Archive for May 29, 2020

Revisiting the Past

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baseball stuff! shopping! rafe’s excited about daviga06 streaming on twitch, caleb has some thoughts on the next actor poll, and also thoughts about haggis? caleb is still on his cooking kick!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: telternhaus
low: lonely

caleb’s high-low
high: card collection
low: death dread

HOT HOT TOPICS
– yard work/gardening relaxing pastime or bane of my existence?
– do we actually have an impact on saving the planet by turning off lights and recycling when huge industries aren’t green? how many people does it take to offset one polluting factory? how does that make you feel?
– summer is the worst season I’m already sweating at 10 am it sucks and I hate it and where’s my water and give me ice cream
– qwerty keyboards on touch screens are dumb
– does nature hate me? the level of which I’m suffering from allergies today sure makes it seem so.
– also, what is wrong with people who hate summer? it’s clearly the best season… and give me ice cream.
– should circumcision be illegal
– if I teach a man to fish and he gets hit by a truck the next morning, should I have just given him a fish?
– people who dislike snow suck
– jimmy fallon
– hot pockets (sing it like red robin!)
– male breast feeding. how do you feel about that?

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – the poison rose (2019) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5862166)
caleb 2/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – rafe is rose; caleb is poison
enya – china roses

NEXT MOVIE – line of descent (2019) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2257284)
NEXT SONGS – LINE BATTLE

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Food for Thought

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we want to see people’s gift registries. link us to them! also caleb insists on recipes, to fill june’s meal-planning board. he’s cooking all the food. the final actor poll is up – make sure you vote! https://www.strawpoll.me/20089373
cat cones and floor-licking and covering up murders and having siri record it. caleb is all involved with baseball cards again. caleb has his next TV shows and has commercial issues. worky worky worky. shout out to lucas, our boyyyyy. there’s also the next winner of the emporium and junk yard giveaway!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: baby tomatoes!
low: phantom

caleb’s high-low
high: finished seinfeld
low: down mood

HOT HOT TOPICS
– pancakes or waffles?
– jam or jelly?
– can I come be a hobo on your couch?
– you can only bring back one: zima or orbz. which do you revive?
– also, if covid were a scary being in human size, what would it be? (shark. zombie, blob. etc.)
– propane or charcoal?
– 4 in 1 sandwich: jelly and butter on one half down the center, the slice has honey and peanut butter in the horizontal orientation so when you put it together you get 4 amazing different corners of sandwich, thoughts?
– how much better is food when it’s free?
– burritos or tacos
– do you like fast food breakfast? (mcdonalds, taco bell, burger king, etc.)
– who has the worst heart disease, scotland or usa
– chicken wings. drums or flats?
– if your house was going to explode in two minutes, what would you grab before leaving?
– if your house was going to explode like sometime next week, what is the one thing you would leave behind?
– what are the newest shapes?
– who needs your coin more: fast food employees or your witcher?

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – the nut job (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1821658)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4.8/10
SONGS – rafe is nuts and caleb is job
ben folds – the bitch went nuts

NEXT MOVIE – the poison rose (2019) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5862166)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is rose; caleb is poison

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Gooey Roots

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learning about reddit with world politics & anime tiddies, caleb and the scientist go full suzie homemaker, and they talk way too much about covid-19. also tiktok. and smallville and d&d. getting very close to the end of brendan fraser’s movies so the next poll is going up on monday! front runners right now: danny devito, sally field, and kurt russell. also facebook may not show all shares, so please comment, too!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: aerogarden
low: phantom

caleb’s high-low
high: friendship
low: smoke anxiety

HOT HOT TOPICS
– worst hobby in quarantine
– best tacos are?
– thursdays: are they a superior remake of tuesdays, or a knock-off of the original?
– can a hobby be merely paying money for things? (i.e., collecting)
– is taco salad a salad or just weird nachos
– is weird nachos a great band name or what
– I don’t want to win the rafes emporium raffle, because I have listened to this show and know the kinds of things that rafe keeps in her house
– whats next on the apocalyptic calendar?
^solar mass ejections. look up “the carrington event” if that happens now, we will be transported back to the 1800’s in an instant.
– one hour post ‘rona and wisconsin is acting like it doesn’t exist
– how many boards would the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
– forced vaccinations once one is discovered. yea or nay?
– aaaaaaarrrrrgghhhppplblblb!!!!!!! (i expect you to read this with enthusiasm)

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – gimme shelter (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1657510)
caleb 6.25/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – shelter

NEXT MOVIE – the nut job (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1821658)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is nuts and caleb is job

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Shit Post Central

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first round poll is going up! whiskey! shitty videos, rafe’s giant bra, garlic bread in space, and new randomizer games in the discord. gremlinz roles. too many roles. house hunting, FOMO. too much television. simpsons! emotes, america’s test kitchen. 

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup
low: overworked

caleb’s high-low
high: shit post central
low: depression mode

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is too hot for lady?
– sell me your beard!
– what is it about reno that drives people to kill just to watch a man die?
– what if ducks couldn’t swim and just had really really long legs that could reach the bottom of the lake?
– the sun. will it kill us all?
– is armor, clothing?
– what would make better glue?  horse-sized ducks or duck-sized horses?
– is uv light a better cure for covid than bleach injections?
– do sheep shrink when it rains?
– how hot and/or humid would it need to be to give up on your beard?
– I left ffr so the people I like are here lol
– is it still canibalism if you eat people but you’re other kin?
– caleb’s entire admin tenure was a giant conspiracy to build his own empire
– who else finds mother’s day a bullshit holiday (maybe I’m jaded due to my restaurant work and the fact that my mother is deceased )
– who doesn’t need a reason to call mom’s and say I love you
– why
– pigs in a blanket?
– does anyone actually like using cast iron pans?- y no sonic emotes? lol

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – breakout (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2314886)caleb 3.5/10rafe 3.75/10
SONGS – breakouts 
scott stapp – break out

NEXT MOVIE – gimme shelter (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1657510)
NEXT SONGS – shelter

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