl & olly – fake blood

NEXT MOVIE – devil in the blue dress(1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112857)
NEXT SONGS – blue songs

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Fuck Texas

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rafe has absolutely no chill when it comes to texas and their stupid abortion law that’s idiotic and so harmful to women. also dickdock. maybe some stuff about cooking, mostly keto and canning. and rafe also discovered the subreddit spermdonation which exciting news (thanks, furybox). caleb rages a bit about fizzy beef and shopping at the malls. but good news, caleb started watching brooklyn 99 and he saw shang-chi and talks a bit about it (don’t worry; no spoilers).

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: city of heroes with macskull
low: texas abortion ban

caleb’s high-low
high: wedding seating chart
low: chair broke

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how tempted you are to make homemade ice cream?
– why shouldn’t I reward myself with dessert after my daughter barfed on me once and dumped 4 times already today?
– what’s the difference between the taliban and christian nationalism?
– ice cream sandwiches or ice cream bars ― which is the better dessert novelty?
– is there a demand for an ASMR block in the podcast where rafe just licks the mic while staring into her webcam
– I can’t think but I’m mad, I dunno fill in the gaps
– why is everyone so big on fucking pumpkin spice lattes? they are terrible for you! see image below.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – crimson tide (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112740)
caleb 6/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – red songs
nick cave & the bad seeds – red right hand

NEXT MOVIE – virtuosity (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114857)
NEXT SONGS – fake songs

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There’s Wedding Stuff

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we join our heroes as they traverse the wild world. caleb has visiting outlaws, there are adventures in baking, and also physical pains as caleb defends against back attacks and bug bites with toxic damage. rafe has fewer things going on. mostly just keto cooking and her obsession with the youtube channel ketoserts. caleb and rafe had very different experiences with costco.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: meatballs
low: heat

caleb’s high-low
high: wedding stuff
low: spider bite

HOT HOT TOPICS
– thoughts on OF banning and then UNbanning porn?
– will the large infrastructure package working through congress allow my son’s school bus to arrive on time going forward?
– CM punk? CM punk.
– why are FF black mages called black mages when they are in fact blue?
– I need jumper cables for my brain
– how hard would I need to hit myself in the head with a 6 inch cast iron skillet (dumb hands can’t wield the 12 inch) to knock myself the fuck out?
– pick one band that best represents the 90s as a decade.
– what childhood show that hasn’t been remade yet needs to be? on the flipside, what childhood show that has been remade shouldn’t have been?
– new fallout game based in japan. “hell yeah, gonna be badass!” or “whoa there, too soon bro!”
– what’s your favourite amount of delay to see a doctor at an appointment and why is it fucking an hour and 25 minutes
– following up my earlier question, I drove to his school to pick him up, but he already left on the bus. I beat the bus home… barely. do I tell my wife?
– if there is any game music that is ever over played its most definitely Zelda Music.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the pelican brief (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107798)
caleb 4.9/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – BIRD SONGS
ben thornewill – songbirds

NEXT MOVIE – philadelphia (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107818/)
NEXT SONGS – philadelphia songs

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